Conquer Club

Hey Si, when you get round to updating the OP, can you add my name to the list? or have i just stumbled across the fact that I might just be a predecessor in light of all the new people joining!

Pedronicus wrote:Hey Si, when you get round to updating the OP, can you add my name to the list? or have i just stumbled across the fact that I might just be a predecessor in light of all the new people joining!

Well Pedro, it is good to have your name changed from dkmaster to Pedronicus, since you are nowadays spraying walls instead of playing Donkey Kong. But it would have been good to mention it in our clan forum instead of making this post in the public. Think Si will still have to update the name-change in the first post.

Wow! Nice lineup!

no doubt STACKED!! Still think best pick-ups was Denise and Catnip

merch313 wrote:Still think best pick-ups was Denise and Catnip

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immensely fast shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut.

[spoiler=Ironic]Responding to Pedro's taunt about women's talkativeness without saying a word.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=More Ironic]Not being able to resist saying so.[/spoiler]

Denise wrote:[spoiler=Ironic]Responding to Pedro's taunt about women's talkativeness without saying a word.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=More Ironic]Not being able to resist saying so.[/spoiler]

Reason #8,025 we miss you two.

One of the finest team players on the site, whose posts have always marked him out to be a bit of an Odd Fellow anyway, has finally succumbed to the allure of sitting at the head table amongst the finest collection of players under one banner.

The Odd Fellows Union welcomes Master Fenrir

'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

I don't know much about clan history but surely you have the best collection of team players ever? When THOTA dominated were they ever this strong?

sdh wrote:I don't know much about clan history but surely you have the best collection of team players ever? When THOTA dominated were they ever this strong?

We like to think so mate, yes. Time will tell I guess. Thanks.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

sdh wrote:I don't know much about clan history but surely you have the best collection of team players ever? When THOTA dominated were they ever this strong?

We like to think so mate, yes. Time will tell I guess. Thanks.

They do have the biggest names ever in one clan... but big names don't always = big wins

grifftron wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:

sdh wrote:I don't know much about clan history but surely you have the best collection of team players ever? When THOTA dominated were they ever this strong?

We like to think so mate, yes. Time will tell I guess. Thanks.

They do have the biggest names ever in one clan... but big names don't always = big wins

Your wife still says my dick is bigger though.

but you cant get it up... and thats TOFU right now. lots of big dicks(expect of my formerly dear friend hardattack, he has small dick), but they still havent done anything.

impressive list. but let me be the one who will point out the obvious. without Si, they are nothing. Ace Rimmer will go from soft dick to eunuch without Si holding it for him. and KORT is still number one.

and we are going to beat them in next round of CC.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

freakns wrote:but you cant get it up... and thats TOFU right now. lots of big dicks(expect of my formerly dear friend hardattack, he has small dick), but they still havent done anything.

impressive list. but let me be the one who will point out the obvious. without Si, they are nothing. Ace Rimmer will go from soft dick to eunuch without Si holding it for him. and KORT is still number one.

and we are going to beat them in next round of CC.

Foxglove wrote:It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

Why type all those extra words, Freak, to try to disguise your true intentions? I have to agree with Foxy, though. If you're this adamant about giving us all handjobs, then I must be just as adamant about you using lotion.

im so good at giving handjobs, my hands will be fully moist in no time!

freakns wrote:im so good at giving handjobs, my hands will be fully moist in no time!

Hi, I'm here for the gangbang.

danryan wrote:

freakns wrote:im so good at giving handjobs, my hands will be fully moist in no time!

Hi, I'm here for the gangbang.

If Dan wears his Spiderman costume (I'll even settle for the Underroos' with the hole in the crotch) I'm so in.

Congrats TOFU, one hell of a guy that MARF.

Yes, it is true that TOFU are amassing a group of cool players, but the old guard are never forgotten.

A present from TOFU's resident vandal to one of the clans original members, Dako

[bigimg]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7216/7278152876_3baf281fd0_z.jpg[/bigimg]

The best and the coolest. Who else has their own resident artist/vandal? Great job Paedo

Pedronicus wrote:Yes, it is true that TOFU are amassing a group of cool players, but the old guard are never forgotten.

A present from TOFU's resident vandal to one of the clans original members, Dako

[bigimg]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7216/7278152876_3baf281fd0_z.jpg[/bigimg]

Very Cool

Chariot of Fire wrote:One of the finest team players on the site, whose posts have always marked him out to be a bit of an Odd Fellow anyway, has finally succumbed to the allure of sitting at the head table amongst the finest collection of players under one banner.

The Odd Fellows Union welcomes Master Fenrir

'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

nothing beside remains, si

kidding...good luck to you and the master F!!

Thanks Moe. Well deduced

TOFU can also announce another new addition - a first class medal whore to compete with Iron Maid - so welcome L M S

Chariot of Fire wrote:Thanks Moe. Well deduced

TOFU can also announce another new addition - a first class medal whore to compete with Iron Maid - so welcome L M S

Couldn't stay away from Fen
Gratz LMS and Tofu?