Conquer Club

"LET ME F**K UP YOUR EARS."

I think im going to be in middle of a sea of pissed off mexicans in about 3 hours :S

South African police admit to having problems with drug dealers, thieves and sex fiends during the world cup.
They say things should improve when John Terry's family go home!


Give £2 a month to a hungry African & what do they do?
Buy a fucking trumpet!

Timminz wrote:Fucking cunt of an announcer in the Greece/Nigeria game, just told me the score of the early game! Normally avoiding pre-game, post-game, and half-time is enough to not have the games ruined.

In other news.

watch with the sound off..........you wouldnt hear the score or the fucking trumvuzelpets

Gypsys Kiss wrote:

Timminz wrote:Fucking cunt of an announcer in the Greece/Nigeria game, just told me the score of the early game! Normally avoiding pre-game, post-game, and half-time is enough to not have the games ruined.

In other news.

watch with the sound off..........you wouldnt hear the score or the fucking trumvuzelpets

Oh, I don't mind the vuvuzelas, and for the 2, or 3 matches I might have spoiled for me, I'd much prefer to have the sound on.

thegreekdog wrote:GREECE!!!!

About fucking time they turned up.....shame it only happened when the other team went down to 10 men

Gypsys Kiss wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:GREECE!!!!

About fucking time they turned up.....shame it only happened when the other team went down to 10 men

I hope they get pumped out, they are boring and untalented. Without the red card it would have been 2 or 3 nil.

GO MEXICO!!!

20,000 Mexicans at the stadium.. where's the crisis? Are we fanatics or what?

Go! Go!
Mex-i-co!

Drop France,
Like an old pair of pants!

Cant see this one ending 0-0

Gypsys Kiss wrote:Cant see this one ending 0-0

I'm surprised it is, at the half.

Great pace, so far.

Alot of mexicans find it amusing that the crowd yells "faggot" every time the opposing keeper makes a goal kick. Im surprised that they havent been labeled as bigots.

Mexico 1-0 France

there was just a riot out on the street. Please keep winning mexico, I want to keep my furniture and television a little longer before the riots.

Penalty to Mexico

Mexico 2-0 France

Fantastic! I always enjoy watching the French lose
So Uruguay and Mexico can play out a friendly draw and they'll both qualify... not that professionals would ever stoop to such a thing of course

I guess that's one thing all Brits have in common; their distaste for the French.

Lord+Master wrote:Fantastic! I always enjoy watching the French lose
So Uruguay and Mexico can play out a friendly draw and they'll both qualify... not that professionals would ever stoop to such a thing of course

If you think about it, it's not that unlikely. All either side would need is to not lose, so they could both be playing highly defensive (firefox tells me that's spelled incorrectly, but I refuse to put a 'c' in there) games.

Timminz wrote:I guess that's one thing all Brits have in common; their distaste for the French.

Yup(except maybe the Scottish, they've had a few alliances over the centuries)

Timminz wrote:

Lord+Master wrote:Fantastic! I always enjoy watching the French lose
So Uruguay and Mexico can play out a friendly draw and they'll both qualify... not that professionals would ever stoop to such a thing of course

If you think about it, it's not that unlikely. All either side would need is to not lose, so they could both be playing highly defensive (firefox tells me that's spelled incorrectly, but I refuse to put a 'c' in there) games.

The worst game I've seen was Germany v Austria. Cant remember the year, but a 1-0 German win would see them both through. It was like a training game, just passing the ball about, and Germany won 1-0 at the expense of Algeria I think. That is why the final group games are played simultaniously now.

If they tie, mexico is almost certain to face argentina. f*ck THAT.

Timminz wrote:

Lord+Master wrote:Fantastic! I always enjoy watching the French lose
So Uruguay and Mexico can play out a friendly draw and they'll both qualify... not that professionals would ever stoop to such a thing of course

If you think about it, it's not that unlikely. All either side would need is to not lose, so they could both be playing highly defensive (firefox tells me that's spelled incorrectly, but I refuse to put a 'c' in there) games.

Firefox is wrong-diddly!
Mexico have a decent record against the Argies...
Congrats Nietzche! I like the look of Hernandez even more now

Gypsys Kiss wrote:the final group games are played simultaniously now.

If the announcers in those games give updates on the other match, I think I'll fucking kill someone.

In other news, I've just been noticing group D. Does anyone else think that the Germans have been given an easy go? I'm starting to think that they're going to come out of the group stage with a +15 goal differential.