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2dimes wrote:Anyone know how far you need to go to catch spamalot?

Oh man, I know you have no idea since they took out so many pages. I'm just amusing myself.

I believe that number is in the negatives now.

strike wolf wrote:

2dimes wrote:Anyone know how far you need to go to catch [holy water}?

Oh man, I know you have no idea since they took out so many pages. I'm just amusing myself.

I believe that number is in the negatives now.

we still got over 300 pages on them and how dare u use the forbidden word

*splashes holy water on you

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

2dimes wrote:Anyone know how far you need to go to catch [holy water}?

Oh man, I know you have no idea since they took out so many pages. I'm just amusing myself.

I believe that number is in the negatives now.

we still got over 300 pages on them and how dare u use the forbidden word

*splashes holy water on you

I believe me and auto decided that the thread that used to must not be named was no longer forbidden once we surpassed it as the whole thing seemed to lose meaning also the initiation might be complete but I hadn't quite given you permission to use holy water yet...jonesy you've earned that right target was going to give it to you but now less convinced

Also did I mention today is no punctuation day question. Iam sure you are wondering why but its just for shits and giggles exclamation

no you didnapostrophet period

It's time for Strike's book of the week.

This week's book is...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

READ IT exclamation

The Wolf has Spoken.

It's time for the classic Longest thread thread argument of the week.

In the red corner weighing in at 500 grammar corrections per sentence...The...grim...SLEEPER!

and for the champion, in the blue corner weighing in at weights unknown, the thread proclaimed hottest girl in Arkansas...the one, the only...Are....you...in...CAHOOOTS!

thegrimsleeper wrote:Oh wait, I forgot about Mello Yello.

Mello Yello = t3h 1337 pwnz0r

areyouincahoots wrote:

thegrimsleeper wrote:Oh wait, I forgot about Mello Yello.

Mello Yello = t3h 1337 pwnz0r

Mello Yello=

thegrimsleeper wrote:WTF?!?!

...Ooooh, right.... you're from Arkansas.

areyouincahoots wrote:GREAT why don't we go there...oh, burn! wow...how shall I ever recover from such a stinging comment? that is a new insult that I have definitely never heard before...so original...

thegrimsleeper wrote:Hey, don't be like that!

I live in Seattle. We're better than you Southerners. End of story. Period. Tampon.

areyouincahoots wrote:Oh, the Seahawks...that is something to be proud of *raises eyebrows mockingly*...

the South is the best place in America...no question. Southern cooking...and cajun cooking...and southern belles...and the accent...etc.

I don't know why everyone downs on Arkansas as it is the only state where diamonds can be mined in the US...

thegrimsleeper wrote:At least we have a football team.

areyouincahoots wrote:

thegrimsleeper wrote:At least we have a football team.

If mine was the Seahawks, I'd deny their existence !

areyouincahoots wrote:

amandahugandkiss wrote:Although I was born in the south (NC), My alliegence lies with the north (where I have spent most of my life)

oh, to be a fool...

thegrimsleeper wrote:You mean like the fools you guys have down there that are still flying the damn Confederate Flag??

areyouincahoots wrote:

thegrimsleeper wrote:You mean like the fools you guys have down there that are still flying the damn Confederate Flag??

No, I mean like those fools you have up there you still operate under the dilerium that the north is superior to the south...but i'll admit...those guys with the Confederate Flag aren't exactly the brightest...at least they don't pretend to be intelligent...they're ignorant and they know it...and some are even proud. Besides, there aren't THAT many of those guys running around down here...

For the full argument visit pages 5 and 6 of the Longest thread thread.

also I know I said it was no punctuation week and that still stands but those posts are too sacred to try to alter anything thatapostrophes set within the post thus the ocasional period and everything like that where theyapostropheve always been and shalt not be moved exclamation

now carry on with the nondashpunctualizationism exclamation unless you are all too chicken comma are you question exclamation question

I will use them if I damn well wish too exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point

muy_thaiguy wrote:I will use them if I damn well wish too exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point

No you wonapostrophet eclamation exclamation exclamation

if you need more motivation as you seem to be completely unmotivated exclamation than consider a challenge AC/DC parentheses note I'm not breaking the rule just paying respect to the band parentheses close man from the real Cowboy State exclamation period

It's time to recognize the thread poster of whenever I feel like it and I feel like today.

This week's thread poster is...

Muy_thaiguy

For making a return, possibly temporary to this thread.

By the way, where were you muy?

The Wolf has Spoken.

strike wolf wrote:

2dimes wrote:Anyone know how far you need to go to catch spamalot?

Oh man, I know you have no idea since they took out so many pages. I'm just amusing myself.

I believe that number is in the negatives now.

Funny that. I guess if you read enough targetman posts you'll start believing them also.

2dimes wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

2dimes wrote:Anyone know how far you need to go to catch spamalot?

Oh man, I know you have no idea since they took out so many pages. I'm just amusing myself.

I believe that number is in the negatives now.

Funny that. I guess if you read enough targetman posts you'll start believing them also.

Are you saying that because some of the posts are by targetman than those posts with targetman do not count and therefore once you subtract those posts this thread is shorter than Spamalot question Thatapostrophes is absurd exclamation We might as well discount all your posts while we are at it exclamation No comma letapostrophes go farther than that letapostrophe say that all mine donapostrophet count and that all of jonesyapostrophes donapostrophet count and keep going till no oneapostrophes posts count and this thread count and it is at zero exclamation But than the same would have to apply to spamalot and to all the other threads in this forum until all these threads are zero pages long exclamation exclamation exclamation

end crazed rant

I am glad Lab does not start till next week I would have missed it this morning So it is going to be a boring uneventful day until chemistry at 5

**Munches on a water-logged-banana**


--Andy

*diddles thumbs* walks in looks around. walks out.

Targets mom had me water logged last night

Think for a moment you will get it

you know talking without proper punctualization is hard I keep putting in periods and apostrophes and than having to go back and remove them how do you do it target question

good sir, what do you mean? I assure you I use proper English.

Too good for today we are not supposed to be punctuating anything

**Nibbles on a non-punctuated banana**


--Andy

strike wolf wrote:It's time to recognize the thread poster of whenever I feel like it and I feel like today.

This week's thread poster is...

Muy_thaiguy

For making a return, possibly temporary to this thread.

By the way, where were you muy?

The Wolf has Spoken.

Busy summer, along with a crummy 21st birthday where I should have beaten the crap out of a 16 year old cousin of mine which would have livened it up a bit (and it would not be uncalled for either).

AndyDufresne wrote:**Nibbles on a non-punctuated banana**


--Andy

that's the spirit andy exclamation

muy_thaiguy wrote:

strike wolf wrote:It's time to recognize the thread poster of whenever I feel like it and I feel like today.

This week's thread poster is...

Muy_thaiguy

For making a return, possibly temporary to this thread.

By the way, where were you muy?

The Wolf has Spoken.

Busy summer, along with a crummy 21st birthday where I should have beaten the crap out of a 16 year old cousin of mine which would have livened it up a bit (and it would not be uncalled for either).

Should have done what I did Go out around 11 dash 1130 the night before your birthday head to a bar and right at midnight go inside and order something to drink Not a beer that is too simple Something like a jack and coke parentheses if not fancier parentheses close or if you already like scotch maybe a 12 year Macallan neat with a water back