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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:25 pm
by targetman377
DAZMCFC wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
where in the north west do you hail?

the clue is in the footy team i support(just outside).

hey you live in uk :shock:

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:25 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
It's also the sneezing, coughing and probably vomitting in someone's face disease.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:26 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
where in the north west do you hail?

the clue is in the footy team i support(just outside).

hey you live in uk :shock:
I want to say Man City but not sure...

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:27 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:I like head. ;)

I like ConquerClub. ;)

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm. :twisted:
Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:28 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Shake it all about.

u do the hoke poky that's what its all about!!
u do the hokey and have a little smokey...

then your a little doked up and it funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
How did I know this would appeal to your sense of humor?
;) i do not know yesterday i was a little up in the clouds

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:29 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:I like head. ;)

I like ConquerClub. ;)

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm. :twisted:
Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy
HEy hey hey...don't tell him to go so far just yet he needs to take baby steps.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:29 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
u do the hoke poky that's what its all about!!
u do the hokey and have a little smokey...

then your a little doked up and it funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
How did I know this would appeal to your sense of humor?
;) i do not know yesterday i was a little up in the clouds
Ah...were you talking to Michael or Gabriel?

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:31 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy
HEy hey hey...don't tell him to go so far just yet he needs to take baby steps.
well you do not all the work and then she says no just easy to find it out right away then you dont have to buy them things unless there the real deal. ;)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:33 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy
HEy hey hey...don't tell him to go so far just yet he needs to take baby steps.
well you do not all the work and then she says no just easy to find it out right away then you dont have to buy them things unless there the real deal. ;)
Well, they may make a counter offer he doesn't like. just warning Joshy.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:35 pm
by muy_thaiguy
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. :? Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:38 pm
by AndyDufresne
Likely story. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:45 pm
by strike wolf
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. :? Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.
Hope she's a better kisser than she is an actress.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:09 pm
by muy_thaiguy
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. :? Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.
Hope she's a better kisser than she is an actress.
Ehhh. Mediocre. So yes, a MUCH better kisser then actress.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:52 pm
by targetman377
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. :? Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

AUTO!!!!! WHY DID YOU KISS HIM THAT NIGHT! after all auto is always lazy must be cause he has it only logical conculsion

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:53 pm
by strike wolf
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. :? Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.
Hope she's a better kisser than she is an actress.
Ehhh. Mediocre. So yes, a MUCH better kisser then actress.
About what I expected though you can't expect Disney tio hire serious actresses I guess....though really they should at least make the effort.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:54 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. :? Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

AUTO!!!!! WHY DID YOU KISS HIM THAT NIGHT! after all auto is always lazy must be cause he has it only logical conculsion
if that was the case, auto would be in the Guinness' for longest case of mono ever.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:18 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Can't really blame Disney, remember when she was in Casper and Wendy? Decent then at least.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:25 pm
by strike wolf
muy_thaiguy wrote:Can't really blame Disney, remember when she was in Casper and Wendy? Decent then at least.
Afraid i only remember Casper the Friendly Ghost and even my memeory of that movie is very fuzzy and vague.

Plus I can blameDisney for whatever I want.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:30 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. :? Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

AUTO!!!!! WHY DID YOU KISS HIM THAT NIGHT! after all auto is always lazy must be cause he has it only logical conculsion
if that was the case, auto would be in the Guinness' for longest case of mono ever.
he was the one that originated it!!!

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:32 pm
by targetman377
so look at my 3 new medals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:33 pm
by KidWhisky
meh

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:35 pm
by jonesthecurl
bigger meh

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:35 pm
by targetman377
so how is everyone today :mrgreen:

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:36 pm
by targetman377
HEY ITS A BIG!!!! DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:39 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
hey mono is the kissing disease you know that
Yep. And that's the last time I'll be alone with HIlary Duff.

On a serious note, I honestly have no idea how I got it. :? Just quite literally woke up one maorning and I was sick.

AUTO!!!!! WHY DID YOU KISS HIM THAT NIGHT! after all auto is always lazy must be cause he has it only logical conculsion
if that was the case, auto would be in the Guinness' for longest case of mono ever.
he was the one that originated it!!!
Shh! That's a secret.