Conquer Club

i spread a rumour that ur gay online, a horde of stinky, fat old bald gay men come and take u away

my hill

you really are gay and want all the men that are coming for me. you get them.

my hill

your dick gets cut off

my hill

you take my sawed off dick and suck it in the corner



my hill

i shoot you

my hill

I dig up the hill, divide it up into fifty thousand small piles of dirt, and start a company named "Hill, Inc."

I then rent out each Hill(tm) to the remaining posters in this thread for $50 per post.

My fortune.

i buy all the hills

my hills

I wait until you die of old age then take the hill



my hill

I make you die of old age, my hill

you can't make me do anything



my hill

A massive python made only of wing-wang gobbles you up then splurts you all over the clouds next time it laughs.

Spamalot's Hill. To the max.

i eat you

my hill

you get colon cancer and die


my hill

you get skin cancer and die

my hill

o rly?




This is me, I dont have skin

still my hill

i shoot you with an ion cannon

you turn into 8839273537510794587638764 bits of dust

my hill

I take away your belt and you run away crying because I took your toy.

My hill.

i show you my ass

you run in horror

my asses hill

I kick your donkey

my hill

i set hitler on you
my hill

america enters the war



my hill

China becomes a superpower, this combined with an oil crisis whith russia selling its oil reserves at an extreamly high price to desperate industries and freak weather conditions in western and southern states causes economic depression and the eventual collapse of america........

My hill

i nuke china

my hill

china nuke me

your hill

I steal the hill in the transfer, my hill

i tell a bad knock knock joke.
you run off

my hill