Conquer Club

FOS IOD

um... the lynch is over.

1. You were trying to put your name in last minute to look like a supportive townie
2. You are skimming the game and following the crowd

both tend to make you less credible/scummy

YARGH! fastposted

stop stealing my accusation AD

FOS AD for having mafialike speed in typing!! IM WATCHING YOU!

If he was mafia, he'd probably be skimming and thus wouldn't fastpost you.

its taken a while for the death scene.............................................

Night One ~ One-Eyed Jack

It is well past government curfew. Anarkistsdream sent a majority of the town on a looting spree, as funds and supplies were running dangerously low.

The few lucky enough to stick around were getting ready to play a nice relaxing game of poker. Puff decided to find Newcastle, as it was well know that gambling was his favorite pastime. After heading over to Newcastle's house, Puff returns and informs the few of you that Newcastle appears to have gone out and all Puff had found was a piece of paper with an address scrawled on it. Everywhere recognized the address, saying it belong to a dingy little pub across town, known for it's ability to sell secrets anonymously. Fearing the worst, Everywhere readies his old service revolver, while Puff and Anarkistsdream grab a sack and a crowbar. Arriving at the bar, the spot Newcastle playing cards, drunk, stuttering and trying desperately to hold his hand straight. Without a word, Puff calmly strolls up to Newcastle and strikes him across the back of the head with the crowbar. Blood was sprayed from Newcastle's mouth, as he falls to the floor, dead. Just for a lark, Everywhere shoots Newcastle in the eye. Before the other card players had a chance to object, Everywhere shot each one in the head. Anarkistsdream ran over to the table and grabbed as much money as he could fit in his pockets, before stuffing Newcastle into a sack.

Back at home, a quick search of the now lifeless sack of meat confirms:


Newcastle (Townie) has been lynched!

It is now Night. All those with Night Actions have 72 hours to send me their choices!


-X

yummy...nice one xen...

Well you killed a townie. Sorry I missed the vote because I was at school.

as the king stands there in distreas from this tall dark knight with hair the color of a chesnut and skin as smooth as ivory {cynthia} the knight speaks with almost a chuckel in his voice saying "I red bull the free roaming knight chalenges you king hector to a match of 5 games of war will you except if so i shall chose 3 maps that i most favor and you shall chose 2 the winner gets lady cynthias hand" {with her permision of course} he glances at the queen and gets lost in her eyes and for a moment he finds him self cought off gard.... her eyes wild like the winds on the plains her hair lightly tosing in the breeze he falls silent for a moment;....... and then redirects his glance at hector "what is your answer ?"

haha wrong thread

Very smooth buddy.

it was funny to read...

It was better in Spamalot. Then you could have seen the whole thing.

Anarkistsdream wrote:A very compelling argument by Puff that makes me realize my earlier warnings about Newcastle are most likely true...

Vote: Newcastle

OMG! Puff's argument isn't good.

oops, forgot it was night.

just so this doesn't fall off the first page...

First, Its OID...

Second, I just voted and didn't read any new posts because I knew the time was running close for the voting to be over.

Third, i don't just vote with the crowd, however in my last Mafia game we couldn't get a lynch because half of the players were inactive and everyone was voting for different people. I didn't know the vote was over and that the person i voted for had already been lynched because of the above reason, i just voted without reading.

Fourth, i posted my vote on page 25 when the post saying the vote was over on page 26... When i read the post there was only 13 voted Newcastle, not 14. I've now read page 25 completely and see i made a mistake...

I read the one saying that Newcastle had 13 votes, not knowing exactly when the voting time was overi posted quickly without reading Xenhu's second post saying that Newcastle had 14 votes already...

Sorry for my mistake, though i shouldn't be. The people who jumped on me for making a mistake should. This is only my 2nd Mafia game.

Orange-Idaho-Dog wrote:First, Its OID...

Second, I just voted and didn't read any new posts because I knew the time was running close for the voting to be over.

Third, i don't just vote with the crowd, however in my last Mafia game we couldn't get a lynch because half of the players were inactive and everyone was voting for different people. I didn't know the vote was over and that the person i voted for had already been lynched because of the above reason, i just voted without reading.

Fourth, i posted my vote on page 25 when the post saying the vote was over on page 26... When i read the post there was only 13 voted Newcastle, not 14. I've now read page 25 completely and see i made a mistake...

I read the one saying that Newcastle had 13 votes, not knowing exactly when the voting time was overi posted quickly without reading Xenhu's second post saying that Newcastle had 14 votes already...

Sorry for my mistake, though i shouldn't be. The people who jumped on me for making a mistake should. This is only my 2nd Mafia game.

Be quiet children, it's sleepy time

This may need a bump so we don't need to search it to find it in the day.

I agree.

Day Two ~ A Corrupt Doctor, His Shadow And A Poor Unfortunate Soul


After Newcastle was killed, the news quickly spread to the ears of the government. The police were quickly dispatched, in hopes of catching those responsible. Despite the level of noise generated by the oncoming sirens, many of you were still asleep. Those of you who weren’t were extremely busy. Puff, who had managed to dispose of the murder weapon, was now hiding in a nearby garbage can, still sitting at the curb for pickup. Everywhere had barricaded his door, and with revolver in hand, began to pace back and fourth, waiting for the onslaught. The only one who remained un-hidden was Anarkistsdream. He was too busy gathering his stolen loot from the night before, and was giddy with excitement at the moments to come. Soon, he would pass on invaluable information to the government, collect his reward and in a few hours, be at the nearest casino, far away from all this trouble. Chuckling to himself, he was about to leave for the front door when he heard a noise coming from the open widow ten feet behind him. It appeared that some of the town had managed to stir during all this action, one such town member being s.xkitten. She was simply looking for a place to hide and a something to provide some form of defense. Herself owning no weapons, she had hoped to borrow one from Anarkistsdream. Almost immediately he knew she would get in the way of his plans, and without a word he drew the standard government sidearm and fired three quick shots. s.xkitten fell to the floor in a pool of her own blood. Chuckling yet again, Anarkist made his way to the front door for a second time. Only this time he didn’t make it. A knife now made it’s flight through the same window s.xkitten had came through only moments before. It struck Anarkistsdream in the back of the head, and he too, fell to the floor. Now by this time the police had arrived and were beginning to sweep the neighborhood. Having woken up from all the noise, mandalorian2298 decided to have a look about. He quickly got dressed and, armed with a small club, ran out the front door. He didn’t get to far however, before he was shot and killed by the police. Believing they had killed those who were responsible for Newcastle’s death, the police left the scene.


Anarkistsdream(AKA: Niles Barker, Mafia Doc) Has been killed!


s.xkitten(AKA: Evey Hammond, Hider) Has Been Killed!


mandalorian2298(Unknown Role) Has Been Killed!






It Is Now Day 2. With 24 alive it takes 13 to Lynch!

Crap, three people killed. It's good there was a mafia in there but it means we've got two mafia families, or two serial killers, or an SK and a vigilante, or some other combination of that.

XenHu wrote:

wow.................

Holy shiot

*looks around* this is getting creepy

Anarkist played some people well but not well enough I am going to have to read back now for sure

You SONSOFBICTHES!!!!!

Anarkistsdream wrote:You SONSOFBICTHES!!!!!

HAHA SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU MAIFA SCUM!!!!!!!!