Conquer Club

My word....he's a war-journalist now!

Is there anything he isn't good at?

Who? Napoleonier?

Norse wrote:My word....he's a war-journalist now!

Is there anything he isn't good at?

Is there anything I say that doesn't wind you up?

Seriously, Norse, I love how much I seem to get under your skin. You know it, as well. Despite the reply, which will most likely be a tirade of pointless abuse detailing how 'sissy' I am, I know that nearly everything I say grates on you a hell of a lot. Both you and I know it.

Its a wonderful feeling.

To be perfectly honest guissy, winding me up, grating at me and "getting under my skin" are possibly among the easiest things to do, right after "making guissy cry" and "bringing guissy down to my level".

I mean, how difficult can it be to "wind up" a man who spends half of his life foaming at the mouth, barking out diabtribes at people?

Guiscard wrote:Come on Nappy! Fight harder! National pride is at stake!

(To be honest I gotta call it a draw for me)...

And to be fair, I really don't think the whole warfare one sticks. 'France sux at WWII' washes just about as well as 'Us yanks saved your ass... twice!' on the cringingly uninformed scale, but then so does the whole 'u ran @ dunkirk ouch!' line.

Rest assured that line is only used really as a response to the first one.

I'm partial to Germany due to the bastardizations of German and French cuisine that I have eaten in the US. Authentic, no, but it's the best I've got.

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Guiscard wrote:Come on Nappy! Fight harder! National pride is at stake!

(To be honest I gotta call it a draw for me)...

And to be fair, I really don't think the whole warfare one sticks. 'France sux at WWII' washes just about as well as 'Us yanks saved your ass... twice!' on the cringingly uninformed scale, but then so does the whole 'u ran @ dunkirk ouch!' line.

Rest assured that line is only used really as a response to the first one.

I dunno... You sounded pretty worked up!

Guiscard wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Guiscard wrote:Come on Nappy! Fight harder! National pride is at stake!

(To be honest I gotta call it a draw for me)...

And to be fair, I really don't think the whole warfare one sticks. 'France sux at WWII' washes just about as well as 'Us yanks saved your ass... twice!' on the cringingly uninformed scale, but then so does the whole 'u ran @ dunkirk ouch!' line.

Rest assured that line is only used really as a response to the first one.

I dunno... You sounded pretty worked up!

I know I did. That's why resorted to that line.

i think if we are going to look at wars as an evidence the answer Germany over France via first round maginot line....

got tonkaed wrote:i think if we are going to look at wars as an evidence the answer Germany over France via first round maginot line....

Sometimes tonky I think you and I ought to have swapped nationalities a while back. Then you just go say something like that....

inevitably i have to have my moments somewhere.

do you actually call french fries freedom fries and hate the french cos they no word for entrepreneur or was that just Bushists?

Napoleon Ier wrote:do you actually call french fries freedom fries and hate the french cos they no word for entrepreneur or was that just Bushists?

i can care less what the hell people call them, as long as there isnt too much salt.

got tonkaed wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:do you actually call french fries freedom fries and hate the french cos they no word for entrepreneur or was that just Bushists?

i can care less what the hell people call them, as long as there isnt too much salt.

French fries are disgusting anyway compared to the belgian ones.

got tonkaed wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:do you actually call french fries freedom fries and hate the french cos they no word for entrepreneur or was that just Bushists?

i can care less what the hell people call them, as long as there isnt too much salt.

French Fries < Chips in every regard...

you're just trying to piss me off now, aren't you Guissy

Defending France's reputation is like a broken pencil...


Pointless.

Frenchies are well practised in the ways of sex and romance while Heinies get into the bed and ruff you up. Enough said.

Minister Masket wrote:Defending France's reputation is like a broken pencil...


Pointless.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

German girls are a delight!

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Defending France's reputation is like a broken pencil...

Pointless.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

Can't deny that he's kind of got a 'point' though.


*Rimshot*

the Maginot line; the most expensive practical joke ever made.

Got to love em for their sense of history!

hmm, I vote Germans to spite Frenchie-chan.

Napoleon Ier wrote:

ignotus wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight

This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.

I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times.

hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

I've got a croatian WWII rifle. It was used as a sexual enhancement device by Ignotus, but unfortunatly it misfired during a session and blew off his scrotum.

OUCH!

But still, the English were beaten back only after a war (or a series of wars so close in time they might as well have been one big, slow war) that lasted just over one hundred years (I forget how many decades over the century mark) and only barely, if we remember Agincourt, Poiters and numerous other spectacular French loses.

Then we have to remember the Seven-Years War (French and Indian War in America), World Wars 1 and 2, every other war they fought against Germany (and not even a united germany, but mostly Prussia) and the (sorry) Napoleonic Wars against the UK......

Woah, they haven't really won a war, have they?

I've always liked France and French people.