Conquer Club

and so I'm guessing you're little mac, willie...lol

p.s. ...little mac's a hermit, how the hell would he give me aids if he's living in a cave

p.s, p.s.: flay you alive

*bump*

Slit open your guts and hang you by your intestines.

Make you listen to Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits

shove you threw a giant paper-shredder (alive of course)

Cuts all of your fingers and toes off one at a time while making you listen to the most annoying music the world has ever heard.

strike wolf wrote:...the most annoying music the world has ever heard.

Asks what that would be and waits for the firestorm that will follow any answer.

kamay kamay kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make you eat a blender then turn it on .

makes you eat whump and then turns him on.

makes you leave your GF

Take a knife and cut you on every square inch of your body and then force you into a tub of salt water and lemon juice. After that I dip you into a vat of battery acid and then make you look at the ugly face forty times. (It would be more if the forum let me)



After that I'd throw you into a pool of piranhas. If you were still alive, I'd take a saw and slowly saw off each of your body parts.

Then, I'd let you go to the beach after all of your troubles. (If you were still alive)

You might like this one from a book i read:
tie you up, put you in a large Hessian bag which can only just fit you and 10 or so cats, tie up the bag and start beating at it with a plank of wood.

i will torture u in ways that even i cant imagine

Put you behind me the repeatedly fart in your general direction.

lt.pie wrote:Put you behind me the repeatedly fart in your general direction.

Slowly drive nails into fingers, while ripping off your finger nail. Then pour hydrochloric acid into the eyes until they are at a nice pudding like consistency, then stir with razor wire. After that, pull out every hair on body individually, replacing each one with a hair sized needle.

Makes sure that here is no one above you to torture and embarrasses you in front of everyone