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Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:31 am
by Bernie Sanders
2dimes wrote:Does anyone know how much effort I put into thinking?

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:54 am
by 2dimes
It's clear you put in very little.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:29 am
by mrswdk
Just the tip?

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:49 am
by 2dimes
If that.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:04 pm
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:Just the tip?
If I used my entire length, he may cry. I hate seeing grown men cry.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:49 pm
by nietzsche
riskllama wrote:just finished arthur - was ok.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:44 am
by notyou2
nietzsche wrote:
riskllama wrote:just finished arthur - was ok.

Its a long way to Zeke

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:22 am
by saxitoxin
DoomYoshi wrote:We both plow on our days off.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:28 pm
by Thorthoth
a grass mud horse never tells, fake bern... ;)

Psst: secret hint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... Kx1aenJK08

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:54 pm
by DoomYoshi
A footnote in a textbook:
Of course, in real life, there are nouns whose relationship with
“yellow” is not so clear-cut, but since our goal is to make this look like
mathematics, let us pretend that every object in the world is either
definitively yellow or definitively not yellow.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:21 pm
by mrswdk
Yet again:
nietzsche, to mrswdk wrote:do me do me

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:49 pm
by jonesthecurl
HitRed says

Would a three legged cat work?

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:10 pm
by notyou2
The ram wrote:I love how I make money Bern. I make it by sucking cock that's fine by me.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:49 pm
by DoomYoshi
mrswdk wrote:you should put your kid in a cell and waterboard it every day to toughen it up
This one is great because mrs is banned and can't defend herself.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:16 am
by nietzsche
Image

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:23 am
by DoomYoshi
Adult friendships seem to me hopelessly diluted and weak. They’re forged in such mild circumstances. You like the same books. Your husbands are friends. You meet at work. Compare that to: ‘We were 15 and we sat in a graveyard and ate magic mushrooms and talked about the meaning of existence until the sun came up over Tescos.’ You can’t compare them.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:23 am
by 2dimes
Symmetry wrote: melts in your mouth like butter. Beef flavoured butter....

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:34 am
by 2dimes
Dukasaur wrote: Alternatively, you can just nail her in the ass .., and then put on your most charming smile and say, "Haha, just kidding!"

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 6:42 pm
by Quirk
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:woosh

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:55 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
nice

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:38 pm
by Dukasaur
betiko wrote:I actually prefer the combo 2 lesbo mums

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:33 pm
by saxitoxin
DoomYoshi wrote:No gentleman should enter the ladies

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:03 am
by mrswdk
saxitoxin wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:No gentleman should enter the ladies
Image

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:14 am
by 2dimes
warmonger1981 wrote:Let's talk about a three-way.

Re: No context quotes

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:03 pm
by jonesthecurl
Bern said
Sorry about the name calling, you fukn idiot.