Conquer Club

chemefreak wrote:
Ugh. Empire won in a 1 v 1 playoff as a tiebreaker...2-1. The Legion was 1-4-1 in 2008...6-1 in 2009...and 2-0 in 2010. I'm tired of people bringing that Empire loss up! Plus, that Legion was slightly different than this Legion. As for the clan league...well, we just couldn't figure that shit out on a week by week basis. We'll get it eventually. But you can bet your ass we have clan wars figured out.

That is a very impressive record Legion has over the past year and a half.8-1 with 2 huge victories over the Dragoons and O&H.Imo this will be a great battle.Too close for me to say who I feel will win it.Good luck to both clans.I will be watching this one til the end.

BW

When all else fails we shall whip the Legion's eyes. And make them sleep... And cry!

TheBro wrote:When all else fails we shall whip the Legion's eyes. And make them sleep... And cry!

"The Bro" awoke before dawn and put his boots on and he walked on down the hall.

Big Whiskey? Yes Son? I want to roll sixes on you.

do you two need a room? your nonsensical remarks to each other have me going in circles.

Big Whiskey wrote:

TheBro wrote:When all else fails we shall whip the Legion's eyes. And make them sleep... And cry!

"The Bro" awoke before dawn and put his boots on and he walked on down the hall.

The Doors "The Soft Parade"

When all else fails
We can whip the horse's eyes
And make them sleep
And cry

The Doors "The end."

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...f*ck you

TheBro wrote:Big Whiskey? Yes Son? I want to roll sixes on you.

Second to last verse of "The end."

Whacky shit...from the Lizard King...

Our name is Legion, for we are many.

"You Legionnaires eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
We eat more tofu
Than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah"

"This little game is fun to do
Legion, just close your eyes no way to lose
And I'm right there I'm going too
Release control we're breaking tofu
Wait
There's been a slaughter here
Now Night arrives with her purple legion
Retire now to your tents and to your dreams
We have crushed tofu, but tomorrow we enter the town of my birth
It is full of Knights, whether they be Arthurian or Roman, we want to be ready."

WOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!

chemefreak wrote: Whacky shit...from the Lizard King...

Our name is Legion, for we are many.

"You Legionnaires eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
We eat more tofu
Than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah"

"This little game is fun to do
Legion, just close your eyes no way to lose
And I'm right there I'm going too
Release control we're breaking tofu
Wait
There's been a slaughter here
Now Night arrives with her purple legion
Retire now to your tents and to your dreams
We have crushed tofu, but tomorrow we enter the town of my birth
It is full of Knights, whether they be Arthurian or Roman, we want to be ready."

WOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!

Now we're having some fun.

You're all singing the wrong music

What you need to be singing is:

"When you were here before,
Couldn't roll a single die,
You're just like a LAWYER,
Your words makes me cry

You bloat like a balloon
In a ConquerClub World
I wish you weren't special
You're so feckin' special

But Cheme's a Freak!,
Cheme's a weirdo
What the hell is he doin' here?
His songs don't belong here....

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want to be a Major
I want a perfect Roll

I want you to notice
How good I really am
You're so feckin' special
I wish you weren't special

But Cheme's a Freak!
Cheme's a weirdo
What the hell are we doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here..."

Lubawski wrote:

Culs De Sac wrote: Offend..Really? No offense taken..Not a single person has chosen Legion to win this war..the same occurred vs. ID. You are just another skeptic that shall become a believer...

Having battled The Legion quite a bit, and TOFU often in private games, I'm already a believer. TOFU is hands down a top three clan. Where they lie in those top three will be determined when they match up against THOTA or the Monkis...unless they get knocked down first of course. Good luck trying.

Culs De Sac wrote:As for you TOFU guys..Don't you come prepackaged and ready to eat...What the hell is taking so long... 2 Weeks..Do you really need that much time with the predictions you are making..You claim 10 games spread and want 2 weeks to start a war...Get you asses off the couch, wipe the "Juice" of your hands from your previous escapade and lets do this already...How hard is it to get a set of games ready and shipping them out...

This is one of the reasons TOFU will win big. They aren't impulsive. They work strategically and intelligently. It's what separates the contenders from the pretenders.

Monkis are not playing and they would have to meet THOTA in the finals, which means they either have to get by you or us, if they get past the legion. No easy task here.

Dai_atan wrote:You're all singing the wrong music

What you need to be singing is:

"When you were here before,
Couldn't roll a single die,
You're just like a LAWYER,
Your words makes me cry

You bloat like a balloon
In a ConquerClub World
I wish you weren't special
You're so feckin' special

But Cheme's a Freak!,
Cheme's a weirdo
What the hell is he doin' here?
His songs don't belong here....

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want to be a Major
I want a perfect Roll

I want you to notice
How good I really am
You're so feckin' special
I wish you weren't special

But Cheme's a Freak!
Cheme's a weirdo
What the hell are we doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here..."

Avenged Sevenfold?

Creep - Radiohead.
now
ChemeFreak - Dai_atan lol

Lubawski wrote:

Culs De Sac wrote: Offend..Really? No offense taken..Not a single person has chosen Legion to win this war..the same occurred vs. ID. You are just another skeptic that shall become a believer...

Having battled The Legion quite a bit, and TOFU often in private games, I'm already a believer. TOFU is hands down a top three clan. Where they lie in those top three will be determined when they match up against THOTA or the Monkis...unless they get knocked down first of course. Good luck trying.

Culs De Sac wrote:As for you TOFU guys..Don't you come prepackaged and ready to eat...What the hell is taking so long... 2 Weeks..Do you really need that much time with the predictions you are making..You claim 10 games spread and want 2 weeks to start a war...Get you asses off the couch, wipe the "Juice" of your hands from your previous escapade and lets do this already...How hard is it to get a set of games ready and shipping them out...

This is one of the reasons TOFU will win big. They aren't impulsive. They work strategically and intelligently. It's what separates the contenders from the pretenders.

in other words the reason they are taking so long is they cant figure out a way to beat us, each day goes by and still no master plan, still trying to discover our weaknesses? the longer this search drags out the more scared TOFU will become of us,
sheez wouldnt surprise me if they decided not to turn up to save face
well we wouldn't accept ur surrender, if we hv to drag each and every one of u onto the battle field we will.

Yeah. Got us. We're terrified.

jcstriker wrote: in other words the reason they are taking so long is they cant figure out a way to beat us, each day goes by and still no master plan, still trying to discover our weaknesses? the longer this search drags out the more scared TOFU will become of us,
sheez wouldnt surprise me if they decided not to turn up to save face
well we wouldn't accept ur surrender, if we hv to drag each and every one of u onto the battle field we will.

I'd say that if part of their plan is to irritate you by adhering to the established schedule for creating and exchanging games, then it's succeeding marvelously.

Don't mistake our eagerness for battle with a sense of irritation. We are definitely excited for the chance to show our mettle against those that everyone is betting against us on.

I thought a Cow like you would understand our desire to show our abilities.
and btw:

Round 1 - Games should be sent by May 11, 2010

doesn't say anything about not sending them until a certain date

There was only 1 game played in the past between current members of TOFU and current members of ++The Legion++:

Game 4759383 a Legion win.

Here are the Top 10 players that will play in this challenge:
1 - Velvecarrots (TOFU) 4342
2 - Chariot of Fire (TOFU) 3884
3 - Timmy1 (TOFU) 3628
4 - Jpeter15 (TOFU) 3497
5 - Knight2254 (TOFU) 3369
6 - Dako (TOFU) 3319
7 - TheBro (TOFU) 2968
8 - Tyche73 (TOFU) 2842
9 - Pedronicus (TOFU) 2710
10 - Shatners Bassoon (TOFU) 2659

Exactly, no Legion player made the Top 10.

I think that according to these stats of previous games and top players it is going to be a tough battle.

Our strength is not in our ranks or our individual scores but in our team work.
We aren't interested in players who are generals or brigadiers if they aren't first vetted for their character.

Legion has one of the toughest recruitment systems of any clan, I can testify to that having had to spend many months first being vetted and then months more after that playing in a recruitment tournament to see if I had what it takes.

So you keep your fancy pins and your one-map-wonders, I'll root for the family atmosphere of the Legion any day, because at the end of it all, this game is all about the ability to work together.

and oh look at that single game you pointed out between snake and tammy and your pedro and sting... how did your guys lose? Their collective points are 4793... but wait tammy and snake only total... 3593

Your math has failed you?

IM's point was actually that the match up should be competitive. If it would make you feel better, you can look at my games against chemefreak and see I'm 3-0 against him and he's +200 points on me. But that would be pretty stupid because they're old games and likely not relevant to the maps to be played in a game challenge - although he did foe me for a substantial amount of time preventing me from stealing more points perchance . I think it's rather brash for you to say our clan is composed of one map wonders, would you like to name names or cite examples because they're escaping me at the moment. Actually I'm quite frankly tired of this pre-match chatter, did not really take 5 pages worth of you all patting yourselves on your backs for us to get the point that you're confident and talk trash like 12 year olds.

Side note: Oh flame wars, I miss thee.

IM was being sarcastic trap, even I someone who doesn't know him can pick up on that.

I wasn't trash talking, and I wasn't patting myself on the back, all I was saying was it will take a lot more than numbers to predict this match up.

It's a fairly impressive 12 year old who goes on at length about how he feels a family bond for his comrades, as most 12 year olds I know don't want anything to do with their families.

Try and insult us all you want, it's still you thats fanning the flames here, not I.

Dai_atan wrote:IM was being sarcastic trap, even I someone who doesn't know him can pick up on that.

Actually sarcasm does not exist in the Netherlands. Nor does it exist in Brazil. And I recommend you take time to get to know him, splendid lad, excellent dancer and terrific at stealing points based on being a one-map wonder.

Now who's acting like a 12 year old, I wasn't targeting you with the one map wonder comment I was merely saying that thats not what the Legion is about and it's true that higher ranked players tend to specialize on a single map.
As for IM, if you're sure he's not being sarcastic than I apologize, I know quite a few dutch people btw and sarcasm is the only language they speak but what ever.

Here are the Top 10 players that will play in this challenge:
1 - Velvecarrots (TOFU) 4342
2 - Chariot of Fire (TOFU) 3884
3 - Timmy1 (TOFU) 3628
4 - Jpeter15 (TOFU) 3497
5 - Knight2254 (TOFU) 3369
6 - Dako (TOFU) 3319
7 - TheBro (TOFU) 2968
8 - Tyche73 (TOFU) 2842
9 - Pedronicus (TOFU) 2710
10 - Shatners Bassoon (TOFU) 2659

Exactly, no Legion player made the Top 10.

I think that according to these stats of previous games and top players it is going to be a tough battle.

Comes off fairly sarcastic to me.

Can we just let the games play out? Both sides are confident and certainly know how to play....we get it. The test will begin soon enough.

I'm actually looking forward to the match-up since I haven't played vs. many of you.

thats the spirit timmy xD! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

trapyoung wrote:

Dai_atan wrote:IM was being sarcastic trap, even I someone who doesn't know him can pick up on that.

Actually sarcasm does not exist in the Netherlands. Nor does it exist in Brazil. And I recommend you take time to get to know him, splendid lad, excellent dancer and terrific at stealing points based on being a one-map wonder.

Sarcasm was invented at the University of Texas in 1885, right after football. The real kind.

The Legion is a terrific group of team players, I think this may be the most intriguing matchup of the round because on paper TOFU are such heavy favorites. GL to both sides, whoever wins will have earned it!

timmy1 wrote:Can we just let the games play out? Both sides are confident and certainly know how to play....we get it. The test will begin soon enough.

I'm actually looking forward to the match-up since I haven't played vs. many of you.

I hope you are ready to hear the words, they Killed 'Timmy" you bastards...