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Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:32 pm
by QoH
Iron Butterfly wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:49 am
by natty dread
QoH wrote:Iron Butterfly wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
Actually I think the first one would work better.
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:21 pm
by Nola_Lifer
Damn those are a nice pair of dice

Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:17 pm
by QoH
natty_dread wrote:QoH wrote:Iron Butterfly wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"
If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.
Actually I think the first one would work better.
It's supposed to be the implied meaning? Why would you ever say the implied meaning?
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:48 pm
by Gen.LeeGettinhed
well the board may SAY that the mountains are impassable, but. . .
I would not pass on mountin' you, gurl
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:58 pm
by clapper011
can I nuke uranus?
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:06 pm
by chapcrap
clapper011 wrote:can I nuke uranus?

Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:30 pm
by owenshooter
Nola_Lifer wrote:Damn those are a nice pair of dice

just when this thread starts getting lame and people start reposting the worst lines that have been
said multiple timeslll
clapper011 wrote:can I nuke uranus?
clappy comes in to save the day!!!! awesome!!!
oh... here's my line...
"mind if i make a map of the phillipines... on your chest..."-el Jesus negro
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:08 am
by natty dread
Can I shave your kamchatka?
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:55 am
by AndyDufresne
"Is that Italy or are you just happy to see me?"
--Andy
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:09 pm
by natty dread
Conk er? I ardly know er!
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:25 am
by Gen.LeeGettinhed
Honey, I'm gonna call your sweet ass "Counter-Attack", cause I like mountin' it
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:24 am
by jiminski
Honey, just call him "Gen.LeeGettinhed"...because he likes shafting virgins
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:26 am
by AndyDufresne
"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:34 am
by jiminski
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:46 am
by AndyDufresne
jiminski wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Who says we don't call them dice!
"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."
--Andy
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:25 am
by jiminski
AndyDufresne wrote:jiminski wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Who says we don't call them dice!
"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."
--Andy
(ok, you make the rules you sex-starved simian)
do you know the German for six baby? .. well i just rolled 3 of em!
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:45 am
by happy2seeyou
AndyDufresne wrote:jiminski wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Who says we don't call them dice!
"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."
--Andy
No, I'M happy2seeyou
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:22 pm
by jammyjames
happy2seeyou wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:jiminski wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."
--Andy
(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)
if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?
Who says we don't call them dice!
"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."
--Andy
Best one i have ever seen.. Good one happy
No, I'M happy2seeyou
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:06 am
by DoomYoshi
Do you want to come over and help me clear Elvis' hairy patch
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:08 pm
by AndyDufresne
'Babe, would you like to come over and adjust my dice?'
--Andy
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:57 pm
by DoomYoshi
How about giving me the paddle?
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:31 pm
by ManBungalow
DON'T MAKE ME CIRCUS YOUR MAXIMUS
wat
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:43 pm
by AndyDufresne
I like.
How about, 'Babe, you should find the treasures of my galapagos.'
Or...
'Babe, lets join the poker club together.'
--Andy
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:50 pm
by clapper011
I might have to report you to the moderator.. there is know way you are 35....... 25 maybe
quoted from a pm i received...lol thought it appropriate for this thread.
