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Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:57 pm**

ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:
My surname is the weird one.....Kaczmarek

WHAT???? Are you 1/8 polish?

well, 1/4 polish, 1/4 maltese, 1/4 jewish and 1/4 scottish.

Im a proud englishman though.

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:57 pm**

ill take that as a yes then s.xkitten

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:59 pm**

s.xkitten wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:i wouldn't know how he is...he supposedly went to court yesterday, but i heard a rumor from a police officer that he didn't show...
Hope you've got a bolt on your bedroom door... that's how all good slasher-sequels start
lol, i have my own police force...

Please elaborate.

Especially as regards details of their numbers, equipment, and patroling patterns.

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:00 pm**

liol, ill distract them mustard...

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:03 pm**

Norse wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:
My surname is the weird one.....Kaczmarek

WHAT???? Are you 1/8 polish?

well, 1/4 polish, 1/4 maltese, 1/4 jewish and 1/4 scottish.

Im a proud englishman though.

That was a total surprise!!! And still you are a right wing... :shock:

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:05 pm**

still hes a chav...thats the scotsman in him

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:06 pm**

ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:
My surname is the weird one.....Kaczmarek

WHAT???? Are you 1/8 polish?

well, 1/4 polish, 1/4 maltese, 1/4 jewish and 1/4 scottish.

Im a proud englishman though.

That was a total surprise!!! And still you are a right wing...

Can't that mix have right wing tendancies?

Well, I like to think I get my frugal nature from my jewish side, my anger from my scottish side, my hard working ethic from my polish side, and my good looks from my maltese... :lol:

Well, we're all mongrels, right?

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:07 pm**

not to that extent

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:09 pm**

sam_levi_11 wrote:not to that extent

How can you be so sure?

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:23 pm**

Norse wrote:
Well, we're all mongrels, right?

QFT

Posted: **Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:20 pm**

It's a pity the complaint letter generator doesn't work for things like legislature.

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:24 am**

Norse are you taking the piss out of our Eastern European friend ignotus. :roll:

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:30 am**

Norse wrote:well, 1/4 polish, 1/4 maltese, 1/4 jewish and 1/4 scottish.

Im a proud englishman though.

Since when was "Jewish" a nationality?

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:35 am**

DAZMCFC wrote:Norse are you taking the piss out of our Eastern European friend ignotus.

I'm not that mad to be drove to madness by a mad man. :wink:

Yet!

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:42 pm**

I think the British government is doing the right thing. The only thing they need to do for better security is build a GIANT cage around the whole island, then I would say it would be the perfect government!

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:26 pm**

I hear that in England they call 'French Fries', 'Chips'. How mad is that?

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:48 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:I hear that in England they call 'French Fries', 'Chips'. How mad is that?

WTF???

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:57 pm**

no, we call french fries french fries

we call big ones chips

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:03 pm**

sam_levi_11 wrote:no, we call french fries french fries

we call big ones chips

there all just chips down where i live

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:06 pm**

DAZMCFC wrote:Norse are you taking the piss out of our Eastern European friend ignotus.

Sadly, yes.

I was washed along with the waves of humour....I have a strory to tell ye.

It started like this...

diddle wrote:my names actually matt, pronouncecd m-a-t-t

norse wrote:Well, matt, my name is leonard...

sam_levi1 wrote:leonard...that an unusual name...

norse wrote:My surname is the weird one.....Kaczmarek

Ignotus wrote:WHAT???? Are you 1/8 polish?

norse wrote:well, 1/4 polish, 1/4 maltese, 1/4 jewish and 1/4 scottish.

Im a proud englishman though.

ignotus wrote:That was a total surprise!!! And still you are a right wing...

And so on, and so forth...

My name isnt Leonard Kaczmarek, and Im neither jewish, polish, maltese or scottish.

You should know my name, as it is beside the fantasy footy league we are playing Ignotus....or should I say Mr Grgic?

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:07 pm**

sam_levi_11 wrote:u cant fool me any more...i know that name

i rest my case

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:08 pm**

ignotus wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:I hear that in England they call 'French Fries', 'Chips'. How mad is that?

WTF???

We call the type you get at McDonald's "fries" and the ones that taste nice "chips".

In the US they call crisps "chips", how mad is that?

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:08 pm**

sam_levi_11 wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:u cant fool me any more...i know that name
i rest my case

How could you know that name???? It doesnt exist

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:15 pm**

ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Very observant...but how do you know if im not throwing a fake sausage up an alleyway? (for want of a better expression)

Just joking, you sensitive...

Hmmmmm, maybe you are fooling us all the time...

I wasn't sure but I expected something like this... :^o

Edit: So, you failed with your cunning plan! :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:20 pm**

Norse wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:u cant fool me any more...i know that name
i rest my case

How could you know that name???? It doesnt exist

the last name does....dunno where from...but iv heard it from somewhere

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