Conquer Club

xeno wrote:Max is angry at life for his two inch penis. He comes to cc to take out his rage on everyone here, ignore the little baby

notyou2 wrote:Accuser: notyou2
Accused: Metsfanmax
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: issue a higher mark

Metsfanmax gave me a low grade in this thread http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=186741#p4080794. I believe I deserve a higher grade than the one issued. I agree that the thread is not particularly funny, but I believe it was a concept never done before. Namely, I took an "official" post from the General Discussion forum concerning Lag Reports and converted it to something else entirely. I feel I should at least get a 5 for effort and the novelty of the concept.

Here is the link to Lack Attacks original post http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=143021#p3114301.

notyou2 wrote:Accuser: notyou2
Accused: Metsfanmax
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: issue a higher mark

Metsfanmax gave me a low grade in this thread http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=186741#p4080794. I believe I deserve a higher grade than the one issued. I agree that the thread is not particularly funny, but I believe it was a concept never done before. Namely, I took an "official" post from the General Discussion forum concerning Lag Reports and converted it to something else entirely. I feel I should at least get a 5 for effort and the novelty of the concept.

Here is the link to Lack Attacks original post http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=143021#p3114301.

notyou2 wrote:Accuser: notyou2
Accused: Metsfanmax
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: issue a higher mark

Metsfanmax gave me a low grade in this thread http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=186741#p4080794. I believe I deserve a higher grade than the one issued. I agree that the thread is not particularly funny, but I believe it was a concept never done before. Namely, I took an "official" post from the General Discussion forum concerning Lag Reports and converted it to something else entirely. I feel I should at least get a 5 for effort and the novelty of the concept.

Here is the link to Lack Attacks original post http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=143021#p3114301.

xeno wrote:Max is angry at life for his two inch penis. He comes to cc to take out his rage on everyone here, ignore the little baby

notyou2 wrote:

xeno wrote:Max is angry at life for his two inch penis. He comes to cc to take out his rage on everyone here, ignore the little baby

Oh, that's why. I thought he was angry at The Mets.

Metsfanmax wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Accuser: notyou2
Accused: Metsfanmax
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: issue a higher mark

Metsfanmax gave me a low grade in this thread http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=186741#p4080794. I believe I deserve a higher grade than the one issued. I agree that the thread is not particularly funny, but I believe it was a concept never done before. Namely, I took an "official" post from the General Discussion forum concerning Lag Reports and converted it to something else entirely. I feel I should at least get a 5 for effort and the novelty of the concept.

Here is the link to Lack Attacks original post http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=143021#p3114301.

Request denied. My rating was accurate.

kentington wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Accuser: notyou2
Accused: Metsfanmax
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Request: issue a higher mark

Metsfanmax gave me a low grade in this thread http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=186741#p4080794. I believe I deserve a higher grade than the one issued. I agree that the thread is not particularly funny, but I believe it was a concept never done before. Namely, I took an "official" post from the General Discussion forum concerning Lag Reports and converted it to something else entirely. I feel I should at least get a 5 for effort and the novelty of the concept.

Here is the link to Lack Attacks original post http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=143021#p3114301.

I am glad you brought this up here.
In defense of a higher rating:
1. If you view my post and the second post in the original thread, then you can tell that smart people understand the quality of this thread.
2. He is posting a request in your thread giving you authority over him and his thread. He is now one of your people and as such you want him to be viewed highly, as a representative of you.
3. While it may not be The funniest thread, it was clever.
4. I would rate it at least 5/10

Disclaimer: My posting in this thread is not in any way relinquishing my authority to you. I am only posting on behalf of one of those who has given you that authority over them.

xeno wrote:Haters gonna hate is fairly appropriate here

Accused: ManBungalow (Dean of the Conquer Club Community College)
Legal team: ManBungalow and thegreekdog

Accuser: notyou2
Legal team: notyou2's lawyer

Accusation: In [game]13400110[/game], on 20th November 2013, at 00:25:01GMT, ManBungalow did cause distress and grievous impediment to notyou2 by causing him to nuke himself.

2013-11-20 00:24:57 - notyou2 received 3 troops for 1 regions
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - notyou2 played a set of Sicily, Central France, and Belorussia nuking each region
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - neutral player eliminated notyou2 from the game

notyou2's lawyer wrote:What Dean ManBungalow failed to disclose is that he applied undue peer pressure to my client to "blow himself up". This act of careless aggression and social subversion is being investigated by the campus police. Furthermore, I have been retained by the estate of the Late Mr notyou2 to investigate the possibility of civil litigation.

ManBungalow wrote:Let the jury hear that ManBungalow was unarmed and quite probably fully-clothed at the time in question.

notyou2's lawyer wrote:It also appears that Dean ManBungalow profited from the despicable act as prior to my client committing involuntary suicide, the Dean was a colonel. Shortly thereafter Dean ManBungalow was awarded the rank of Brigadier General. This is clearly a case of profiting at the expense of a student and is undeniably a gross abuse of the Dean's power and influence.

ManBungalow wrote:If it please the court, I would like to indict Timminz of categorically and consistently encouraging ManBungalow to pressure notyou2 into launching the fateful warhead.

thegreekdog wrote:thegreekdog v. ManBungalow
Accused: ManBungalow
Accuser: thegreekdog
Accusation: Non-payment of legal fees.
Result requested: 500 Saxbucks (legal fees), 2,000 Saxbucks (pain and suffering), 150 Saxbucks (loss of above-referenced game)
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Metsfanmax wrote:Army of God appointed me temporary adjudicator in this case (private comm.). Award of 2,650 Saxbucks granted to TGD.

ManBungalow wrote:ManBungalow - vs - notyou2

Accused: ManBungalow (Dean of the Conquer Club Community College)
Legal team: ManBungalow and thegreekdog

Accuser: notyou2
Legal team: notyou2's lawyer

Accusation: In [game]13400110[/game], on 20th November 2013, at 00:25:01GMT, ManBungalow did cause distress and grievous impediment to notyou2 by causing him to nuke himself.

Exhibit A:
[game]13400110[/game]

Exhibit B:

Code: Select all

2013-11-20 00:24:57 - notyou2 received 3 troops for 1 regions
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - notyou2 played a set of Sicily, Central France, and Belorussia nuking each region
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - neutral player eliminated notyou2 from the game

Court record highlights reel thus far:

notyou2's lawyer wrote:What Dean ManBungalow failed to disclose is that he applied undue peer pressure to my client to "blow himself up". This act of careless aggression and social subversion is being investigated by the campus police. Furthermore, I have been retained by the estate of the Late Mr notyou2 to investigate the possibility of civil litigation.

ManBungalow wrote:Let the jury hear that ManBungalow was unarmed and quite probably fully-clothed at the time in question.

notyou2's lawyer wrote:It also appears that Dean ManBungalow profited from the despicable act as prior to my client committing involuntary suicide, the Dean was a colonel. Shortly thereafter Dean ManBungalow was awarded the rank of Brigadier General. This is clearly a case of profiting at the expense of a student and is undeniably a gross abuse of the Dean's power and influence.

ManBungalow wrote:If it please the court, I would like to indict Timminz of categorically and consistently encouraging ManBungalow to pressure notyou2 into launching the fateful warhead.

thegreekdog wrote:thegreekdog v. ManBungalow
Accused: ManBungalow
Accuser: thegreekdog
Accusation: Non-payment of legal fees.
Result requested: 500 Saxbucks (legal fees), 2,000 Saxbucks (pain and suffering), 150 Saxbucks (loss of above-referenced game)
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

BoganGod wrote:BoganGod v. betiko
Accused: betiko
Accuser: BoganGod
Accusation: Constant unsolicited offers of greek or french congress
Result requested: The accused to stop making unwanted sexual advances. Ideally the accused to transfer unrequited lust to a more suitable and willing player. The adjudicator to find a suitable willing man for the accused.
Adjudicator: saxitoxin