Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:39 am**

wrong dimension

my hill

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:26 pm**

you're too busy trying to rule the world

I crack your kneck

MY HILL :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:45 pm**

I eat you. Then I eat your cats.

My hill.

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:56 pm**

Lord_Paul wrote:I eat you. Then I eat your cats.

Spamalots hill.

there ya go

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:32 pm**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Lord_Paul wrote:I eat you. Then I eat your cats.

rorf hill.
there ya go

glad you agree

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:57 pm**

*smashes door across dirtydishsoap's back*

I undermine the hill . . . it collapses. . .

. . . SPAMALOT'S CRATER :twisted:

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:03 pm**

YOU ALL MISQUOTED ME!
*killing spree*
My hill!
*sees dds still walking, shoots him*
HEAD SHOT! PWNED!

My hill.

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:53 pm**

*bludgeons dds's bloody corpse with a rusty railroad spike :lol:

*

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:31 pm**

helps

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:25 pm**

*kills everyone afterwards to ensure security of hill*

Still my hill!

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:39 pm**

over thousands of years i make life-sized replicas of the game pieces of RISK. i will kill people one by one through dice rolling for both the attacker (me) and the defender (everyone). i see my first victim- Lord Paul. with my army of one trillion life-sized replica robots of RISK pieces, i roll dice for Paul and myself using dice from an actual RISK set. Paul defeats all trillion clones.
his hill.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:59 pm**

Dang right! I get a +5 to all of my rolls, due to my large and awesome sword! :lol:

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:29 pm**

Lord_Paul wrote:Dang right! I get a +5 to all of my rolls, due to my large and awesome sword!

Just for because you said that I create (in space) a sword that is 4351 feet and 7.3 inches long and drop it on the hill. This creates a very interesting picture (made all the better by lord paul's body being crushed by the thousands of feet of sword :lol:

Spamalot's Hill :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:37 pm**

*teleports*

*shrinks sword*

Allright! Now I get a +10 to my rolls! thanks, Weird One!

*hugs*
*weird one runs off cliff*
oops... 8-[

well, I guess the hill goes to me then...

My hill

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:08 am**

i fart

you run off

my hill

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:22 pm**

i punch you
Spamalot and Seinfeld hill.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:38 pm**

i cyclone kick you

My hill

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:48 pm**

I drive nails into your eyes, my hill

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:38 pm**

I take the pins out and stab you with them.

You develop Hepatitas B and die

my hill

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:41 pm**

I pay $500 to John Cena to sodomize you in a men's room.

My hill.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:52 pm**

I FU you off the hill

my hill

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:13 pm**

oasis sucks.
Spamalot and Seinfeld hill

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:52 pm**

Cubs suck

My hill

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:21 pm**

Paul unleashes Judgment!
cena-rules takes 1985 damage!!!
You felled cena-rules!
You gain 32.33 exp.
You gain 1337 coins.
You got The Hill.

:lol:

My hill.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:52 pm**

Lord_Paul wrote:Paul unleashes Judgment!
cena-rules takes 1985 damage!!!
You felled cena-rules!
You gain 32.33 exp.
You gain 1337 coins.
You got The Hill.

My hill.

paul can you go a day without posting here

Conquer Club

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