Conquer Club

I love computers...

I made a nice little batch file to f*ck with the schools network. See, a friend made one that just makes a shitload of folders. Since folders technically don't take up space, we can have as many of them as we like. We *think* he's got around 400'000 of them, we're not sure, the computer takes too long to calculate it. Thing is, it's linear. So every cycle it only makes X amount of folders. So I went and made one that's exponential, so that it makes X^n folders every cycle. I'm still working out the kinks in it though. I don't mean to make it sound complicated, it really isn't. So I was testing it on memory key and since there's no way to actually stop it, I just yank it out. Well, I yanked it out and it just kinda messed with my computer. It still thought they key was in there, the windows were still open and I couldn't close them, even with task manager, I couldn't log out, etc. So I reboot, plug the key back in the inspect the damage. The key is 4GB, and it has 1.69GB used up. Yet, in the folders I had made, I've got one file called "a star.t p" that's 518mb and anther file called "md a xc.opy" that's 1.56GB and another called "pain.bat./F" that's 0 bytes. And I can't even open them with notepad! This shit's messed, in an awesome way.

I can tell why you love computers.

hecter wrote:I love computers...

I made a nice little batch file to f*ck with the schools network. See, a friend made one that just makes a shitload of folders. Since folders technically don't take up space, we can have as many of them as we like. We *think* he's got around 400'000 of them, we're not sure, the computer takes too long to calculate it. Thing is, it's linear. So every cycle it only makes X amount of folders. So I went and made one that's exponential, so that it makes X^n folders every cycle. I'm still working out the kinks in it though. I don't mean to make it sound complicated, it really isn't. So I was testing it on memory key and since there's no way to actually stop it, I just yank it out. Well, I yanked it out and it just kinda messed with my computer. It still thought they key was in there, the windows were still open and I couldn't close them, even with task manager, I couldn't log out, etc. So I reboot, plug the key back in the inspect the damage. The key is 4GB, and it has 1.69GB used up. Yet, in the folders I had made, I've got one file called "a star.t p" that's 518mb and anther file called "md a xc.opy" that's 1.56GB and another called "pain.bat./F" that's 0 bytes. And I can't even open them with notepad! This shit's messed, in an awesome way.

Hahaha, I've done that before. Only I also made mine delete the operating system too, lol.

As far as my computer is concerned, the files don't exist. But I can see them and their details. It's great!

hecter wrote:As far as my computer is concerned, the files don't exist. But I can see them and their details. It's great!

Oh my God, that's a conundrum and a half. You can see something that doesn't exist??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Hey, do all my question marks exist? I can't see some of them....

You're a wanker.

Skittles! wrote:You're a wanker.

Well put.

sometimes

You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.

Damn .002 files.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.

Damn .002 files.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.

i know a good one. www.fac aaaaaargh no, how did you find me so fast nightstrike?..... .net

hecter wrote:

Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.

Damn .002 files.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.

Hate when that happens...

Lucarilover240 wrote:

hecter wrote:

Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.

Damn .002 files.

Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.

Hate when that happens...

Damn right! It always happens to really awesome porn that you're really looking forward too, to!

You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...

InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...

Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?

hecter wrote:

InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...

Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?

Hecter is always f*cking with people like that. That, in effect, is the very essence of spam...

Ooooh, essence of spam - me likey

Lucarilover240 wrote:

hecter wrote:

InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...

Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?

Hecter is always f*cking with people like that. That, in effect, is the very essence of spam...

Uh-huh.

Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

nicely done

Tolamaps

allo peoples

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

first post?

In that case, may I be the first to ask "Who the fu1ck are you"!?!?!

The Weird One wrote:

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

first post?

In that case, may I be the first to ask "Who the fu1ck are you"!?!?!

First post in Spamalot, not the forum.

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

R U sure this is your first post
I seem to remember you from some time ago??
(I luved the name)