Conquer Club

Is this a good place for a pithy bumper sticker?

MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA

Ah... bumper stickers...

Symmetry wrote:Is this a good place for a pithy bumper sticker?

MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA

Ah... bumper stickers...

My Dogma pissed all over the wheel of your Karma though, when it recovered. Poor sod.

bedub1 wrote: Followers are +1 against attack by cars...

good thing he doesn't have many then. otherwise, we'd never have any hit and run jesus stories to share

this is in poor taste regardless of what , or who you believe in

I could have sworn I saw Jesus once at Dead Show, of course I was pretty messed up at the time and it might have just been unkempt old hippie that I saw. I can't really be sure though.

Jonasty wrote:Come on people, jesus would respawn instantly these days... i know for a fact hes on the optimum network.

In 33 AD the average respawn time almost made it impossible to come back, thus the miracle.

did they have autodeploys back then?

azezzo wrote:this is in poor taste regardless of what , or who you believe in

Unless you're a logically thinking individual who believes in nothing.

I've got an amazing Jesus story but he made me promise not to tell anyone. Shhhhhhh

Wait, wasn't this thread started by the same guy who swore he saw a UFO while driving down 206 in Morris County, NJ a few months back?

Maybe it was Rt. 10.

Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.

pimpdave wrote:Wait, wasn't this thread started by the same guy who swore he saw a UFO while driving down 206 in Morris County, NJ a few months back?

Maybe it was Rt. 10.

Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.

id love to share more stories... unfourtunatley aliens working for the illuminati/new world order shadow government have stolen my memory...