Conquer Club

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Fircoal wrote:All pms sent. Day will start when psychics hw is done if not too late. IF too late, it'll start after psychics class tomarrow

You have a psychics class? Sweet!

-Tails

yes it's about falling apples and such.

firmzels

Confirm.

kwanfirm

zimmah wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Fircoal wrote:All pms sent. Day will start when psychics hw is done if not too late. IF too late, it'll start after psychics class tomarrow

You have a psychics class? Sweet!

-Tails

yes it's about falling apples and such.

lol softclaiming my favorite character applejack are ya??

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Fircoal wrote:All pms sent. Day will start when psychics hw is done if not too late. IF too late, it'll start after psychics class tomarrow

You have a psychics class? Sweet!

-Tails

I hate it.

So can I troll this thread even if I am not playing?


I promise I wont troll if I can get a Roll Sheet Fir

It was a normal and fun day in the town of Ponyville. All the citizens were happily setting up for their annual, "I don't know why we're having this celebration but Trollestia sure likes celebrations, celebration." It had already been one day underway and so far it had been a success. Well mostly a success. There was one itsy weensy little problem.

"Lyra!" Bon-Bon shouted. "She's missing!"

"What?" Twilight laughed nervously. "That's impossible. There's no way she could just disappear."

"She did just disappear!" Bon-bon loudly shouted. "There's even a note." Bon-bon then shoved a note into Twilight's face. Twilighrt levitated the note in front of herself and started to read it.

"I have captured your poor friend, and I'll capture many more, unless you give into me and make me the ruler of Equestria!" TWilight then launched the note into Bon-bon's face and groaned. "Is this a joke?"

"I'm afraid not," Bon-bon cried. "Someone is trying to take over Ponyville with kidnappings!"

"No really, I think this is a joke," TWilight muttered.

"It's no joke!" Rainbow Dash cried dashing from out of nowhere and crashing Bon-bon onto the floor.

"Rainbow you weren't supposed to crash until 12:30 at the latest!" Twilight loduly shouted.

"You should listen to her sugarcube," Applejack said running next to the crash. "This is serious."

FLuttershy flew up next to her and nodded.

Twilight stared at her friends. "But there's nothing the schedule about this!"

"Don't worry I have you covered," Spike replied handing Twilight a revised schedule.

The Purple mare looked it over intently, and later nodded in satisfaction. "This seems a bit busy but if we all work hard enough it'll
work out!"

"Does that mean?" Rainbow asked.

"We're going to find this kidnapper and bring him to justice!" TWilight shouted.

There are 13 alive. 7 to Lynch, 6 to get a new car, 4 to get a new pony.

Twilight: A new pony? But doesn't that mea-




There are 13 alive. 7 to Lynch, 6 to get a new car, 4 to get Twilight Sparkle.

That opening scene. That was almost painful to read. It's like a bad fanfic! Vote Chu

Confirm!

sheepofdumb wrote:That opening scene. That was almost painful to read. It's like a bad fanfic! Vote Chu

Wait, how was it like a bad fanfic? D:

vote nag for contaminating me with mental diseases.

I take it kidnapping is the name for kill in this and its not a cult?

Fircoal wrote: "She did just disappear!" Bon-bon loudly shouted.

As opposed to shouting very quietly.

Fircoal wrote:Bon-bon then shoved a note into Twilight's face. Twilighrt levitated the note in front of herself and started to read it.

Twilighrt Spackle used her magic unicorn magic to read the note.

Fircoal wrote:"I have captured your poor friend, and I'll capture many more, unless you give into me and make me the ruler of Equestria!" TWilight then launched the note into Bon-bon's face and groaned. "Is this a joke?"

TWilight and Bon-Bon sure seem to love stuffing each others face with paper. Is that like a thing that they do when Lyra's not around? The whole kidnapping for power just seems a little flawed. He's going to have to reveal himself at some point to claim the throne. Unless all of Equestira has been kidnapped someone will be able to oppose the kidnapper. The kidnapper is probably kidnapping in the wrong town. See Equestira's capital is in Canterlot and... well let's just stop before I get into any more of this rant.

Fircoal wrote:"No really, I think this is a joke," TWilight muttered.

Revenge of the TWilight SParkle.

Fircoal wrote:"It's no joke!" Rainbow Dash cried dashing from out of nowhere and crashing Bon-bon onto the floor.

Rainbow Dash cried, dashing... I don't think I've ever seen someone cry dash before. Still learning what tenses imply but I believe crashing Bon-bon means she's doing it continually.

Fircoal wrote:"Rainbow you weren't supposed to crash until 12:30 at the latest!" Twilight loduly shouted.

Yeah Rainbow. We have a schedule for this sudden, unexpected development and you're not keeping to it. Now we have to fill in the scheduling hole. Maybe the weasel parade can go on for five extra minutes.

"You should listen to her sugarcube," Applejack said running next to the crash. "This is serious."

Applejack said, running in place next to the crash.

Fircoal wrote:Twilight stared at her friends. "But there's nothing the schedule about this!"

That tends to happen with unexpected kidnappings. Unless you planned the whole thing out... Unvote, vote Twilighrt

Fircoal wrote:"Don't worry I have you covered," Spike replied handing Twilight a revised schedule.

Spike is obviously in on this too and either a fortune teller or really, really good at revising schedules in a hurry.

Fircoal wrote:The Purple mare looked it over intently, and later nodded in satisfaction. "This seems a bit busy but if we all work hard enough it'll work out!"

"Does that mean?" Rainbow asked.

"We're going to find this kidnapper and bring him to justice!" TWilight shouted.

There are 13 alive. 7 to Lynch, 6 to get a new car, 4 to get a new pony.

Twilight: A new pony? But doesn't that mea-

And suddenly Twilight broke the fourth wall to go be with Pinkie.

Fircoal wrote:There are 13 alive. 7 to Lynch, 6 to get a new car, 4 to get Twilight Sparkle.

pmchugh wrote:vote nag for contaminating me with mental diseases.

I take it kidnapping is the name for kill in this and its not a cult?

that is a fair shout vote nag

vote new pony

I really want to know what happens....

vote MeDeFe and TheForgivenOne

Because I can('t)

-Sully

MeDeFe wrote:vote new pony

I really want to know what happens....

vote new car, i'd rather have a new car.

sheepofdumb wrote:

Fircoal wrote: "She did just disappear!" Bon-bon loudly shouted.

As opposed to shouting very quietly.

Fircoal wrote:Bon-bon then shoved a note into Twilight's face. Twilighrt levitated the note in front of herself and started to read it.

Twilighrt Spackle used her magic unicorn magic to read the note.

Fircoal wrote:"I have captured your poor friend, and I'll capture many more, unless you give into me and make me the ruler of Equestria!" TWilight then launched the note into Bon-bon's face and groaned. "Is this a joke?"

TWilight and Bon-Bon sure seem to love stuffing each others face with paper. Is that like a thing that they do when Lyra's not around? The whole kidnapping for power just seems a little flawed. He's going to have to reveal himself at some point to claim the throne. Unless all of Equestira has been kidnapped someone will be able to oppose the kidnapper. The kidnapper is probably kidnapping in the wrong town. See Equestira's capital is in Canterlot and... well let's just stop before I get into any more of this rant.

Fircoal wrote:"No really, I think this is a joke," TWilight muttered.

Revenge of the TWilight SParkle.

Fircoal wrote:"It's no joke!" Rainbow Dash cried dashing from out of nowhere and crashing Bon-bon onto the floor.

Rainbow Dash cried, dashing... I don't think I've ever seen someone cry dash before. Still learning what tenses imply but I believe crashing Bon-bon means she's doing it continually.

Fircoal wrote:"Rainbow you weren't supposed to crash until 12:30 at the latest!" Twilight loduly shouted.

Yeah Rainbow. We have a schedule for this sudden, unexpected development and you're not keeping to it. Now we have to fill in the scheduling hole. Maybe the weasel parade can go on for five extra minutes.

"You should listen to her sugarcube," Applejack said running next to the crash. "This is serious."

Applejack said, running in place next to the crash.

Fircoal wrote:Twilight stared at her friends. "But there's nothing the schedule about this!"

That tends to happen with unexpected kidnappings. Unless you planned the whole thing out... Unvote, vote Twilighrt

Fircoal wrote:"Don't worry I have you covered," Spike replied handing Twilight a revised schedule.

Spike is obviously in on this too and either a fortune teller or really, really good at revising schedules in a hurry.

Fircoal wrote:The Purple mare looked it over intently, and later nodded in satisfaction. "This seems a bit busy but if we all work hard enough it'll work out!"

"Does that mean?" Rainbow asked.

"We're going to find this kidnapper and bring him to justice!" TWilight shouted.

There are 13 alive. 7 to Lynch, 6 to get a new car, 4 to get a new pony.

Twilight: A new pony? But doesn't that mea-

And suddenly Twilight broke the fourth wall to go be with Pinkie.

Fircoal wrote:There are 13 alive. 7 to Lynch, 6 to get a new car, 4 to get Twilight Sparkle.

You know I think I should proofread my crap before I post. That and write in something that can spell check. (Wordpad can not) Also I should probably do less of my writing in the middle of class.

No changing it now. In fact it would make for a great trollfic if you kept going.

sheepofdumb wrote:No changing it now. In fact it would make for a great trollfic if you kept going.

Somehow I think I Do better with trollfics than my real fics. -w-

If you mess up again, I am going to sent the buizels after you. Vote: Victor Sullivan because he is still my beotch.

MOdkill for SHeep!

nagerous wrote:

pmchugh wrote:vote nag for contaminating me with mental diseases.

I take it kidnapping is the name for kill in this and its not a cult?

that is a fair shout vote nag

ALso voting yourself? SCum/jester much?

Vote Some 7 Hing Clever Numbers honestly aren't letters, and looking up "hing" on Wiktionary seems to indicate the word as being the dutch/german singular past indicative of "hangen", meaning "hang", I assume you are plotting to therefore hang some seven clever people, and since there statistically are rarely ever seven mafia in a game, I will automatically assume you are planning to kill town in every game.

/ wrote:Vote Some 7 Hing Clever Numbers honestly aren't letters, and looking up "hing" on Wiktionary seems to indicate the word as being the dutch/german singular past indicative of "hangen", meaning "hang", I assume you are plotting to therefore hang some seven clever people, and since there statistically are rarely ever seven mafia in a game, I will automatically assume you are planning to kill town in every game.

omg this is to funny lol im tempted to vote myself

pmchugh wrote:MOdkill for SHeep!

nagerous wrote:

pmchugh wrote:vote nag for contaminating me with mental diseases.

I take it kidnapping is the name for kill in this and its not a cult?

that is a fair shout vote nag

ALso voting yourself? SCum/jester much?

Mason jesters ftw!