Conquer Club

greenoaks wrote:

Sponge Bob Stare Pants

I'd do her.

Gillipig wrote:I'd do her.

pull the other one, she's not obese

Gillipig wrote:

I know that face...

Funkyterrance wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

I know that face...

Lisa Ann if I remember correctly. I am good with names :(.

Dako wrote:Lisa Ann if I remember correctly. I am good with names .

No, it's Cesar Romero.

Dako wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

I know that face...

Lisa Ann if I remember correctly. I am good with names .

It's indeed Lisa Ann. I used to have a huge MILF crush on this pornstar, and to this day I would not think of declining sex if she came knocking on my door.
I'm generally not into women over 40 but this woman is an exception. The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.

Gillipig wrote: The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.

She's overrated

Ace Rimmer wrote:

Gillipig wrote: The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.

She's overrated

It's not her looks that attracts me to her, it's the look I imagine serbia has on his face while I do her that makes me want her so badly .

Gillipig wrote:

Ace Rimmer wrote:

Gillipig wrote: The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.

She's overrated

It's not her looks that attracts me to her, it's the look I imagine serbia has on his face while I do her that makes me want her so badly .

Serbia wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Ace Rimmer wrote:

Gillipig wrote: The only other exception I can think of is Serbia's mom.

She's overrated

It's not her looks that attracts me to her, it's the look I imagine serbia has on his face while I do her that makes me want her so badly .

Looks like he's horny.

This is when he doesn't give a f*ck

Lold at the last one.

greenoaks wrote:

Ready... Aim... FART!

Gillipig wrote:
This is when he doesn't give a f*ck

Looks more like orgasmic to me, which explains the reactions of the ladies behind him.

Gillipig wrote: It's indeed Lisa Ann. I used to have a huge MILF crush on this pornstar, and to this day I would not think of declining sex if she came knocking on my door.
I'm generally not into women over 40 but this woman is an exception.

I'm haunted by that photo from the last page. She was allways female, correct? I know I could get past her appearance and have a really long story about my first adult girl friend that was quite manly but put in the time for some reason to get me to spend a short time with her. Boy did that explode. But I digress.

Lisa Ann might have taken some testosterone or something.

2dimes wrote:

Gillipig wrote: It's indeed Lisa Ann. I used to have a huge MILF crush on this pornstar, and to this day I would not think of declining sex if she came knocking on my door.
I'm generally not into women over 40 but this woman is an exception.

I'm haunted by that photo from the last page. She was allways female, correct? I know I could get past her appearance and have a really long story about my first adult girl friend that was quite manly but put in the time for some reason to get me to spend a short time with her. Boy did that explode. But I digress.

Lisa Ann might have taken some testosterone or something.

Dude, it's a masturbation thread.

Symmetry wrote:
Dude, it's a masturbation thread.

So symmetry, what are you doing in here?

Symmetry wrote:
Dude, it's a masturbation thread.

Well sir. I'm doing it wrong. Try to ignore my posts and carry on. Or if you're using my posts, I hope this is a good one for you.

2dimes wrote: Well sir. I'm doing it wrong. Try to ignore my posts and carry on. Or if you're using my posts, I hope this is a good one for you.

Oooooh baby...
*fwap fwap fwap fwap*

It has been far too long since I last dug into the archives. I don't think I've posted this one yet.

Gloria Swanson




--Andy