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Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:06 pm
by squishyg
Hey baby, I won't monkey around. I promise to lick your South into shape and I assure you I won't deploy all over your North.

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:42 am
by 4myGod
AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, if it makes you feel any better---I promise that when I conquer your North America, I won't head down South."


--Andy


OR I will...

;)

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:17 am
by apey
how about you and i get together and make some bonus armies

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:25 am
by a.sub
this isnt a pick up liner per say but i like it

hey baby, you shouldnt date that admin guy, last chick said he was a bit lacking in the attack ;)

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:39 am
by BoganGod
I've almost reached my dbs gold, will you play with me?

Escalating and chained, if you insist

Want to be my partner in san francisco?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:57 pm
by AndyDufresne
Said by a woman to a man -- "Is that your post count or are you just happy to see me?"


--Andy

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:00 pm
by b00060
I don't have forever, wanna do this rt?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:09 pm
by thRett
Do you Kamchatka?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:29 pm
by LittlePotatoHead
have only read like half this thread so i dunno if this one has already been written...

I'd beat King Herpes just to be with you.

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:50 pm
by Master Fenrir
I never prematurely escalate. You first. Always.

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:29 pm
by Robinette
Image

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:32 pm
by notyou2
Guy - Would you like to go for breakfast tomorrow?
Girl - Yes
Guy- Should I call you or poke you?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:34 pm
by notyou2
Walk up to a girl in a bar, lick your finger and press it against her blouse/dress.
Then say "Can I help you out of your wet clothes?"

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:48 pm
by Robinette
CC dude: "Is that a camera?"

Me: "What?" *takes off headphones. turns off SLR.*

CC dude: Umm... yeah, well like I saw you taking pictures... So I thought I would just come over, and... Yeah, well.... Is that a good camera? ...Like I was thinking about getting a camera, y'know, like cuz all my friends are all like, hey, why don't you have any pictures up on facebook? Sooo yeah... like, are YOU on facebook?

Me: " R i g h t " *turns on camera. starts flipping through photo previews on my SLR.*

CC dude: "So, will you add me?"

Me: "Um..., Sure" *begins inching away*

CC dude: "Awesome, that would be great! I don't always check my email every day because my parents dial up isn't very reliable in the basement... So like, if you add me today, well, I probably won't respond for a few days till i go to the library. They have internet so... Oh, where you going... Yeah, well I'll let you get back to your photos. I'm gonna go grab a cold one and just chill out."

Nice one. I bet that CC dude was thinking, "Score! The "is that a camera" pick-up works EVERY time with those photographer chicks! Oh man, I wonder if I shoulda given her my phone number, or my name or something? Nah, she'll find me on facebook. She'll recognize me from my photo. Oh crap! I really need a camera... Whoaaaaa, look at that blonde chick in those tight volleyball shorts over there. Damn... she's fine! I'm gonna go talk to her...."

CC Dude: "Are those boobs?"

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:19 pm
by AndyDufresne
"Babe, I'd like to Interact with your Personal Menu."


--Andy

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:20 pm
by clapper011
Would you like to join forces? We could be an unstoppable team. ;)

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:24 pm
by BoganGod
Can I play classic chained with you, I'll bring my swords. We can make it foggy if you wish :)

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:14 pm
by jiminski
blah blah blah blah blah ...
".. ooops.... you just pressed the wrong button and I auto-attacked.. give me half an hour and i should be good for another full-frontal assault!"

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:20 pm
by oVo
Oh man... I hate when that happens ^

Image

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:00 am
by Ace Rimmer
It's OK if my partner deadbeats... I enjoy 2 on 1!

and the opposite:

It's OK if your partner deadbeats... my partner and I will take you on at the same time!

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:04 pm
by AndyDufresne
"Babe, interested in reserverations? I'd like to get my Game On..."


--Andy

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:13 pm
by a.sub
one for lack

Hay Baby is you do me some favors in Trial Play ill pay you back

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:27 am
by winsky1
If you don't finish the game we started, I'll just post all over your wall.

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:40 am
by vodean
This sorta died over the summer, but i enjoyed it b4 then, sorry about the bump
**BUMP**

Hey, i see you like classic, speed, freestyle games... me 2

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:03 pm
by AndyDufresne
"Babe, the playing field has just been leveled, so want to ditch your "plugin" named bob and compare some in-game stats?"


--Andy