Conquer Club

Woodruff wrote:

pimpdave wrote:

Timminz wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:- In question of a comment made by Timminz to Army of God. Timminz is culpable of contempt. User Timminz is ordered to create a sig file for jefjef that doesn't feature an elven tranny.

So it has been decreed, and so it shall be.

So, I take it they don't teach reading comprehension in Canada, huh?

Um...the decree stated that it "doesn't feature AN elven tranny". As his sig-file clearly states, "two is more than one".

Timminz wrote:I'm sorry Symmetry, it clearly features two elven trannies. You can tell because they are touching.

natty_dread wrote:Accused: jefjef
Accuser: natty_dread
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Jefjef is sexually harrassing me. He follows me around in various threads and keeps flirting with me. I want a restraining order on jefjef.

Now he has also started sending love letters into my inbox. This is harrassment, I tells you!

pimpdave wrote:(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

thegreekdog wrote:

pimpdave wrote:(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

Accused: pimpdave
Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: pimpdave has violated the number of characters rule and should be punished accordingly.

saxitoxin wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:

pimpdave wrote:(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

Accused: pimpdave
Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: pimpdave has violated the number of characters rule and should be punished accordingly.

I have reviewed this complaint and it is upheld.

Unfortunately, however, the only acceptable remedy executable in complaints by the accuser in question will have to be suspended as the court is concerned about the accuser's appendage blistering from being the focal point of too many of its judgments.

Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
ADA

MeDeFe wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:

pimpdave wrote:(IMPORTANT NOTE: Esteemed CC ADA, please do not address this complaint until you have returned from your valuable duties moderating the Second Plenary Session of the World Economic Equality, Anti-Racism and Democratic Action Conference, 3rd Regional Assembly, in Daly City. I cannot accept the idea of distracting you from your higher calling.

This is a complaint dating from last summer, and adjudication can wait another day since justice has already been this long in the coming. Surely, of course, you understand that my busy schedule of farting around online requires me to post this now, while I have the time to do so. Thanks, Saxi!)

Accused: 911 Emergency Operator/Dispatcher
Accuser: Joe McCain
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Joe McCain is a very important person. As you know, he is the brother of former Presidential candidate, John McCain. Last summer, while stuck in traffic, he was rendered unable to campaign for his brother for that time, giving opponent Barak Obama an unfair and unegalitarian advantage for an unspecified amount of time. When he called emergency services to inquire about why the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic was stopped for 15 minutes while traffic was moving unfettered in the opposite direction, he was denied an answer. The operator very rudely asked, "Are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?" Joe McCain accuses the 911 emergency operator of being unhelpful and the traffic of conspiring against him and his brother's election campaign in clear violation of the Rainbow Rule.

Accused: pimpdave
Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: pimpdave has violated the number of characters rule and should be punished accordingly.

I have reviewed this complaint and it is upheld.

Unfortunately, however, the only acceptable remedy executable in complaints by the accuser in question will have to be suspended as the court is concerned about the accuser's appendage blistering from being the focal point of too many of its judgments.

Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
ADA

SORRY ABOUT YOUR LITTLE BUTT!

Accused: MeDeFe
Accuser: MeDeFe
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accustiona: Drunk and lewd behaviour and British English spelling!

Serbia wrote:This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

saxitoxin wrote:

Serbia wrote:This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

EXCUSE ME, but you are being ignored due to your choice to use a naming convention that has not been approved by the group leader of the T&A Usergroup. I have previously detailed this in another thread vis a vis the name Serbia.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS. DUE TO FLAMING AND BAITING I HEREBY REQUEST THIS THREAD BE CLOSED AND LOCKED.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Serbia wrote:This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

EXCUSE ME, but you are being ignored due to your choice to use a naming convention that has not been approved by the group leader of the T&A Usergroup. I have previously detailed this in another thread vis a vis the name Serbia.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS. DUE TO FLAMING AND BAITING I HEREBY REQUEST THIS THREAD BE CLOSED AND LOCKED.

That didn't take too long of you.

colton24 wrote:Dude if it is wikipedia anyone can edit it.

colton24 wrote:Accused: Nightstrike
Accuser: colton24
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Nightstrike is ruining tournaments and is abusing his tournament head's powers

colton24 wrote:http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=89&t=110782&start=0

NS's pm in post

saxitoxin wrote:

Serbia wrote:This whole thread is bull. My post was utterly ignored. The shine has worn off, the luster is gone, the ugly puss filled remains are exposed.

Excuse me, Saxitonic has been found NOT AMUSING, LAME, and NOT MEXICAN by a jury of his peers.

Thanks, gang!

EXCUSE ME, but you are being ignored due to your choice to use a naming convention that has not been approved by the group leader of the T&A Usergroup. I have previously detailed this in another thread vis a vis the name Serbia.

WHAAAA!! MY BEER TASTES LIKE WATER!!!

Falkomagno wrote:Accused: 22 unknow bums, members of CC
Accuser: Falkomagno
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Those bums have traumatized enormously the mind of our beloved Snorri, after been wrongly elected as the Least respected poster in Monkey Business forum. I demand a exemplary condemn to those infamous acts of sabotage