Conquer Club

Artimis wrote:How do you guys feel about being arbitrarily added to the foes list of other players whilst they chase medals?

I feel honored.









Let them tremble in fear before me.

Artimis wrote:How do you guys feel about being arbitrarily added to the foes list of other players whilst they chase medals?

I couldn't give a monkeys. If I'm feeling bored I might return foe, generally those that have me on foe, are those I don't want to foe. Why let easy points go to waste.

BoganGod wrote:I couldn't give a monkeys. If I'm feeling bored I might return foe, generally those that have me on foe, are those I don't want to foe. Why let easy points go to waste.

I do foe for avi thievery.. Go find a pic of an abused sheep and fly that.

jefjef wrote:

BoganGod wrote:I couldn't give a monkeys. If I'm feeling bored I might return foe, generally those that have me on foe, are those I don't want to foe. Why let easy points go to waste.

I do foe for avi thievery.. Go find a pic of an abused sheep and fly that.

You still beating that tired old drum. Find me a sexy avatar and I'll change mine so I don't give you status and prestige by association.

I just foe everyone who beats me.

Gweeedo wrote:BoganGod, my mistake. why the hell does jefjef have the same avitar as you!!!

I have been using this avi for about 3 years. bogan is a thief. He isn't even in the states.. He is an Aussie. But I spose all Aussies wish they were Americans.

Hey bogus. Use this one. It's king a's. Might be fun for you to pretend to be him for a while.

Whenever they piss me off

jefjef wrote:

Gweeedo wrote:BoganGod, my mistake. why the hell does jefjef have the same avitar as you!!!

I have been using this avi for about 3 years. bogan is a thief. He isn't even in the states.. He is an Aussie. But I spose all Aussies wish they were Americans.

Hey bogus. Use this one. It's king a's. Might be fun for you to pretend to be him for a while.

The Canadian calling me an aussie...... I said sexy, get with the program!

BoganGod wrote:
The Canadian calling me an aussie...... I said sexy, get with the program!

Canadian? What are you babbling about.

jefjef wrote:

BoganGod wrote:
The Canadian calling me an aussie...... I said sexy, get with the program!

Canadian? What are you babbling about.

You know I'm a kiwi, but insist on calling me aussie. Though that type of pig headedness is a common trait among americans, I suspect your canadian as you have been known to understand satire and irony. As an american I would not expect you to appreciate anything other than fart jokes.

BoganGod wrote:

jefjef wrote:

BoganGod wrote:
The Canadian calling me an aussie...... I said sexy, get with the program!

Canadian? What are you babbling about.

You know I'm a kiwi, but insist on calling me aussie. Though that type of pig headedness is a common trait among americans, I suspect your canadian as you have been known to understand satire and irony. As an american I would not expect you to appreciate anything other than fart jokes.

I was just calling you kiwi to tease you as you were calling me belgian, didn't know it was true.



You are talking about jefjef's canadian what? Is there some type of canadian artefact that makes people understand satire and irony? Please tell me more!

Canadians are native english speakers, unlike mericans who spak merican. Canadians are well aware of satire and irony. Just look at their mounties, lumberjacks and newfies. I put the greater understanding and appriciation of humour collectively demonstrated by canadians over americans down to three things.
1. Canada is only partially owned by corporations rather than wholly owned.
2. The existence of new foundland. This gives all canadians the satisfaction of knowing they are better than someone else. If they are a newfie(from new foundland) then they are ignorant of the existence of any other place. Like a retarded child with a bottle of chocolate milk and a balloon to play with, newfies are happy.
3. Canada is part french. This gives canadians both pretensions of style and sophistication, and the ability to cook and consume things other than fast food. A diet high in fast food is bad for brain development. Canadians mainly due to diet and universal health care, are smarter than americans.

Scholars are divided as to whether maple syrup gives canadians insights into humour or pre diabetes. I sway towards the pre diabetes theory myself. I was paying JefJef a compliment by suggesting he was canadian. The frenchness of canada is debatable. My friends from Normandy find it easier to understand someone from senegal than quebec. Just saying.

Please note no one was hurt or killed in the making of this post. Excepting a handful of americans who can read, and don't understand that my opinions are intended to be viewed through a prism of humour. Rather than taken as gospel truth like killing homosexuals, forgiving debts, polygamy, sex with livestock of the opposite gender, rape of enemy woman, ethnic cleansing, not wearing clothing made from two types of material and many other such amazing truths the bible has contributed to america's moral framework

Careful BoganGod, you could end up getting Canada onto America's foes list.

Artimis wrote:Careful BoganGod, you could end up getting Canada onto America's foes list.

God bless american and f*ck everybody else! Isn't that the motto! The more evolved americans reading my previous post will be well aware that I hate all countries equally. Note some of my previous national character assessments of the french, aussies, belgiums, serbs, croats, turks, and the list could go on. I love america as american movies filled a lot of spots in my spank bank as a young man. Shaven dwarfs(tom cruise), bearded ladies(Rosanne), well that is enough of an insight into my strange list of turn ons. Move on folks, nothing to see here.

Hum, canadians good cooks? Everyone i know that s been there complained about the food
Regarding the way they talk, it s extremely funny for french. The sounds and expressions are soo different! A funny thing too is that there are tons of english words in our vocabulary that they have kept in french.

Anyways, to learn more about canadian cuisine;

Kiwi. What the hell is it good for? Throwing at Canadians and Aussies? FOED!

Quote, betiko: please give me an example of game where i suicided on someone.
Besides, Seulessliathan reference.
There are more than a few.
I will just say, your Assassin games (Any assassin game).



Here are some quotes:Risk is all about politics. The people I detest most are people who try to make a game (any game) into some ritualistic brawl with a fixed mode of combat.

Quote:Their is honor in giving up your life for a higher purpose. The way the scoring system is set up the higher purpose is points gained or lossed. If i can limit my loses and maximize my gain the net benefit is more points. a good general knows when to sacrifice a army to win the war. The war is POINTS. Points = rank. So just as dug has said its all about the system. Learn it Live it Love it...or hate it.


Quote:regardless of what suiciding may do to help you lose less points, its still a dirty and bitchy thing to do. Hurting another player who wants to keep fighting and has a chance to win just so u don't lose a few extra points is wrong.

@ betiko, suiciding or talking of suicide is not a reason to foe somebody according to the list that Artimis has provided.
If it were, you would have to foe everybody.

FYI I do not suicide...according to 'your' definition of suicide.

Never said I did or would.

Gweeedo wrote:@ betiko, suiciding or talking of suicide is not a reason to foe somebody according to the list that Artimis has provided.
If it were, you would have to foe everybody.

To be fair I asked players to give their criteria for adding new entries to their foe list. Betiko gave a detailed list of the different types of bad play that other players could do to earn a place on his foes list.

I simply left mine with the general statement of 'very bad play' as a catch all category for the multitude of reckless and bad moves that I'll encounter.

In case you're wondering how Betiko can still see your posts when you're on his foes list, he has to click on the underlined bit in the following text:

This post was made by Artimis who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.

That opens the post up for him to read, hence my reference to the epic amount of clicking KLOBBER would have to do just to read all the posts in one thread.

betiko, does a fair amount of clicking to view my posts...not sure why.

I guess it make him feel better foeing me, half dozen times a day. Maybe one day he will foe me for reals.
I must keep posting, for betiko...I hate to ruin his fun.

Gweeedo wrote:betiko, does a fair amount of clicking to view my posts...not sure why.

I guess it make him feel better foeing me, half dozen times a day. Maybe one day he will foe me for reals.
I must keep posting, for betiko...I hate to ruin his fun.

You're not that special.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Gweeedo wrote:betiko, does a fair amount of clicking to view my posts...not sure why.

I guess it make him feel better foeing me, half dozen times a day. Maybe one day he will foe me for reals.
I must keep posting, for betiko...I hate to ruin his fun.

You're not that special.

You do realise BBS that saying that makes him/her feel special. Why don't you tell him/her that he/she doesn't have a big cock.

BoganGod wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Gweeedo wrote:betiko, does a fair amount of clicking to view my posts...not sure why.

I guess it make him feel better foeing me, half dozen times a day. Maybe one day he will foe me for reals.
I must keep posting, for betiko...I hate to ruin his fun.

You're not that special.

You do realise BBS that saying that makes him/her feel special. Why don't you tell him/her that he/she doesn't have a big cock.

Hmm... this changes everything. If she has a big cock, then she is special. If he has a big cock, then he is not that special. How shall the Wheels of Fortune turn? Will we forever be left in a world of Uncertainty? Shall we be subjected to the Endless Unknown? Or shall we be immediately gratified with the instant knowledge that we seek?

And if we obtain such knowledge, will we be satisfied? Or will we continue to reject in order to satiate our preconceived notions?

These are the questions for which our methods of answering will never satisfy. If so, shall it be "nihilism FTW" or shall we continue our endeavors into the possibly Forever Unknown?

BoganGod, I beseech you to join me into the Possibly Forever Unknown--a realm of uncertainty but of infinite wonder and awe!

BigBallinStalin wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Gweeedo wrote:betiko, does a fair amount of clicking to view my posts...not sure why.

I guess it make him feel better foeing me, half dozen times a day. Maybe one day he will foe me for reals.
I must keep posting, for betiko...I hate to ruin his fun.

You're not that special.

You do realise BBS that saying that makes him/her feel special. Why don't you tell him/her that he/she doesn't have a big cock.

Hmm... this changes everything. If she has a big cock, then she is special. If he has a big cock, then he is not that special. How shall the Wheels of Fortune turn? Will we forever be left in a world of Uncertainty? Shall we be subjected to the Endless Unknown? Or shall we be immediately gratified with the instant knowledge that we seek?

And if we obtain such knowledge, will we be satisfied? Or will we continue to reject in order to satiate our preconceived notions?

These are the questions for which our methods of answering will never satisfy. If so, shall it be "nihilism FTW" or shall we continue our endeavors into the possibly Forever Unknown?

BoganGod, I beseech you to join me into the Possibly Forever Unknown--a realm of uncertainty but of infinite wonder and awe!

Sounds rather intriguing. Nihilism after all can be a god awful pain in the neck after a while.