Conquer Club

7. Rumor spreads that muy_thaiguy survived but the people find out that it was the sheep carcass that smelled that badly.

The longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW------------- newsletter---------issue 1------4/5/2011ad.
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-OUR FOUNDERS- Comic- MORE COMING!!! (read letter from the editor for more information!) –Targetman377 history fact of the week!!!!!)

WELCOME ALL
Letter for the editor Targetman377
Hi, all its me your friendly editor you got ideas or stories send them in where always happy to give our readers what they want!!!. I will be adding more sections I.E. the more time I get and the more suggestion I get!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

FONDERS!!!!!!!!
Our humble founder Amandahugandkiss was a great founder he was very wise and told us of many stories on how to become a great thread!!!!!

amandahugandkiss wrote:you would think that max would already be in this thread!
(It might be a good thing that he isn't)

he warned us of an evil man. Whose legends say was evil and lived in far off threads and wielded great destructive powers that we only could only fear as we had no Protection other than form our founder.
After our society came down with a great and terrible sickness that we could not stop coughing after what seemed like many ages of the great sickness we were lead to think. This thinking came up with a blessing in discusses as it would lead to another great and wise stamen from our founder.

amandahugandkiss wrote:oh boy,

um no gratuitous posts should not be allowed (i don't think)

amandahugandkiss wrote:i don't think we should have gratuitous posts because max will come in and just leave posts taht are meaningless

Again he told us of an evil man evil man.

Then out of know where our glories leader exclaimed something shocking to all of us.

amandahugandkiss wrote:okay, i guess max is aloud in, but lets let him stumble upon this thread, try not to advertise it

Our leader opened our hearts to forgiveness and showed us the light of compassion!!

areyouincahoots wrote:3 pages...not bad, not bad...it's getting there. go team, go!

he taught us to never give up and never surrender he pushed us hard but we showed her

areyouincahoots wrote:3 pages...not bad, not bad...it's getting there. go team, go!

Then some strange ne language showed up and we did not know what it said or meant. We were scarred us. We had no clue what they where saying until or leader showed us the way.

amandahugandkiss wrote:Ummm...

I don't mind if you post in norweigen(?) but do you think you could supply a translation (or give me the URL that translates norweigan)?

-thanks

Legend also tells of a us of a tale of a little monkey that tried to make the difference. He at this time was well mannered and did not give out his banana’s so readily but that is on a different note. He showed us that we could move this thread by creating stories (hey which we still do) that are based off other posts(now in this thread there are many) now this is why we need a newsletter) .

AndyDufresne wrote:Perhaps for this thread to continue, and maybe progress at a quicker race we need some more substance. Proposition: A quick continuing story where you must base whatever you are adding to it from the previous responder. Be as whacky and crazy or as calm and serious as you wish. I'll start it off with a CC theme. (Yes, little inspiration did come from Family Guy, but that doesn't mean it has to go that route, it's just a good base point. )[Feel free to not to contribute and keep adding whatever you wish to the thread, but for those who do continue the "story" make it clear that whatever you are contributing is by using [large bold brackets].]

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[They had just finished making love and the man knew that something had went horribly wrong. No, not that. Something on a small scale--a very small scale. He looked at her and saw a faint twinkling glimmer in her eye. He could not quite fathom what he had unleashed (no pun intended) on the world. But one thing was certain, and that was world domination would ensue shortly after 9 months...]

As new and new topics where introduced we grew and grew into what we are today from our humbler founder who in the beginning said these words.

amandahugandkiss wrote:Lets try to make this the longest thread in the site, then the world

(ooh, this world domination thing has gotten to me!)

We have come a long way form there and now many people come together over the years to create this thread as one of the greatest in the world. And will continue to grow!


COMIC!!!!



TARGET HISTORY FACT OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!
On this day in history 4/6
1776 – American Revolutionary War: Ships of the Continental Navy unsuccessfully attempted to capture the HMS Glasgow near Block Island.
1793 – French Revolution: The Committee of Public Safety was established, and would become the de facto executive government during the forthcoming Reign of Terror.

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Sorry but I immediately dismiss the newsletter target because of a lack of me

that's not my fault!!!! hey its the first one thought i would go back a few years show all the people how we begin is there a problem with that?

I second the dismissal on the grounds of having no quotes from me.

WHAT!!! COME ON!!! one person had to have found the story fun to read right?

targetman377 wrote:WHAT!!! COME ON!!! one person had to have found the story fun to read right?

I read the random comic strip, but got bored with that.

Issue #8 AOG realizes his insignificance.

BPotW

Target your newsletter refers to amandahugandkiss as a female several times. I would just like to clarify for those that don't know the thread history - amandahugandkiss is a guy. His name comes from a Simpsons quote. He hasn't visited the thread since May 11, 2006.

Quirk wrote:Target your newsletter refers to amandahugandkiss as a female several times. I would just like to clarify for those that don't know the thread history - amandahugandkiss is a guy. His name comes from a Simpsons quote. He hasn't visited the thread since May 11, 2006.

well thank you for that wonderful comment to the editor i will fix that immediately!

wow! as a first edition, it looks great! I wondered where this whole thing started...
why would a guy choose amandahugandkiss as his username?
and where did he go?
stick around for the answers shall appear in edition #2.
in what issues will I appear in?

he called himself amandahugandkiss for a name he got from the Simpsons and he's no longer around because he was a multi.

You're a multi

Army of GOD wrote:You're a multi

*sarcasm* How did you know! *end sarcasm*

As usual all questions can be answered with a Moe quote.

Moe: (answers the phone) Yeah, just a sec; I'll check. (calls) Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

Quirk wrote:As usual all questions can be answered with a Moe quote.

Moe: (answers the phone) Yeah, just a sec; I'll check. (calls) Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

You'd think Moe would have gotten caller ID by now.

and who is Moe?

Quirk's friend that lives in Ireland

shieldgenerator7 wrote:and who is Moe?

Moe. troll character in a video game version of a popular animated tv show. Pay him to earn beer.

targetman377 wrote:WHAT!!! COME ON!!! one person had to have found the story fun to read right?

I thought the newsletter was great. It saved me the time to work on reading the thread.

so, we have to start posting 10x as much. The longest thread ever was held by: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatter ... 5_1013116/. However, with Diamond and Pearl being 4 years old now, it presumably will start to slow down so we can overtake it.

DoomYoshi wrote:

targetman377 wrote:WHAT!!! COME ON!!! one person had to have found the story fun to read right?

I thought the newsletter was great. It saved me the time to work on reading the thread.

at a least one person read it

Meybe if we go through and clean up some of the grammar and add a bit of modern content, we can give it it's own thread. Just sort of a rundown on recently trending topics in the TFTSNBN... like the derailing of a thread or train with a penny, and the word ancient. I realize the turnover rate here is extremely high, but as long as we get most of it that would be good.

Or we could just enjoy the newsletter as it is and quit while we are ahead.

DoomYoshi wrote:Meybe if we go through and clean up some of the grammar and add a bit of modern content, we can give it it's own thread. Just sort of a rundown on recently trending topics in the TFTSNBN... like the derailing of a thread or train with a penny, and the word ancient. I realize the turnover rate here is extremely high, but as long as we get most of it that would be good.

Or we could just enjoy the newsletter as it is and quit while we are ahead.

the grammar is my signature!!! I will never give it up