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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:39 pm
by muy_thaiguy
"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm huntin' houses!"
-jonesthecurl, 2016
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:18 pm
by Dukasaur
jonesthecurl wrote:I'm off househunting for a couple of days
What do you use for that, incendiary rounds?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:02 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Dukasaur wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:I'm off househunting for a couple of days
What do you use for that, incendiary rounds?
Armor piercing.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:58 am
by jonesthecurl
Dukasaur wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:I'm off househunting for a couple of days
What do you use for that, incendiary rounds?
with some of the realtors I wold have been tempted.
But I think we've found the new place, in Benicia CA. Now we gotta get things ready, at the same time as mrs thecurl is preparing for at least six months in Ghana. I'm gonna join her for a month or so once the move is accomplished.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:47 pm
by Quirk
BPotW
meow.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:49 pm
by 2dimes
Endorsed!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:58 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
She can handle my banana.
-TG
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:23 pm
by muy_thaiguy
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:She can handle my banana.
-TG
Since when did you have a banana?
Unless 2dimes has lied to me.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:40 pm
by Quirk
BPotW
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:59 pm
by DoomYoshi
Jack Daniels is now the no. 1 whiskey in the UK. Take that, Scotch!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:02 pm
by Dukasaur
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:21 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:10 pm
by muy_thaiguy
It shall soon be an Olympic Sport!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2016 1:19 pm
by jonesthecurl
The curlson is 20 toda is 1 today.
and the curlycute is 1 year old today.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2016 10:26 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Daw! So cute!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 3:31 pm
by AndyDufresne
**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**. Mmm. Monday.
--Andy
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:21 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Gah! Monday.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:21 pm
by Quirk
BPotW
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 4:34 pm
by Quirks Wife
The little Curl is adorable!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:13 am
by AndyDufresne
Happy August.
**Munches on a banana**
--Andy
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:00 am
by BoganGod
DoomYoshi wrote:I'm writing a book. It's called New York Jews, and other WASPs. You are all characters in it.
How can this travesty be? I don't live in New York.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:33 am
by concrete
3 men take a road trip together. On the 1st night they stop at a hotel. When they reached the front desk, the manager says a room will be $30 for one night. Each man gives $10 apiece equaling $30. Up to the room they go. 5 minutes later the manager was thinking........ "that room was only $25 I overcharged them by $5." The manager summoned the Bellboy and said "take these five dollars up to the 3 men I just rented that room to. On the way up there the bellboy thought to himself "how do I divide these $5 between 3 men." So being the smart bell boy that he was, he put two of the dollars in his pocket. When he got up to the room he knocked on the door. When one of the men opened the door, the bellboy explained that the manager over charged you for the room. Here's $3 back. Each man got $1 back....... now they have each paid $9 per man for the room. 3 Men x $9 per man equals $27. The Bellboy has $2 in his pocket. 27 plus 2 equals 29..... where is the other dollar?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:56 am
by DoomYoshi
in between two pillows... those aren't pillows!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:11 pm
by BoganGod
concrete wrote:3 men take a road trip together. On the 1st night they stop at a hotel. When they reached the front desk, the manager says a room will be $30 for one night. Each man gives $10 apiece equaling $30. Up to the room they go. 5 minutes later the manager was thinking........ "that room was only $25 I overcharged them by $5." The manager summoned the Bellboy and said "take these five dollars up to the 3 men I just rented that room to. On the way up there the bellboy thought to himself "how do I divide these $5 between 3 men." So being the smart bell boy that he was, he put two of the dollars in his pocket. When he got up to the room he knocked on the door. When one of the men opened the door, the bellboy explained that the manager over charged you for the room. Here's $3 back. Each man got $1 back....... now they have each paid $9 per man for the room. 3 Men x $9 per man equals $27. The Bellboy has $2 in his pocket. 27 plus 2 equals 29..... where is the other dollar?
Nice attempt sweet pea. The men paid $30, that was $5 to much. The $5 that was given back, was split 3/2 guests/bell boy. So 25+3+2 easy
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:52 pm
by jonesthecurl
Never mind that. Where's the hotel at $10 a night?
