Conquer Club

Posted: **Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:39 pm**

You get hurt for inexplicable reasons.

Posted: **Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:54 pm**

You deserve it.

Posted: **Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:57 pm**

That cobra bites you.

Posted: **Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:44 pm**

That dof thinks about humping yourleg, but decides you're not sexy enough.

Posted: **Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:45 pm**

I shoot your cobra, the bullet passes through him and rips one of your ears off, this shatters your glasses and send shards of glass into your eyes.

Posted: **Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:05 pm**

punch

Posted: **Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:44 pm**

grabs your guitar and uses it to knock that hat off then crack you over the head

Posted: **Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:50 pm**

lao tzu's shoes were unfashionable.
Clint's breath is smelly (cigar stink).

Posted: **Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:52 pm**

Kicks you with Lao Tzu's shoes and blows cigar smoke in your face.

Posted: **Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:28 pm**

ill steal you hat, excrete in it then put it back on your head

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:17 pm**

*punch*

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:21 pm**

He's gonna get your nuts!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:23 pm**

Joodoo wrote:I think cena meant physically hurt...
I put a grenade into you mouth

you forgot to pull the pin so i do it for you and then i shoot youn the head for wasting my time

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:26 pm**

HAHA YOUR A COOK!!!!!!!!!!!

HURT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU