Conquer Club

i heard that pimpdave is neither a pimp, nor a dave.

I heard you can get squishyg straight from the tap at the Kwik-E-mart.

I heard Stunna and Becky were married in Jamaica

I heard owenshooter hasn't shot any owens.

I heard FattyMcFat isn't actually fat

I heard that lackattack is really Jesus Christ in disguise.

Army of GOD wrote:I heard that lackattack is really Jesus Christ in disguise.

now you have gone too far...-the black jesus

lol cc gonna go bust we lost 3 new members

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=121996&view=unread#unread

i heard that Army of God loves Jesus. Like, more than Lionz does. Like, in the sense that AoG wants to have divine sex with Christ.

i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc

lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc

do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?

trapyoung wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc

do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?

i heard it is ok for mods to flame/bait players

trapyoung wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc

do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?

Lol trap...that's funny.

owenshooter wrote:i heard that courtney's jugs dried up... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus

I heard that typing "the black jesus has spoken" after a post in which the black jesus signs such post is redundant.

thegreekdog wrote:

owenshooter wrote:i heard that courtney's jugs dried up... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus

I heard that typing "the black jesus has spoken" after a post in which the black jesus signs such post is redundant.

i heard that many of the junior mod squaders are so far out of the forum loop and "inside" forum jokes, they often post and make themselves look silly... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus

I heard that many of the sheep often think of themselves as wolves.



Until the wolves suddenly show up, that is.

I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member

i heard a rumor that a certain mod and a certain player were making out in the custodian's closet during 1st period!

nagerous wrote:I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member

i heard this was at the same time when these two were in the same clan and their clan forum received a visit from an admin due to a certain global mod declaring their was a "hit" thread about him/her in the clan forum. this admin posted warning the entire clan about "going to war" against CC, because CC always wins. the rumor continues that the entire clan told the admin how bat shit crazy his global mod was and that she/he was far more dangerous than a little sexy CC clan. a few days later a certain global mod went nuts and was forever banished from CC land, unless you know his/her new handle... the black jesus loves rumors!!!-the black jesus

nagerous wrote:I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member

you know...i think i heard this rumour as well

I heard that the real king of Conquer Club, isn't a current or former conqueror, but a king that's only real weak spots are escalating games and achilles.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:It is rumored that lackattack is truly an anthropomorphised turtle.


--Andy

I have proof:

I heard that turtle-monkey stew is terrific...-A

Army of GOD wrote:I heard that turtle-monkey stew is terrific...-A

I heard that the best way to trap a monkey is with a banana like object...

and I heard that it can only be made properly on a samc812 timer...

Rumor has it that earlier this week...the first official marriage proposal through Conquer Club took place with a little help from our Webmaster...

Here is how it looked from Lack's account:
[bigimg]http://i741.photobucket.com/albums/xx58/andydufresne_CC/Proposal.png[/bigimg]

Congrats to 'Conquer_Man_1' and 'Conquer_Woman_1'.


--Andy