Conquer Club

Hmm, so are you hoping the gay community holds a festival to celibrate your courageous victory, with an award ceremony to present medals for meritorious actions in the face of an internet homophobe?

Just in your town or would they travel around, or have many in different key places at the same time with a sattlite feed to unite them all?

Give me your address I'll see if I can get a couple of real live homosexuals to drop you a note of thanks.

hmm its not directly aimed at you but if you agree with the notion homosexuality is worse than slavery then I guess it would imply you.

Actually I was hoping they'd get millions of chisels made from the bones of cockroaches and chisel the globe into a massive statue of my penis before gyrating up and down it singing old Abba hits. If all went to plan then they could strap rocket thrusters to the tip of it so the whole heathen effigy could be launched through the cosmos to spread hope and free-speech to all corners of the galaxy.

Wheeee! What fun we can have together with hyperbole eh 2dimes? Isn't this just fucking swell? Let's spend the night making sweet internet romance by trading equally ridiculous made-up stories about one another, including but not limited to jibes about one anothers sexuality. It'll cover so much intellectual ground we'll end up on Jupiter.

Alternatively we could just recognise that this thread was spawned from bigotry, and ended in the same. Then we could grow up and realise that shouting "no you're the homo" at one another might not be the most productive way to spend our afternoons; and is probably the sort of crap we should have left in the pre-school playground.

We'd certainly save ourselves a fuckton of time eh?

See you around... homo.

So by bones, you mean the shell?

2dimes wrote:So by bones, you mean the shell?

Yes, well done, you picked up on the deliberately non-sensical concept of cockroach bones. It was intentionally put in there to make the patently ridiculous hyperbolic passage that I typed as absurd as possible. I'm so glad the nuances weren't lost on you; why I'd be heartbroken if they had been.

Go get yourself a biscuit to reward yourself. I think you've thoroughly deserved it.

nagerous wrote:your fucked up in the head for saying someone is gay because they do not think that homosexuality is worse than slavery. Piss off back to your Ku Klux Klan white supremacist meetings.

If this was directed at me (as incoherent as that post was) let me enlighten you.

You will not find any hoods in my closet...racism makes me sick(in any form).

I and others see homosexuality as SIN. There are many who do not hold this belief. This small detail will not pull me over to the "acceptance of homosexuality" group. So, spew all the names your brain can muster. It will have no effect on God's laws. You are not at odds with me and my beliefs, you are at odds with God.

I sense I'm distracting everyone, from their serious task of converting a possible monkey account of some 'stache to a fan of western movies.

See you around.

jay_a2j wrote:

nagerous wrote:your fucked up in the head for saying someone is gay because they do not think that homosexuality is worse than slavery. Piss off back to your Ku Klux Klan white supremacist meetings.

If this was directed at me (as incoherent as that post was) let me enlighten you.

You will not find any hoods in my closet...racism makes me sick(in any form).

I and others see homosexuality as SIN. There are many who do not hold this belief. This small detail will not pull me over to the "acceptance of homosexuality" group. So, spew all the names your brain can muster. It will have no effect on God's laws. You are not at odds with me and my beliefs, you are at odds with God.

so...

racism=bad

homophobicness=good

you lead a confusing and sad life, jay, and i pity you...

mr. incrediball wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

nagerous wrote:your fucked up in the head for saying someone is gay because they do not think that homosexuality is worse than slavery. Piss off back to your Ku Klux Klan white supremacist meetings.

If this was directed at me (as incoherent as that post was) let me enlighten you.

You will not find any hoods in my closet...racism makes me sick(in any form).

I and others see homosexuality as SIN. There are many who do not hold this belief. This small detail will not pull me over to the "acceptance of homosexuality" group. So, spew all the names your brain can muster. It will have no effect on God's laws. You are not at odds with me and my beliefs, you are at odds with God.

so...

racism=bad

sin=bad

you lead a confusing and sad life, jay, and i pity you...

corrected it for ya

jay_a2j wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

nagerous wrote:your fucked up in the head for saying someone is gay because they do not think that homosexuality is worse than slavery. Piss off back to your Ku Klux Klan white supremacist meetings.

If this was directed at me (as incoherent as that post was) let me enlighten you.

You will not find any hoods in my closet...racism makes me sick(in any form).

I and others see homosexuality as SIN. There are many who do not hold this belief. This small detail will not pull me over to the "acceptance of homosexuality" group. So, spew all the names your brain can muster. It will have no effect on God's laws. You are not at odds with me and my beliefs, you are at odds with God.

so...

racism=bad

sin=bad

you lead a confusing and sad life, jay, and i pity you...

corrected it for ya

um... i think disliking homosexuals is more of a sin than being one

i'd like to see what happened if one of your close friends or a family member came out as gay.

mr. incrediball wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

nagerous wrote:your fucked up in the head for saying someone is gay because they do not think that homosexuality is worse than slavery. Piss off back to your Ku Klux Klan white supremacist meetings.

If this was directed at me (as incoherent as that post was) let me enlighten you.

You will not find any hoods in my closet...racism makes me sick(in any form).

I and others see homosexuality as SIN. There are many who do not hold this belief. This small detail will not pull me over to the "acceptance of homosexuality" group. So, spew all the names your brain can muster. It will have no effect on God's laws. You are not at odds with me and my beliefs, you are at odds with God.

so...

racism=bad

sin=bad

you lead a confusing and sad life, jay, and i pity you...

corrected it for ya

um... i think disliking homosexuals is more of a sin than being one

i'd like to see what happened if one of your close friends or a family member came out as gay.

hating homosexuals is a sin. (which I don't)

I have a friend who is gay.... come by sometime and we can all go fishing

jay_a2j wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

nagerous wrote:your fucked up in the head for saying someone is gay because they do not think that homosexuality is worse than slavery. Piss off back to your Ku Klux Klan white supremacist meetings.

If this was directed at me (as incoherent as that post was) let me enlighten you.

You will not find any hoods in my closet...racism makes me sick(in any form).

I and others see homosexuality as SIN. There are many who do not hold this belief. This small detail will not pull me over to the "acceptance of homosexuality" group. So, spew all the names your brain can muster. It will have no effect on God's laws. You are not at odds with me and my beliefs, you are at odds with God.

so...

racism=bad

sin=bad

you lead a confusing and sad life, jay, and i pity you...

corrected it for ya

um... i think disliking homosexuals is more of a sin than being one

i'd like to see what happened if one of your close friends or a family member came out as gay.

hating homosexuals is a sin. (which I don't)

I have a friend who is gay.... come by sometime and we can all go fishing

do you constantly preach to your friend about his "sin"?

It's just not fair, I was trying to leave the thread but I have to ask.

Is fishing a euphemism?

2dimes wrote:It's just not fair, I was trying to leave the thread but I have to ask.

Is fishing a euphemism?

from jay, the homophobic jesus freak?

unlikely

2dimes wrote:It's just not fair, I was trying to leave the thread but I have to ask.

Is fishing a euphemism?

no, not a euphemism (what did you have in mind to replace fishing?)



And my friend knows how I feel about the subject.

2dimes wrote:It's just not fair, I was trying to leave the thread but I have to ask.

Is fishing a euphemism?

thanks dimes

Um "my bad"?

I'll try harder to leave this one now.

2dimes wrote:I don't understand how you people pretend to have a low opinion of this imaginary internet guy Jay.

Yet you all seem to be getting pretty emotional that he doesn't approve of you being homosexuals.

It's can't be healthy to base your existance on things he's telling you.

Just turn off the computer go find some nice guys to have sex with and forget all about Jay.

If I weren't male I'd say I want your babies.

MeDeFe wrote:

2dimes wrote:I don't understand how you people pretend to have a low opinion of this imaginary internet guy Jay.

Yet you all seem to be getting pretty emotional that he doesn't approve of you being homosexuals.

It's can't be healthy to base your existance on things he's telling you.

Just turn off the computer go find some nice guys to have sex with and forget all about Jay.

If I weren't male I'd say I want your babies.

Jay thinks you are sinning so hard right now...

Dancing Mustard wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

2dimes wrote:I don't understand how you people pretend to have a low opinion of this imaginary internet guy Jay.

Yet you all seem to be getting pretty emotional that he doesn't approve of you being homosexuals.

It's can't be healthy to base your existance on things he's telling you.

Just turn off the computer go find some nice guys to have sex with and forget all about Jay.

If I weren't male I'd say I want your babies.

Jay thinks you are sinning so hard right now...

Why am I so turned on by that?

heavycola wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

2dimes wrote:I don't understand how you people pretend to have a low opinion of this imaginary internet guy Jay.

Yet you all seem to be getting pretty emotional that he doesn't approve of you being homosexuals.

It's can't be healthy to base your existance on things he's telling you.

Just turn off the computer go find some nice guys to have sex with and forget all about Jay.

If I weren't male I'd say I want your babies.

Jay thinks you are sinning so hard right now...

Why am I so turned on by that?

Because forbidden fruit is just so good to eat.

Especially when that forbidden fruit is man-ass


Or not...

Ok, back to the original topic so I can have my two cents worth...

Religion is taught in private schools where I'm from.

And yes, the teacher made a stupidly erroneous decision to show that movie to 12 year olds, but was it worth a civil suit?! Definitely not. Some American's (and I'm disgusted to say it's starting to happen in Australia too! ) are too interested in making a quick buck and suing everyone for everything they can possibly imagine. Take accountability for your own life and MOVE ON!

Ok, as for the homophobic gay jay, what ever happened to preaching about acceptance of all God's children?

Homosexuals live a live a life alternate to yours so you hate on them and froth at the mouth about how it's sin. You're living an alternative lifestyle to mine (by choosing to believe in a higher power), but you don't see me flaming you and spewing uneducated crap about how you only believe in a higher power because you want your life to have had meaning.

We live, we die, we rot in the soil so that the circle of life may continue.

jay_a2j wrote:

Neutrino wrote:
But why are you against homosexuality? 'God said so' is really not a valid argument. God says many things and these can be interpreted in many ways. As I said before, god was for (or not strictly against) slavery, but for the last 200 or so years, every major religion has been putting as much distance between itself and the very idea that it supported slavery as is possible.

In a few dozen years, the vast majority of Christians will probably be largely indifferent to homosexuality, so why do you insist on being against it?

For the same reason I'm against rape, pedophilia, incest, murder and so on. It's a sin. Slavery, as far as I know, is not a sin. In the OT men used to sell themselves into slavery to repay their debt.

In a few dozen years the vast majority of "true" Christians will not be indifferent to homosexuality. As stated a number of times before, putting a "bean" label on a can of corn does not change what is inside the can.

In case you havent noticed, all your examples involve someone forcing something on someone else. Homosexuality is not like that. It is fully consensual (and if it isnt, it is clacified as rape).

Why dont you get this? Its voluntary.
Your examples are not and are therefore crimes.

Please, please, explain to us mere mortals exactly how slavery is not a sin. How was it not a sin to stick all those African tribsemen on ships and send them to America? If working for your whole life to feed your master in the worst possible living conditions, having no freedom and no chance of escape and being treated as the lowest of the low is not a sin, I would like to know what is.

Excuse the expletive, but you need to get your fucking definition of what is sin and what isnt straight.

I dont really get the next part of your argument. It dosent make much sense (or maybe its just me).
You seem to be saying that homosexuality will still be a sin, even though the majority of Christians accept it not to be.
Do you consider men equal to women? (I damn hope you do) Because by your logic you should consider them inferior, since early Christians did so.

debra79 wrote:Ok, as for the homophobic gay jay, what ever happened to preaching about acceptance of all God's children?

"Love the sinner (in a platonic, 'peace and good will towards all mankind' sort of way), but hate the sin". Any church worth being in existance will send the same message. And those that don't, can hardly claim to be christians. Hatred of your fellows is as un-Godly as any other sin, no matter what they did wrong.

However, it seems only Jay is being labeled a homophobe. Isn't being called such just as hateful as the supposed hate he has for homosexuals? How dare any of the stone-throwers here call him hateful when you're going most of the hating. So he thinks it is a sin. If you trully believe the there is no God, then why do you care what he thinks? Honestly, why? It shouldn't matter to you so much.