Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:06 am
Is the effect it has on your brain.
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:07 am
is sometimes it drops down the drain, (2)
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:07 am
damn. fastposted by the douchebag.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:08 am
If you weren't functionally retarded, you might have a chance.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:09 am
my line was better.
my LINE was better, that's a pun.
my LINE was better, that's a pun.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:04 pm
um...
The trouble with snorting cocaine, [1]
Is the effect it has on your brain,
When you do a big line, [3]
The trouble with snorting cocaine, [1]
Is the effect it has on your brain,
When you do a big line, [3]
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:51 pm
The trouble with snorting cocaine, [1]
Is the effect it has on your brain,
When you do a big line,
your teeth start to grind
Is the effect it has on your brain,
When you do a big line,
your teeth start to grind
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:17 pm
And your ego drives others insane [5]
The martyr, St Joan of Arc, [1]
The martyr, St Joan of Arc, [1]
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:31 am
had a habit of snacking on bark (2)
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:01 am
she'd climb up a tree, (3)
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:02 am
WICKED IS FEMALE
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:32 am
So she wouldn't have to pay a fee (4)
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:05 am
Sorry gavin_sidhu, but there were far too many syllables in that line.
The martyr, St Joan of Arc, [1]
Had a habit of snacking on bark (2)
She'd climb up a tree, (3)
When she wanted a pee, [4]
The martyr, St Joan of Arc, [1]
Had a habit of snacking on bark (2)
She'd climb up a tree, (3)
When she wanted a pee, [4]
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:13 am
and play with her wee wee
LOL
LOL
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:17 am
and she stayed up there 'til after dark! (5)
There once was a girl named Six Kittens, (1)
There once was a girl named Six Kittens, (1)
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:34 am
Who talked lots of shite on these forums, [2]
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:37 am
what is that, 1/4 rhyme?
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:46 am
It rhymes in my Welsh accent 
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:49 am
...well, kind of. Not as well as 'mittens' or 'pittance' but close enough.
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:49 am
well i guess Welsh people will have to finish this one. 
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:52 am
"pittance" would have gone nicely with "good riddance", though i'm not sure if that would fit the limerick thematically. 
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:09 am
..aside from the fact that the plural of 'forum' is 'fora'.
ok.
There once was a girl named Six Kittens, (1)
Who talked lots of shite on these forums, [2]
At the end of the day,
We all hope & pray,
That her dramas are no longer with us.
I was playing golf with Brad Pitt [1] (...wait for it )
supercram wrote:well i guess Welsh people will have to finish this one.
ok.
There once was a girl named Six Kittens, (1)
Who talked lots of shite on these forums, [2]
At the end of the day,
We all hope & pray,
That her dramas are no longer with us.
I was playing golf with Brad Pitt [1] (...wait for it
)Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:30 am
though he sliced, and he hooked, he could hit... (2)
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:34 am
though he fought with his caddie [3]
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:31 am
And beat him so badly, [4]