Conquer Club

cmckinney wrote:

F1fth wrote:

cmckinney wrote:

animorpherv1 wrote:exile just gave me an idea, Skoff didn't say we can't just unvote vote: Any scum, right? This way we'd be guarenteed to hit scum.

What're you talking about?

It's a joke.

I don't think it is...

I think Animorph believes that we can just say "vote scum" and be done with it.

I'm pretty sure he was serious on that as well.

With the impending time restriction, I'm gonna vote ditto.

Ahh looks like dito is gonna kick the bucket.

william18 wrote:Ahh looks like dito is gonna kick the bucket.

'Tis a pity. Hope we don't incur the wrath of the mods in killing off one of the supposed historians [if they can be trusted]

william18 wrote:Ahh looks like dito is gonna kick the bucket.

Finally. For a bit there, I was worried -- it looked like reason might prevail. I'm glad to have my worldview reinforced.

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

AHAHAHAH

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Dum dum tsh!

Also: Yo Mamma so ghetto, when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out!

Man. Skoff must really hate Innervision. That's a horrible PR.
Can anybody decode that? I sure can't.

Oh, right, I forgot I'm in the process of being lynched. Funny scene: guy being tied around the neck, being prepared to be killed, but he's still talking calmly and casually.

Oh-- some last words:

I was afraid to say this before, but: I'm almost certain that exile is scum. The way he described his role was very unbelievable to me.

I was joking around, but if Skoff wants to count it, he can.

Innervision wrote:Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

AHAHAHAH

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Dum dum tsh!

Also: Yo Mamma so ghetto, when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out!

Not sure what to make of the "jokes" themselves, but I have a feeling that Innervision is a famous comedian from history.

animorpherv1 wrote:I was joking around, but if Skoff wants to count it, he can.

Aha ha ha good one Morph. You're quite the joker.

That Skoffin apparently hates.

cmckinney wrote:

Innervision wrote:Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

AHAHAHAH

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Dum dum tsh!

Also: Yo Mamma so ghetto, when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out!

Not sure what to make of the "jokes" themselves, but I have a feeling that Innervision is a famous comedian from history.

Jerry Seinfeld!

animorpherv1 wrote:I was joking around, but if Skoff wants to count it, he can.

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Official vote count:

1 Fircoal ======== ( MIB)
10 Ditocoaf ====== (Flores, Futurerichguy, danodukebb, Ga7, Droz, William, Icedagger, Kwan, exile, Danoduke)
2 Kwanton ======= (Fircoal, Talapus)
2 The1exile ====== (Nark, Kalish)
1 animorpherv1 ==== (Nag)
1 futurerichguy ==== (Iliad)
1 Salubri ========= ( Animorph)
1 Innervision ===== (Cmckinney)
1 The Weird One == (LSU)

With 32 players it takes 17 votes for a lynch.
You have until Thursday 3pm.

still no real compelling argument to go for Dito other then to piss off Skoffin as tempting as that might be. I still will withhold my vote on him until a cop investigates him and gets scum as a result.

Skoffin wrote:1 Innervision ===== (Cmckinney)

Huh?? Wha...why?
I..I try to keep...keep you guys SMILING.

Where? Where's Paul? Paul! PAUL!

Ditocoaf wrote:I was afraid to say this before, but

...I will now he votes me, not being OMGUS at all. Nope...

Ditocoaf wrote:I'm almost certain that exile is scum. The way he described his role was very unbelievable to me.

Which bit, particularly?

ohh... um... I thought I was already set for a lynch. What william said made me think that.

Just hurry up and do it, why don't you. I've got the most votes, and there's a deadline. Best reason ever for a lynch. Besides, this game is too much for me.

Jester or last desperate defence?

Both are pretty sad, but I am confused. So well done ditto

Iliad wrote:Jester or last desperate defence?

Both are pretty sad, but I am confused. So well done ditto

No, I'm just worn out on this game. I don't know what I can say anymore, and I'm not even sure if I want to keep playing or quit. I guess everything I can say, I've already said... but since people are going to forget, I have to keep re-saying it.

Ditocoaf wrote:Just hurry up and do it, why don't you. I've got the most votes, and there's a deadline. Best reason ever for a lynch. Besides, this game is too much for me.

Seriously ppl, how long will the remaining 7 voters ignore this young man cry for help, be a bit compassionate and put him out of his misery.

Bah, weak lynch...

It;s our only lead.