Conquer Club

Granted. But they suck your pee-pee until it falls off and you die of septecaemia. You writhe in unimaginable pain for days, seeing patterns of light dancing in front of your eyes. Then you rot in the dirt where nobody remembers you.

I wish your mum was ginger.

Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.

Honibaz wrote:Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.

Granted, but you are on an isolated island!
I wish for NES to be the world!

NESconqueror wrote:

Honibaz wrote:Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for peace.

Granted, but you are on an isolated island!
I wish for NES to be the world!

Granted, but every human dies because they play Nintendo games 24 hours a day without any sleep. The world now belongs to the monkeys.

I wish for humor.

Granted. But people stil only make jokes about you.

I still wish your mum was ginger.

Granted, but you find out that you have a hard time telling if something is ginger or human, and in that case, my mum is actually human.

I wish for a treaty.

Wish granted, but it turns out some one else kills you

I wish it would stop raining so our basement wouldn't be flooded anymore

granted but there is a drought and you all die

I wish I could keep my rank as it is

Granted. But within weeks point inflation leaves you at the bottom of the scoreboard with no hope of accension.

I wish that your mum was ginger.

Granted but now she hates you

I wish diddle wasnt an idiot

Granted, but he's still annoying

I wish I had a working sega genesis with 32x expansion and sega CD addon with a ton of games to play on it.

Granted, but then Fircoal steals it.

I wish I had a newer truck ('74 Chevy)

Granted but fircoal steals it.

I wish I had a home security system.

Granted. This one's a poodle.

I wish I had a vagina.

Granted, but you lose it when you take your head out from between your legs.

I wish I had a camera phone.

granted but the camera doesnt work.

I wish that I could speak

granted, but you speak in a language that nobody can understand.

I wish I became a mod.

Granted, but you become associated with IC and everyone hates you because of it.

I wish I could travel forward three days.

Gold Knight wrote:Granted, but you become associated with IC and everyone hates you because of it.

I wish I could travel forward three days.

Granted, but you travel forward 3 days after you meet your doom.
I wish for a NES tank!

granted but you blow yourself up.


I wish for there to a new world war, but without weapons just hand to hand combat.

Granted but every one cheats and uses weapons.

I wish my security system didn't suck.

granted now it blows.

I wish people wouldn't cheat by using weapons in my war.

Granted but they decide that the rules for the war are stupid so they go home.

I wish my security system was really good.

granted too bad the burglars are already inside.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but it is too good, realizes you're inferior, kills you, and takes over the world.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Edit: Fastposted...