Conquer Club

hecter wrote:

heavenly29 wrote:stumble across you well yes, innocent lady hmmm probably not lol

I am fed up with my fella

Psh... Innocent by our standards! And ya, we all get fed up with our fella now and then... Might I recommend viagra?

Xayath! They shall find us in gimp costumes! Everybody, don your gimp masks! I am also afraid that Vincent is no more... He has fallen ill with the deadly disease called "college". Only time will heal him, if ever...

Thus is decreeded Spamalot shall hence forth give refuge to the impover-ish'ed Candy Cane People (Hence for dubbed the Cane-a-knights) with our visages gimp garbed in Honor of our Spoly King Hector the SpamFul. His majesty gives his blessing to the struggle of the Cane-a-knights against the Bah-sterdly Marshmallow Kings (Hence forth the Mal-o-wimps).

And it is further decreed that A moment of silence in memory of our Head n.. i mean Knight the studamly Sir Vincent Spammerson. While we hope that he shall conquer that beastly dragon known as College (a vengful brute who seeks to fill our heads with that which we might know), we must be prepared for news yea though it be ill or glad. Huzzah Sir Vincent Huzzah.

I leave you with a colored reptilian badger.

Xayath, Whispered of Spamalot.

*bows my head in a moment of silence*

I shall commemorate Vincent by performing his favourite activity!

*swings naked from chandelier*

*Staggers around blinded by the sight of hecter naked*

What would Cynthia say?

Xayath wrote:*Staggers around blinded by the sight of hecter naked*

What would Cynthia say?

Another casualty, I'm afraid. 'cept we don't really know what happened to her... She was here, then she left for California, lost touch with everybody, came back, then disappeared again. Very strange...

*Observes a moment of silence for Proud Sir Vincent and Radiant Queen Cynthia of the fruit.

vincent M wrote:King : hecter (premium)

Head Knights (Mods) :

Vincent M
DirtyDishSoap

Knights:

static_ice
Aries
willis
I GOT SERVED
wiggybowler
jnd94
duday53/u]
Dancing Mustard
[b]dwightschrute
Iliad
Utafar
Mr. Incredible
wcaclimbing
Avron
Chad22342
Fircoal
The Weird One
firth4eva
parno4u
dominationnation
ConquererKing
vtmarik
n8freeman
0ojakeo0
Warrior987
john1099
Hitman079
Minister Masket
Colaalone
Shadowstar
pancakemix
Jonny_Bacardi
diddle
UCA Bears

well if were on the subject of whos still around...

nothing=around
bold=cant find em
underline=around not posting
red=dumbass

anyway the first post of this thread needs an opdate desperately, a lot of people aren't listed.

Ah, don't worry about it...

doesnt worry

*arranges for a masterlyful plan to infiltrate the Marsh mallow's secrete cabal of gramcracker beuracrasy in order to destroy the Smoreth kingdom from within, the begin the Roasting Chesnut Brigade.

Oh man, that's way over my head...

Just remember that i did it for the lulz and it will make sense

hecter wrote::x

*gets on phone in the other room*

*starts inflating inflatable pool*

*dump truck comes and fills said pool with cookies*

*goes skinny dippin in said pool of cookies*
I have died and gone to heaven

Bloody hell - is this thing still going?!?

OMFG

Guilty biscuit.

Can't wait for jnd to see this.

GB, search MIA and find the thread.

holy f*ck nuggets! He's back from the dead!

lol f*ck nuggets

cracker barrel has the bestest syrup

this thread is lonely

*humps the thread*

Ach.
5 days of camping await me tomorrow.
Bloody kids....

Barrister,,, BARRISTER,,,,,,,Duck

OMG it's that tree man.

firth4eva wrote:OMG it's that tree man.

huh?