Conquer Club

jonesthecurl wrote: We used to laugh about you while you were in the bar. She said you weren't anything like as good as I was. She said, you lose.

Weren't you the one who was working in the gay bar?

I win for pointing out your inconsistency.

No I wasn't.
You lose for being wrong.

jonesthecurl wrote:No I wasn't.
You lose for being wrong.

No I wasn't.
You lose for being wrong about me being wrong.

no, um (counts on fingers, gives up) - you lose.Loser.
IN the modern vernacular: losing loser loses.

IN the modern vernacular: NO U!

Get it?

This missing "U" - what colour is it?

jonesthecurl has been un-eliminated.

targetman has LOST.

GOOD DAY SIR.

jonesthecurl wrote:This missing "U" - what colour is it?

It tastes like purple.

natty_dread wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote: We used to laugh about you while you were in the bar. She said you weren't anything like as good as I was. She said, you lose.

Weren't you the one who was working in the gay bar?

I win for pointing out your inconsistency.

Well the only way that you could know that...is that you entered in that gay bar

darth emperor wrote: Well the only way that you could know that...is that you entered in that gay bar

Entering a gay bar < working in one, so I win

natty_dread wrote:

darth emperor wrote: Well the only way that you could know that...is that you entered in that gay bar

Entering a gay bar < working in one, so I win

Well that you loose less that him doesn't make you a winner. Plus you can't say that what you said is true,he could work there because he only found that job.In your case is not possible because there's the bar where your "suposed" girlfriend was working... UNLESS she was working at that bar so it means that is not your girlfriend but your boyfriend,you need to increase your vocabulary

I just stubbed my toe

Well this game makes a lot of sense. Obedience to God is the mainstay of most religions. Therefore, obeying God is the highest level of personal accomplishment, reverence, and holiness one can achieve, making those on the leaderboard "saints".

I hereby propose that we establish May 13 as "St. ManBungalow Day" in honor of the first person to receive sainthood.

It is also known that those who attempt to establish false teaching are known as heretics. Therefore the people on the Wall of Shame/Wall of Wut? are heretics, and should be treated as such.

jefjef's second tier of dice are demonic talismans and should be banned from all games in CC.

darth emperor wrote:Well that you loose less that him doesn't make you a winner. Plus you can't say that what you said is true,he could work there because he only found that job.In your case is not possible because there's the bar where your "suposed" girlfriend was working... UNLESS she was working at that bar so it means that is not your girlfriend but your boyfriend,you need to increase your vocabulary

supposed, not "suposed"
lose, not "loose"

You obviously need to increase yours.

I win.

here's your prize.
[farts]

I won [farts]?

Nice... the farts are fairly useless, but I can use the angular parentheses as coat hangers. Thanks.

natty_dread wrote:

darth emperor wrote:Well that you loose less that him doesn't make you a winner. Plus you can't say that what you said is true,he could work there because he only found that job.In your case is not possible because there's the bar where your "suposed" girlfriend was working... UNLESS she was working at that bar so it means that is not your girlfriend but your boyfriend,you need to increase your vocabulary

supposed, not "suposed"
lose, not "loose"

You obviously need to increase yours.

I win.

Anyone can have a mistake...Mr Pefect

And that you only mention that part is because you know im right

natty_dread wrote:I won [farts]?

Nice... the farts are fairly useless, but I can use the angular parentheses as coat hangers. Thanks.

You could hang your hat on one, and your condom on the other. If the shop will exchange them for a smaller size.

jonesthecurl and darth emperor have WON.

natty_dread is back on the Wall of Wut?.

Masli has LOST.

What about me?

darth emperor wrote: Anyone can have a mistake...Mr Pefect

And that you only mention that part is because you know im right

Did you have a mistake for breakfast, Mr. Pee fect?
I mention it because you obviously need help expressing your deepest fantasies.

jonesthecurl wrote:You could hang your hat on one, and your condom on the other. If the shop will exchange them for a smaller size.

I have a better idea, I can just use the hat as a condom and send the condoms back to you so you can make fart balloons out of them. Think of what a blast that would be at your workplace.

Now excuse me while I go enjoy my new coat hangers. I'm going to use one to hang my coat and the other to scratch my back. Winning always makes my back itch.

natty_dread wrote:

darth emperor wrote: Anyone can have a mistake...Mr Pefect

And that you only mention that part is because you know im right

Did you have a mistake for breakfast, Mr. Pee fect?
I mention it because you obviously need help expressing your deepest fantasies.

Please don't extrapolate your deepest fantasies on me.

Thank you
darth emperor