Conquer Club

Im takin the hill by storm, got no secrets on me

XenHu wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Back off kitten...I know you and your weird affection with children

Spamalots hill Hill

*The knights of Spamalot quickly fall in rapid succession, due to a slight overdose of cyanide in their daily wine*..

My hill(along with Kitten)




-X

You didn't have to do that. We still live. I'm leaving this thread now though.

Still your hill.

*smacks dirty soap upside the head* get off my hill

my hill...shared with xen

*kick to the groin* looks like you lost a nut as for Xen i rip that smiling mask off and smack the crap out of him

My Hill

well..there is only one problem with that...i'm a girl...GIRL therefor you can't make me lose a nut...my hill

DirtyDishSoap wrote:*kick to the groin* looks like you lost a nut as for Xen i rip that smiling mask off and smack the crap out of him

My Hill

HAHAHAHAHAHA! The day you touch my mask is the day you lose your fingers..

-X

s.xkitten wrote:well..there is only one problem with that...i'm a girl...GIRL therefor you can't make me lose a nut...my hill

You had a sex change and then i kick you in the balls

Also i got Titanium fingers so i doubt i would lose them

My Hill

How about your eyes then?

You don't need those..





-X

You wouldnt hit a guy with sunglasses would you?

I grab you and throw you in a room blow a massive fart in the room quickly close the door and you die from the stench.

*my hill*

Anden wrote:I grab you and throw you in a room blow a massive fart in the room quickly close the door and you die from the stench.

*my hill*

Good thing i live to smell a decent fart every now and again

Still My Hill

DirtyDishSoap wrote:You wouldnt hit a guy with sunglasses would you?

Yes, I would...


-X

*stumbles out of the hospital and see what's happening on the hill.*

I'll go make some popcorn.

joins strike wolf with the popcorn, and pulls xen over to join...we're to good to fight over the hill

*Sends the knights of Anti-spam to attack the Hill*

Anti-spam's Hill.

We will build a great fortress on this hill, and it will be known as Anti-spamia. The great city of No spam.

s.xkitten wrote:joins strike wolf with the popcorn, and pulls xen over to join...we're to good to fight over the hill

are we adding Xen to the Anti-Spam Alliance (ASA)?

"No gays allowed on the hill" the sign post read

Security strike force comes and hauls all of you off of the hill

My Hill

I tunnel under the hill and come up underneath you, I then collapse the passage with you inside it, my hill

I blow you up with bombs and such.

My hole.

Hitman079 wrote:

s.xkitten wrote:joins strike wolf with the popcorn, and pulls xen over to join...we're to good to fight over the hill

are we adding Xen to the Anti-Spam Alliance (ASA)?

*shruggles* we can...i don't even know how i got into that...yeah, add him (and xen...lemme know if you don't want to be part of it)

hecter wrote:I blow you up with bombs and such.

My hole.

I use the power of music to lure you away. I then set up a set of timpani and begin playing a nice solo.

My concert hole.

Very nice.

Hologram wrote:

hecter wrote:I blow you up with bombs and such.

My hole.

I use the power of music to lure you away. I then set up a set of timpani and begin playing a nice solo.

My concert hole.

Beat you to bits with my shredding skills on bass. Percussion overwhelmed - My hill

You suck at bass.

Our concert hole.

I get drunk and while, stumbling around the place where the hill used to be, I fall into your hole. Thinking that it was a trap, I set off my jacket's self-destruct button capable of destroying an area twice as large as this hole. With you 2 at the bottom you are unable to get out as I blow up creating a bigger hole.

Later on the Anti-spam alliance comes in and builds a new hill on top of the hole.

Their hill.