Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:45 pm
Now why didn't I think of that? Black magic fixes everything, it's like the duct tape for all of life's problems.
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Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:47 pm
It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:56 pm
Snorri1234 wrote:It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.
I find your ideas intriguing. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:57 pm
Snorri1234 wrote:It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.
Now there's a convincing reason to switch. Why haven't I been told about this before?
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:00 pm
john9blue wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.
Now there's a convincing reason to switch. Why haven't I been told about this before?
You even get a choice of Dark Lord: Voldemort, Sauron, Satan or Obama the antichrist.
or the COBRA Commander
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:08 pm
jonesthecurl wrote:john9blue wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:It's one of the great benefits of being an atheist. You get to use the power of the Dark Lord whenever you please.
Now there's a convincing reason to switch. Why haven't I been told about this before?
You even get a choice of Dark Lord: Voldemort, Sauron, Satan or Obama the antichrist.
or the COBRA Commander
i prefer atheismor, the god of atheists
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:11 pm
You mean to tell me that I can have this guy on speed dial? Fucking righteous, sign me up!
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:15 pm
King_Herpes wrote:
Where have I seen this character before?
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:21 pm
I really cant wait for the family guy episode of the paramedics getting to the scene:
Para 1: Im not putting my mouth on that....lets buck up for it.
Para 2: Ok, best out of 50
5 minutes later....
Para 1: Ha ha, you lose on breathing duty....just be careful when you grab the nose. Looks like you might break it right off.
Para 2: Yeah, it feels like a potato chip, and you dont want to know what his breath smells like. Ok, 5 more compressions please....
Para 1: Im not putting my mouth on that....lets buck up for it.
Para 2: Ok, best out of 50
5 minutes later....
Para 1: Ha ha, you lose on breathing duty....just be careful when you grab the nose. Looks like you might break it right off.
Para 2: Yeah, it feels like a potato chip, and you dont want to know what his breath smells like. Ok, 5 more compressions please....
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:24 pm
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:34 pm
at last.......hope he enjoys hell Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:36 pm
karel wrote:=D> at last.......hope he enjoys hell
sweet, this completed my "internet comments on a celebrity death" bingo sheet
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:44 pm
AAFitz wrote:I really cant wait for the family guy episode of the paramedics getting to the scene:
Para 1: Im not putting my mouth on that....lets buck up for it.
Para 2: Ok, best out of 50
5 minutes later....
Para 1: Ha ha, you lose on breathing duty....just be careful when you grab the nose. Looks like you might break it right off.
Para 2: Yeah, it feels like a potato chip, and you dont want to know what his breath smells like. Ok, 5 more compressions please....
South Park's Michael Jackson episode aired the other night.
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:04 pm
AAFitz wrote:Para 2: Yeah, it feels like a potato chip, and you dont ....
At the very moment I read "pota...", my fingers touched the first potato chip I was reaching for in the freshly opened bag. No joke.
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Re: Michael Jackson dead?
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:17 pm
SultanOfSurreal wrote:aside: how much is mark sanford thanking god right now
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:19 pm
I just won 25 bucks in the office dead pool.....
......R.I.P. mj
......R.I.P. mj
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:34 pm
L M S wrote:I just won 25 bucks in the office dead pool.....
......R.I.P. mj
you're lying.
dead pools don't pay out until the end of the year. would have been a great pick though.
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:38 pm
pimpdave wrote:L M S wrote:I just won 25 bucks in the office dead pool.....
......R.I.P. mj
you're lying.
dead pools don't pay out until the end of the year. would have been a great pick though.
yes they do. many pick who the NEXT celebrity to die will be. that does not require waiting until the end of the year. so, anytime you want to apologize for calling L M S a liar, i'm sure he'll appreciate it...-0
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:43 pm
My wife has a thing for keeping old t-shirts around for a long time. Case in point, one Michael Jackson 1984 Victory Tour t-shirt that she sold on E-Bay 2 months ago to someone in Japan for $35.00. I wonder how much it's worth now. 
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:04 pm
Holy shit I thought this was a joke but it's on bbc news. Man it's strange, somehow I never thought he would die.
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:05 pm
R.I.P. king of pop and r&b
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:18 pm
karel wrote:=D> at last.......hope he enjoys hell
My sentiments exactly karel.
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:20 pm
karel wrote:=D> at last.......hope he enjoys hell
You must be one of the allegedly touched children, otherwise what could he have possibly done to you? MJ was a fantastic musician whose music touched the world in ways you can't imagine, he was never found guilty of being a molester and you cannot demonize a man for a simple accusation(though the case isn't always trailed until the correct decision is achieved, this may be the case). Those who only believe what they see on television and hear from others are simply put, retarded, no other word can describe this sort of ignorance. People like that are sickening and themselves will surely be damned to hell by their own god. For any and all who feel that because he was accused he is guilty I highly recommend reading "The Crucible" or watching the movie, the book is suggested. I would like to see how you fair in court if a young boy you may or may not know accused you of molesting him. You sir/ma'am, better have a damn good reason for such an insolent statement.
I for one, greatly enjoyed his music. And am proud to admit I greatly admire the man for continuing his music career throughout disease of sickness and that of humans.
Sincerely,
Strife.
Requiscat In Pace.
Michael Joseph Jackson
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
"Judge not lest ye be judged."
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:22 pm
Strife wrote:karel wrote:=D> at last.......hope he enjoys hell
You must be one of the allegedly touched children, otherwise what could he have possibly done to you? MJ was a fantastic musician whose music touched the world in ways you can't imagine, he was never found guilty of being a molester and you cannot demonize a man for a simple accusation(though the case isn't always trailed until the correct decision is achieved, this may be the case). Those who only believe what they see on television and hear from others are simply put, retarded, no other word can describe this sort of ignorance. People like that are sickening and themselves will surely be damned to hell by their own god. For any and all who feel that because he was accused he is guilty I highly recommend reading "The Crucible" or watching the movie, the book is suggested. I would like to see how you fair in court if a young boy you may or may not know accused you of molesting him. You sir/ma'am, better have a damn good reason for such an insolent statement.
I for one, greatly enjoyed his music. And am proud to admit I greatly admire the man for continuing his music career throughout disease of sickness and that of humans.
Sincerely,
Strife.
Requiscat In Pace.
Michael Joseph Jackson
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
"Judge not lest ye be judged."
QFT. Although it is the internet so I am not surprised at people's reaction.
Re: Michael Jackson dead
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:25 pm
pmchugh wrote:Strife wrote:karel wrote:=D> at last.......hope he enjoys hell
You must be one of the allegedly touched children, otherwise what could he have possibly done to you? MJ was a fantastic musician whose music touched the world in ways you can't imagine, he was never found guilty of being a molester and you cannot demonize a man for a simple accusation(though the case isn't always trailed until the correct decision is achieved, this may be the case). Those who only believe what they see on television and hear from others are simply put, retarded, no other word can describe this sort of ignorance. People like that are sickening and themselves will surely be damned to hell by their own god. For any and all who feel that because he was accused he is guilty I highly recommend reading "The Crucible" or watching the movie, the book is suggested. I would like to see how you fair in court if a young boy you may or may not know accused you of molesting him. You sir/ma'am, better have a damn good reason for such an insolent statement.
I for one, greatly enjoyed his music. And am proud to admit I greatly admire the man for continuing his music career throughout disease of sickness and that of humans.
Sincerely,
Strife.
Requiscat In Pace.
Michael Joseph Jackson
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
"Judge not lest ye be judged."
QFT. Although it is the internet so I am not surprised at people's reaction.
Thank you... For f*ck sakes the man died, if you don't like his music that's fine, don't listen. But to be so goddamn disrespectful is sickening. In the words of MJ, "Just beat it."