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Funkyterrance wrote:So essentially what you guys are saying is that sugar water gives the exact same benefit as gatorate and other similar sports drinks, aside from flavor?

No but if you drink sugar water (most soda pop is this, with carbonation) while you exercise. Then later when you can digest again some salty snack. You're golden.

Funkyterrance wrote:So essentially what you guys are saying is that sugar water gives the exact same benefit as gatorate and other similar sports drinks, aside from flavor?

Give or take, pretty much.

When I was a student and training pretty hard for track we used to drink Raro (you guys call it tang I believe, powdered fruit juice that is cheap as chips) and add a little salt to it.

Lootifer wrote:I think she means artifical sweeteners. Like Saxitoxin for example.

Saxitoxin is a deadly shellfish poison, not to be confused with artificial sweetner.

Celine Dion

-This new fucking workout obsession thing on Facebook

I have no problem with people wanting to be fit and whatnot but I DO NOT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT. STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF FLEXING OR TALK ABOUT YOUR DAILY GYM EXPERIENCE. ITS ANNOYINGLY OBSESSIVE

When people bump their own inactive threads.

Army of GOD wrote:-This new fucking workout obsession thing on Facebook

I have no problem with people wanting to be fit and whatnot but I DO NOT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT. STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF FLEXING OR TALK ABOUT YOUR DAILY GYM EXPERIENCE. ITS ANNOYINGLY OBSESSIVE

i bet AOG doesn't even lift.

john9blue wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:-This new fucking workout obsession thing on Facebook

I have no problem with people wanting to be fit and whatnot but I DO NOT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT. STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF FLEXING OR TALK ABOUT YOUR DAILY GYM EXPERIENCE. ITS ANNOYINGLY OBSESSIVE

i bet AOG doesn't even lift.

Man my head would explode with lolz if you turned out to be a powerlifter.

i'm not a "powerlifter" but i keep a dumbbell by my desk and occasionally do a few reps.

i still have twig arms though so clearly i'm not doing it right

john9blue wrote:i'm not a "powerlifter" but i keep a dumbbell by my desk and occasionally do a few reps.

i still have twig arms though so clearly i'm not doing it right

Nah powerlifters are a specific type of fuckwad (ideal thread to discuss this...). They are likely the type who post about their lifts on facey etc (along with the weight loss tossers and a myriad of other wankers - one of whiich I probably am... i posted a about rowing occasionally... but at least thats competitive).

Doing weights is fine (in fact pretty much mandatory if you want to be good at most types of sports), but those morons who live just to lift heavy weights, to me, are fucktardely stupid. My favourites are the guys who can bench like 300 lbs but have tiny little twig legs.

Lootifer wrote:

john9blue wrote:i'm not a "powerlifter" but i keep a dumbbell by my desk and occasionally do a few reps.

i still have twig arms though so clearly i'm not doing it right

Nah powerlifters are a specific type of fuckwad (ideal thread to discuss this...). They are likely the type who post about their lifts on facey etc (along with the weight loss tossers and a myriad of other wankers - one of whiich I probably am... i posted a about rowing occasionally... but at least thats competitive).

Doing weights is fine (in fact pretty much mandatory if you want to be good at most types of sports), but those morons who live just to lift heavy weights, to me, are fucktardely stupid. My favourites are the guys who can bench like 300 lbs but have tiny little twig legs.

Yeah I hate those guys. I was at this party once and there was this obnoxious guy named Tiny (he was like 5'1" but absurdly bulky) who told me prolly 7-8 times throughout the night that he could bench over 500lbs. Drunken power lifters bragging about how much they bench gets annoying after a while.

-TG

Sorry, I would be impressed but ask to see it. 500? Well sir, that there is a big deal.

Yer 500 lbs is pretty amazing, depending on how big this little fucker is thatd be close to pushing a world record for his weight (you would struggle to be much above 200 odd pounds at 5'1).

100% sure he'd also be a total tosser, but thats beside the point.

what is he tossing?

Army of GOD wrote:what is he tossing?

Sounds like he was angling to get a bit o TG action; but got turned down.

TG don't fall fo no jive playas

haha. I'm sure he was exaggerating, although he certainly looked capable of lifting quite a bit. He ended up getting kicked out of the party for being a douche.

-TG

Bummer.

I hate how nobody makes jackets that fit me. Buncha short-armed fatties out there.

-TG

I hate how nobody goes to tailors who make custom jackets for long-armed lankies out there.

I hate imperfect shoulder joints and the inability of cartilage to grow back in the knee.

Lootifer wrote:I hate imperfect shoulder joints and the inability of cartilage to grow back in the knee.

sounds like you used to be an adventurer.

john9blue wrote:

Lootifer wrote:I hate imperfect shoulder joints and the inability of cartilage to grow back in the knee.

sounds like you used to be a fail adventurer.

Fxd.