Conquer Club

pimpdave wrote:It's lunchtime if you want it to be.


On today's menu you can order from the following:

CockMeat Sandwich
Knuckle Sandwich
Pigs In a Blanket (i.e. penis in the butt)

Its actually dinner time where I am, so I'll have to give it a miss.

diddle wrote:Well, despite what everyone says I'm proud of you nick.

Although a little bemused as to why you didn't where any trousers.

Thankyou diddle

I was wearing an unknown garment to the scutters of Birmingham: The jeans.

zsp wrote:But a dunce hat graced your head, though, am I right, oh spammer of the word: "cunt?"

lolwut? Fucking cunt.

Jeans are an unknown garment?

WTF.

I'll take a pigs in the blanket, please.

Skittles! wrote:Jeans are an unknown garment?

WTF.

Yea it's all cretins buying knockoff trackies off the market.

If you ever come to the UK, avoid the midlands.

The cretins over here buy... boardshorts...

Huh so I can't remember who's here and who's left and who existed... other than the obvious few.

Nickbaldwin wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Jeans are an unknown garment?

WTF.

Yea it's all cretins buying knockoff trackies off the market.

If you ever come to the UK, avoid the midlands.

Does anybody ever wear shorts?

Nickbaldwin wrote:

diddle wrote:Well, despite what everyone says I'm proud of you nick.

Although a little bemused as to why you didn't where any trousers.

Thankyou diddle

I was wearing an unknown garment to the scutters of Birmingham: The jeans.

Down here, we don't bother taking off our dungarees.

I'll have a Cheeseburger and a Pepsi

Skittles! wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Jeans are an unknown garment?

WTF.

Yea it's all cretins buying knockoff trackies off the market.

If you ever come to the UK, avoid the midlands.

Does anybody ever wear shorts?

Not really.... we do but the general masses don't.

Nickbaldwin wrote:

diddle wrote:Well, despite what everyone says I'm proud of you nick.

Although a little bemused as to why you didn't where any trousers.

Thankyou diddle

I was wearing an unknown garment to the scutters of Birmingham: The jeans.

zsp wrote:But a dunce hat graced your head, though, am I right, oh spammer of the word: "cunt?"

lolwut? Fucking cunt.

well you bastard nick. i didn't get a fooking thank you.


Skittles, Jeans = Denims.

You know I'm a bastard

Thankyou Daz, and don't worry, I'll pull over to drink

now boys lets not fight
GROUP HUG
*hugs*

DAZMCFC wrote:Skittles, Jeans = Denims.

I know what jeans are. I'm not from a third-world country..

Skittles! wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:Skittles, Jeans = Denims.

I know what jeans are. I'm not from a third-world country..

AAAAAAAAAAH

WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE

ARE YOU NOT FROM THE LAND OF OZ????

apey wrote:now boys lets not fight
GROUP HUG
*hugs*

Group hug? What are you on?! This is Spamalot fool...

GROUP ORGY

apey wrote:now boys lets not fight
GROUP HUG
*hugs*

*gyrates against apey*

diddle wrote:Is it lunchtime by any chance?

actually it wasn't. . .I'm confused, though; I thought that you'd been permabanned [not that I'm complaining that you're not] Are a lot of the old people returning or something [I've checked up a couple of times the past few days and seen a lot of old faces. . . well, old avvys at least]

TWO!!!!!
OMG it is like a spamalot revival

See diddle's shiney new prem? Ya... That's why.

SO I got a cd by Big Audio Dynamite, the clash's guitarist's band after the clash, and it is disapointing

That's lame... members of bands that make it big then break up for a long time should just quit. After all the the downtime they can't even pick a good name, just look at Damage Plan, after project of Dimebag Darrell.

hecter wrote:See diddle's shiney new prem? Ya... That's why.

*gloats*

He he he... I met somebody yesterday, very interesting fellow. He had this teddy bear with him, and he found it on Halloween. He said "This used to bring joy and happiness into somebodies life. Now it's mine."

hecter wrote:He he he... I met somebody yesterday, very interesting fellow. He had this teddy bear with him, and he found it on Halloween. He said "This used to bring joy and happiness into somebodies life. Now it's mine."

I've been looking all over for that bear!?!