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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:03 pm
by Genghis Khant
Can we keep the rhyming and syllables in limerick form please?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks
I built a magnificent machine, [1]
That could rip out a man's spleen. [2]
I sold it last week, [3]
To a very rich sheik (4)
To use to defend his harem. [5]
There was an old man from Nebraska, [1]
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:03 pm
by Chad22342
who's cousin's in alaska
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:23 pm
by Russianfire8371
she was young and pretty
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:53 pm
by Genghis Khant
Bright and witty, [4]
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:23 pm
by Zanza
But her teeth were full o' tobacca'(southern jawl?)[5]
Ain't ne'er been to timbucktoo[1]
(sorry if it was done incorrectly, this is my first crack at it.)
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:28 pm
by Numia Kereru
Zanza wrote:Ain't ne'er been to timbucktoo[1]
(sorry if it was done incorrectly, this is my first crack at it.)
But I've passed through
Woolloomooloo[2]
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:31 pm
by Genghis Khant
Where I met a strange man, [3]
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:42 pm
by riggable
who sold me a fan(4)
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:01 am
by Genghis Khant
That was made from the skin of a gnu. [5]
The first time I ever got drunk, [1]
haha
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:05 am
by beezer
Was right after making out with a skunk [2]
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:05 am
by Aimless
I was riding my grandfather's junk. [2]
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:15 am
by Genghis Khant
The first time I ever got drunk, [1]
Was right after making out with a skunk [2]
But later that night, (3)
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:24 am
by riggable
my ass clenched up tight(4)
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:30 am
by lduke1990
I knew I'd be regretting it soon
I was strolling in the park one day
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:35 am
by Numia Kereru
When a pretty young thing passed by my way [2]
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:38 am
by Orange-Idaho-Dog
I spanked her on the rear (3)
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:38 am
by iAnonymous
EDIT: Orange was a nano-second faster than me. Pass.
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:39 am
by Numia Kereru
Orange-Idaho-Dog wrote:I spanked her on the rear (3)
Stuck my tongue in her ear [4]
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:56 pm
by Genghis Khant
I was strolling in the park one day
When a pretty young thing passed by my way [2]
I spanked her on the rear (3)
Stuck my tongue in her ear [4]
And my case comes up later today. [5]
The worst thing about being in prison, [1]
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:57 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Is the amount of ingested jizm (2)
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:32 pm
by Dancing Mustard
I get shanked once a day (3)
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:37 pm
by Genghis Khant
The worst thing about being in prison, [1]
Is the amount of ingested jizm (2)
I get shanked once a day (3)
By a big burly gay, [4]
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:41 pm
by Dancing Mustard
With a bountiful sense of rhythmn (5)
I once washed a baby in vomit (1)
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:00 pm
by The1exile
The smell sent your head to a comet, (2)
[size=0]You ain't givin me much to work with[/size]
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:02 pm
by jnd94
The1exile wrote:The smell sent your head to a comet, (2)
[size=0]You ain't givin me much to work with[/size]
while you flew through the air