Conquer Club

Can I has spot in game? I is from US. That okay yes?

-Sully

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Are you playing for Venezuela Nietzche?

Why Venezuela?? I don't get the joke

In for the Caribbean (Trinidad & Tobago)

I met a friendly local here in Fresno who took me to a place where they store a hand-cranked internet connection so I am able to quickly pop-in to update the challenger list:

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. saxitoxin
2. mviola
3. squishyg

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. notyou2
5. Baron Von PWN

Representing the United Mexican States
6. nietzsche

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
7. rouge02
Vacant
8.


Southern Round
Vacant
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Waiting List
1. Victor Sullivan

Canada's official coat of arms looks the best.


Canada wins!!!

Our lion and horse will make mince meat of all those silly birds.

updated

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. saxitoxin
2. mviola
3. squishyg

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. notyou2
5. Baron Von PWN

Representing the United Mexican States
6. nietzsche
7. army of nobunga

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
8. rouge02

Southern Round
Vacant
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Waiting List
1. Victor Sullivan

saxi, what is plan B for filling the South America game?

nietzsche wrote:saxi, what is plan B for filling the South America game?

I send you on a road-trip down the Pan-American Highway handing out 1-Laptop-Per-Child computers and premium memberships.

In for the USA

Get rid of the southern and double up on northern slots.

updated

Northern Round

Representing the United States of America
1. saxitoxin
2. mviola
3. squishyg

Representing the Dominion of Canada
4. notyou2
5. Baron Von PWN

Representing the United Mexican States
6. nietzsche
7. army of nobunga

Representing the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago
8. rouge02

Southern Round

Representing the Pan-American Highway
1. chraruce*
Vacant
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

* chraruce lives in the U.S., is a Mexican citizen but spends a large amount of time in South America on business; ergo, the S.A. elected him to represent the Pan-American Highway

Waiting List
1. Victor Sullivan
2. theherkman

Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

Charuce, isn't that the chick on the show Laugh In that wore a fruit basket on her head and shook her bodacious tatas?

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

Let me check.

NON!

ATTENTION CHALLENGERS - RECRUIT SOUTH AMERICANS. PEOPLE FROM PANAMA, COLOMBIA, VENEZUELA AND ECUADOR SPECIALLY!

Here is the new All-Americas Friendship Challenge 60-Second Teaser Trailer to aid in your recruitment efforts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Nm59cYgEc

saxi, do you make those videos??

saxitoxin wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can I play for Columbia? I visited there once, cuz I knew a lotta Spanish then and went with my old Spanish teacher.

-Sully?

Let me check.

NON!

Nein! What if I'm in Colombia by Dec 1 21:30?

Victor Sullivan wrote: Nein! What if I'm in Colombia by Dec 1 21:30?

Non! But if you are there by that time on November 30, then yes.

ATTENTION! Here is the Plan B:

If not enough sign-up then there will be three five-man casual games open to freemiums followed by a 3-man finale in lieu of two eight-man speed games followed by a 2-man finale. The reason for decreasing the number from 8 to 5 in the event we go casual is that I have zero-to-one tolerance for casual games. Ol' Saxi has acquired ADHD.

If this happens, the new division will be:

NORTH SECTOR GAME - (Canada, USA)
1. saxitoxin (USA)
2. mviola (USA)
3. squishyg (USA)
4. notyou2 (Canada)
5. Baron Von PWN (Canada)

CENTRAL SECTOR GAME - (Mexico, Central America, Caribbean)
1. nietzsche (Mexico)
2. Army of Nobunga (Mexico)
3. rogue2 (T&T)
4. open
5. open

SOUTH SECTOR GAME - (South America)
1. chraruce (Pan-American Highway System)
2. open
3. open
4. open
5. open

This would be a real suck-fest. So, the hopes of an entire hemisphere now rest with nietzsche, as the most literate Spanish writer of the group, to find 5-7 hispanohablantes from Central and South America by Tuesday! (since Guyana is disqualified from participation, Baron escapes any responsibility for dredging up some francophone South Americans)

I posted in the Spanish Forum but they don't seem to care. I will ask personally. Another option is to invite Spaniards, you can think of the South America of Virreyes.

nietzsche wrote:invite Spaniards

That is definitely not in the Bolivarian spirit of this game!

Invite me plz

South sector.

Well, since Nietzche sent me the link to this threat, I could be interested in joining, but somebody can please give me the short version to save me from reading all 7 pages??

Thanks

south sector!

Expetrapaorpo wrote:Well, since Nietzche sent me the link to this threat, I could be interested in joining, but somebody can please give me the short version to save me from reading all 7 pages??

Thanks

I second that.