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Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:36 pm
by nietzsche
Accused: 2dimes
Accuser: nietzsche
Accusation: Backstabbing in game http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=13413983
Result requested: 3000 Saxbucks
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


We were supposed to have a truce at the English Channel and he broke it without announcement.

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:42 pm
by DoomYoshi
nietzsche wrote:Accused: 2dimes
Accuser: nietzsche
Accusation: Backstabbing in game http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=13413983
Result requested: 3000 Saxbucks
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


We were supposed to have a truce at the English Channel and he broke it without announcement.


Are we going to have to call in BBS again? Last time it didn't end so great.

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:54 pm
by 2dimes
DoomYoshi wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Accused: 2dimes
Accuser: nietzsche
Accusation: Backstabbing in game http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=13413983
Result requested: 3000 Saxbucks
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


We were supposed to have a truce at the English Channel and he broke it without announcement.


Are we going to have to call in BBS again? Last time it didn't end so great.

2013-11-07 10:44:33 - 2dimes: Hope you're happy Nietz
2013-11-07 10:46:13 - 2dimes: What can I do now once team 4 finishes my final 2 off base territories off?

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:44 pm
by BigBallinStalin
DoomYoshi wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Accused: 2dimes
Accuser: nietzsche
Accusation: Backstabbing in game http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=13413983
Result requested: 3000 Saxbucks
Adjudicator: saxitoxin


We were supposed to have a truce at the English Channel and he broke it without announcement.


Are we going to have to call in BBS again? Last time it didn't end so great.


Nietzche doesn't love me.

Accuser: BBS
Accused: nietzsche
Accusation: Lack of love
Result requested: Love
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:55 pm
by Serbia
Accuser: Serbia
Accused: AoG
Accusation: He's short
Result requested: ????
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Bollocks.

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:57 pm
by Serbia
Also - why is Saxi handicapped? Or, why is he claiming to be?

Accuser: Serbia
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: Claims to be handicapped by signing ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)
Result requested: A FUCKING EXPLANATION PLEASE
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Bollocks.

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:17 pm
by rdsrds2120
I'd like to dispute the new homepage. Is this where I sign?

--Gomez

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:46 am
by saxitoxin
Serbia wrote:Also - why is Saxi handicapped? Or, why is he claiming to be?

Accuser: Serbia
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: Claims to be handicapped by signing ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)
Result requested: A FUCKING EXPLANATION PLEASE
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Bollocks.


if you don't stop being so adorable, mister --

rdsrds2120 wrote:I'd like to dispute the new homepage. Is this where I sign?

--Gomez


YES. I'd been considering filing a new complaint myself. While the new homepage allows me to easily log-in from my iDroid, I now miss the adventure I used to be able to go on, scrolling across the screen to get from the login box to the command menu. What kind of adventures can my fingers go on now that the new homepage is up?! WHY DONT YOU ANSWER ME, BUSTER.

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:59 am
by radiojake
Never picked you as an idroid user, Saxi..

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:17 pm
by saxitoxin
radiojake wrote:Never picked you as an idroid user, Saxi..


well well well look who came crawling back

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:10 am
by radiojake
saxitoxin wrote:
radiojake wrote:Never picked you as an idroid user, Saxi..


well well well look who came crawling back



School is out - Nothing to be distracted from


-- did you miss me, saxi?

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:15 pm
by Army of GOD
oh god, it's radiojake

Image

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:43 pm
by Phatscotty
Army of GOD wrote:oh god, it's radiojake

Image



Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:47 pm
by notyou2
saxitoxin wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:ManBungalow - vs - notyou2


Accused: ManBungalow (Dean of the Conquer Club Community College)
Legal team: ManBungalow and thegreekdog


Accuser: notyou2
Legal team: notyou2's lawyer


Accusation: In [game]13400110[/game], on 20th November 2013, at 00:25:01GMT, ManBungalow did cause distress and grievous impediment to notyou2 by causing him to nuke himself.


Exhibit A:
[game]13400110[/game]

Exhibit B:

Code: Select all

2013-11-20 00:24:57 - notyou2 received 3 troops for 1 regions
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - notyou2 played a set of Sicily, Central France, and Belorussia nuking each region
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - neutral player eliminated notyou2 from the game


Court record highlights reel thus far:
notyou2's lawyer wrote:What Dean ManBungalow failed to disclose is that he applied undue peer pressure to my client to "blow himself up". This act of careless aggression and social subversion is being investigated by the campus police. Furthermore, I have been retained by the estate of the Late Mr notyou2 to investigate the possibility of civil litigation.

ManBungalow wrote:Let the jury hear that ManBungalow was unarmed and quite probably fully-clothed at the time in question.

notyou2's lawyer wrote:It also appears that Dean ManBungalow profited from the despicable act as prior to my client committing involuntary suicide, the Dean was a colonel. Shortly thereafter Dean ManBungalow was awarded the rank of Brigadier General. This is clearly a case of profiting at the expense of a student and is undeniably a gross abuse of the Dean's power and influence.

ManBungalow wrote:If it please the court, I would like to indict Timminz of categorically and consistently encouraging ManBungalow to pressure notyou2 into launching the fateful warhead.


TOO LONG.

Case dismissed.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXI!
ADA


I am appealing this to The Gang of Five Appeals Pentbunal.

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:17 pm
by radiojake
Army of GOD wrote:oh god, it's radiojake

Image


love you too, honey

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:29 am
by nietzsche
Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko
Accusation: Offending me, calling me names, all to try to make France win the battle vs glorious Mexico
Result requested: A public apology in a post, describing all my good qualities.
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:39 am
by notyou2
notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:ManBungalow - vs - notyou2


Accused: ManBungalow (Dean of the Conquer Club Community College)
Legal team: ManBungalow and thegreekdog


Accuser: notyou2
Legal team: notyou2's lawyer


Accusation: In [game]13400110[/game], on 20th November 2013, at 00:25:01GMT, ManBungalow did cause distress and grievous impediment to notyou2 by causing him to nuke himself.


Exhibit A:
[game]13400110[/game]

Exhibit B:

Code: Select all

2013-11-20 00:24:57 - notyou2 received 3 troops for 1 regions
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - notyou2 played a set of Sicily, Central France, and Belorussia nuking each region
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - neutral player eliminated notyou2 from the game


Court record highlights reel thus far:
notyou2's lawyer wrote:What Dean ManBungalow failed to disclose is that he applied undue peer pressure to my client to "blow himself up". This act of careless aggression and social subversion is being investigated by the campus police. Furthermore, I have been retained by the estate of the Late Mr notyou2 to investigate the possibility of civil litigation.

ManBungalow wrote:Let the jury hear that ManBungalow was unarmed and quite probably fully-clothed at the time in question.

notyou2's lawyer wrote:It also appears that Dean ManBungalow profited from the despicable act as prior to my client committing involuntary suicide, the Dean was a colonel. Shortly thereafter Dean ManBungalow was awarded the rank of Brigadier General. This is clearly a case of profiting at the expense of a student and is undeniably a gross abuse of the Dean's power and influence.

ManBungalow wrote:If it please the court, I would like to indict Timminz of categorically and consistently encouraging ManBungalow to pressure notyou2 into launching the fateful warhead.


TOO LONG.

Case dismissed.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXI!
ADA


I am appealing this to The Gang of Five Appeals Pentbunal.


How do I get the Gang of Five Pentbunal to convene? Does anyone know who is on the pentubunal?

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:42 am
by betiko
Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche
Accusation: harassing me with game invites
Result requested: I don't want to play against him unless he asks for forgiveness in gamechat [game]13801284[/game]
Adjudicator: saxitoxin[/quote]

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:44 am
by notyou2
betiko wrote:Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche
Accusation: harassing me with game invites
Result requested: I don't want to play against him unless he asks for forgiveness in gamechat [game]13801284[/game]
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
[/quote]

Hahaha, you eliminated him. You think he is going to rule in your favour?

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:23 pm
by saxitoxin
betiko wrote:Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche


nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko


Will you two get a room already? The ADRF is for serious dispute resolution, not for you two to play grab ass with each other. You are each penalized 12.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:02 am
by mviola
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche


nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko


Will you two get a room already? The ADRF is for serious dispute resolution, not for you two to play grab ass with each other. You are each penalized 12.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA

12 what? We must know and the suspense is killing me.

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:11 am
by notyou2
notyou2 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:ManBungalow - vs - notyou2


Accused: ManBungalow (Dean of the Conquer Club Community College)
Legal team: ManBungalow and thegreekdog


Accuser: notyou2
Legal team: notyou2's lawyer


Accusation: In [game]13400110[/game], on 20th November 2013, at 00:25:01GMT, ManBungalow did cause distress and grievous impediment to notyou2 by causing him to nuke himself.


Exhibit A:
[game]13400110[/game]

Exhibit B:

Code: Select all

2013-11-20 00:24:57 - notyou2 received 3 troops for 1 regions
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - notyou2 played a set of Sicily, Central France, and Belorussia nuking each region
2013-11-20 00:25:01 - neutral player eliminated notyou2 from the game


Court record highlights reel thus far:
notyou2's lawyer wrote:What Dean ManBungalow failed to disclose is that he applied undue peer pressure to my client to "blow himself up". This act of careless aggression and social subversion is being investigated by the campus police. Furthermore, I have been retained by the estate of the Late Mr notyou2 to investigate the possibility of civil litigation.

ManBungalow wrote:Let the jury hear that ManBungalow was unarmed and quite probably fully-clothed at the time in question.

notyou2's lawyer wrote:It also appears that Dean ManBungalow profited from the despicable act as prior to my client committing involuntary suicide, the Dean was a colonel. Shortly thereafter Dean ManBungalow was awarded the rank of Brigadier General. This is clearly a case of profiting at the expense of a student and is undeniably a gross abuse of the Dean's power and influence.

ManBungalow wrote:If it please the court, I would like to indict Timminz of categorically and consistently encouraging ManBungalow to pressure notyou2 into launching the fateful warhead.


TOO LONG.

Case dismissed.

Signed in My Hand,
SAXI!
ADA


I am appealing this to The Gang of Five Appeals Pentbunal.


How do I get the Gang of Five Pentbunal to convene? Does anyone know who is on the pentbunal?


Saxi, who serves on the Gang of Five? Also, what is the process for appealing?

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:46 am
by AndyDufresne
Well, AOG, Serbia, and Beitko are currently on a Gang of Three investigating serious discussion in the Off Topics. Add two more people can you get a Gang of Five.


--Andy

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:58 am
by notyou2
The original Gang Of Five.

Re: Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:07 am
by betiko
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche


nietzsche wrote:Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: betiko


Will you two get a room already? The ADRF is for serious dispute resolution, not for you two to play grab ass with each other. You are each penalized 12.

Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA


ok i had to slaughter him then. i thought diplomacy was a way, but looks like it's all about epenises in here. sorry about that taco, you lose.