Conquer Club

I can spell better than you.

My hill.

i look better than you

Spamalots Hill

I throw poo on you.

My hill.

I eat you

Spamalots Hill

I moon you.

My hill.

then we throw your remains around the hill.

the landlord gets you evicted.(turns out the landlord is me!)

Spamalots Hill

Send an army of roaches up the hill. You scream like a little girl.

My hill.

I eat those roaches and barf on your head

Spamalots Hill

It seems like its me v. spamalot for the hill.

Oh yeah, My hill.

A bunch of zombies go after your brain.
My hill

My brain is too small, so they go after you.

My hill.

Your too stupid for the hill

Spamalots Hill

The ravenous bilby mistakes you for food.


My hill.

Psssh, i eat those for breakfest lunch and dinner

Spamalots Hill

You carelessly underestimated this ravenous bilby.
It goes for your throat before you make one step.

My hill.

i throw sour keys at your eyes, they water and cloud your vision.

spamalot's hill

I aggrivate an attack dog and unleash him on the hill chasing you off.

My hill.

I call the cops and they arrest you because you have homicidal thinking and tendencies. To the clink with you and to the hill with me

Spamalots Hill

yay! spamalot's hill

You are told that you were select to perform in American Idol. You promptly take your leave and the hill is unguarded.

My hill.

i take you to court and I odnt show up and it stalls 2 years. Meanwhile Spamalot takes the hill and fortifies it

Spamalots Hill

I launch a cow at spamalot.

My hill.

After fortifying yourself over your head, you recall that you didn't bring enough CANS OF SPAM with you.
As you leave for the local convenience store I sneak past your unsuspecting spam-devouring fellow spamalotians guards and take over.

My hill.

Edit: Crap I was fastposted by a monkey. nevertheless it's still my hill!