Conquer Club

For some reason, I picked up this habit where if I don't talk for a while for any reason (I'm doing homework or something and am by myself) I always get the feeling that I've lost the ability to speak, so I say something outloud, to myself, so make sure I didn't.

And I am completely fucking serious.

Perhaps you've lost your hearing. Try yelling next time.

notyou2 wrote:Perhaps you've lost your hearing. Try yelling next time.

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It's not that I don't hear myself, it's that I haven't spoken a word for like an hour or so and I feel like I lost the ability to.

I sometimes rub tkr4lf's nipples while I masturbate

jakewilliams wrote:I sometimes rub tkr4lf's nipples while I masturbate

I sometimes let jakewilliams rub my nipples while he masturbates......as long as he doesn't make a mess on me. I've got enough hair gel as it is.

Army of GOD wrote:For some reason, I picked up this habit where if I don't talk for a while for any reason (I'm doing homework or something and am by myself) I always get the feeling that I've lost the ability to speak, so I say something outloud, to myself, so make sure I didn't.

And I am completely fucking serious.

I have something similar. After a while of not talking, I find it hard to speak. If I don't clear my throat before trying to after a long break, then my voice comes out all weird and shit, almost like I was just going through puberty. It's odd.

For some reason, I picked up this habit where if I don't masturbate for awhile for any reason (I'm doing homework or "something" and am by myself) I always get the feeling that I've lost the ability to cum, so I jerk it a little, to myself, so make sure I didn't.

And I am completely fucking serious.

You also are completely seriously fucking

When I was younger, I stuck a paper clip down my pee hole. I was curious what it felt like. It hurt. A lot.

oh god, my right leg contracted while reading the above. that's just nasty, tkr...

BigBallinStalin wrote:oh god, my right leg contracted while reading the above. that's just nasty, tkr...

yup...i did some dumb shit when i was younger. and some nasty shit i guess as well. oh well, live and learn right?

tkr4lf wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:oh god, my right leg contracted while reading the above. that's just nasty, tkr...

yup...i did some dumb shit when i was younger. and some nasty shit i guess as well. oh well, live and learn right?

and then get Loves.

I wondered what smoking was like when I was about 6, so I set fire to a drinking straw and inhaled.

tkr4lf wrote:When I was younger, I stuck a paper clip down my pee hole. I was curious what it felt like. It hurt. A lot.

You need one of these.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-Stainless-Ste ... 2c57a1f93b

Tiggy D Amour wrote:

tkr4lf wrote:When I was younger, I stuck a paper clip down my pee hole. I was curious what it felt like. It hurt. A lot.

You need one of these.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-Stainless-Ste ... 2c57a1f93b

Okay, I didn't even click on the link. Just reading the link was enough for me lol. I think I will pass. But thank you for the suggestion.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

tkr4lf wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:oh god, my right leg contracted while reading the above. that's just nasty, tkr...

yup...i did some dumb shit when i was younger. and some nasty shit i guess as well. oh well, live and learn right?

and then get Loves.

Exactly. They are the best diapers, after all.

Not enough secrets in this thread.

I'm naked at the moment.

I once masturbated using mayo as lube.

I once masturbated using lube as mayo

I once made a sandwich using lube as mayo.

tkr4lf wrote:I once masturbated using mayo as lube.

I'm going to take the others as jokes but that is fucking rancid! Was there really not anything else around that you could've used?

nagerous wrote:

tkr4lf wrote:I once masturbated using mayo as lube.

I'm going to take the others as jokes but that is fucking rancid! Was there really not anything else around that you could've used?

that one was a joke as well, i would go dry before using mayo

Going dry is where it's at.

I dedicated one masturbation event to the full moon on a rooftop using real aloe vera.

BigBallinStalin wrote:I dedicated one masturbation event to the full moon on a rooftop using real aloe vera.

You are a connoisseur.