Conquer Club

From various Saxitoxin posts (including his personal diary), I was under the impression that he would be supportive of threesomes, foursomes, and the like. I'm shocked (SHOCKED!) that these sorts of things are against the rules at Saxi's summer camp. Now where's that Saxitoxin alternate dispute resolution forum...

"Your changing body"? Can I go to the Disney one instead?

muy_thaiguy wrote:I think me and target will start up a weekly poker night for any who want to get involved, for a $5 entrance fee of course. After all, I saw no rules against gambling in private functions.

Re buy or freeze out?
me and Dimes will come 1st. and 2nd.

Marshal Ney wrote:Saxi, is there perchance a "safe harbor" option for some of these meals, like vegetarian? Or just a hamburger and fries?

I'll have brauts available at every meal, naturally, including a braut sculpture at the beverage station and the world's largest braut-powered electron microscope.

The Greek Dog wrote:From various Saxitoxin posts (including his personal diary), I was under the impression that he would be supportive of threesomes, foursomes, and the like. I'm shocked (SHOCKED!) that these sorts of things are against the rules at Saxi's summer camp. Now where's that Saxitoxin alternate dispute resolution forum...

ANY POINT you may have had is nullified by your admission to reading my personal diary.

john9blue wrote:"Your changing body"? Can I go to the Disney one instead?

No. Do you want to end up like TGD? (see above)

Saxi wrote:1:00PM to 2:00PM - Activity: Bayonet Practice and Calisthenics

Good, my bayonet skills are a bit rusty. I think it's something like -stab, pull out, stab again, etc.-

Hm maybe not so rusty after all

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Saxi wrote:1:00PM to 2:00PM - Activity: Bayonet Practice and Calisthenics

Good, my bayonet skills are a bit rusty. I think it's something like -stab, pull out, stab again, etc.-

Hm maybe not so rusty after all

-TG

No no no that's not the bayonet! And you'll find out if it's rusty if your child comes out a redhead.

InsomniaRed wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

Saxi wrote:1:00PM to 2:00PM - Activity: Bayonet Practice and Calisthenics

Good, my bayonet skills are a bit rusty. I think it's something like -stab, pull out, stab again, etc.-

Hm maybe not so rusty after all

-TG

No no no that's not the bayonet! And you'll find out if it's rusty if your child comes out a redhead.

NOOOOOO NOT A GINGER CHILD!

The sun would kill it.

-TG

Stupid sun. Ruining my life and all that. Thank GOD I have CC to save me from the horrible, monstrous sun and it's death rays.

will i have the chance to ride a pony at camp?

squishyg wrote:will i have the chance to ride a pony at camp?

Is that BBS' nickname?

I already addressed this previously.

Who do I get to share with?

Can I keep them?






Or bits of them?

I didn't read through the whole thread... but why isn't our room clearly marked?

I'd like to point out the ommision of the "Steenkolenengels game" on the itinary. Or was that intentional because it's ongoing throughout the whole time?

Phatscotty wrote:I'm gonna try to win the spelling bee

nope your right gonna win i am with the help of my good ol roomie!!!

targetman377 wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I'm gonna try to win the spelling bee

nope your right gonna win i am with the help of my good ol roomie!!!

Can you repeat that more slowly and with...wait....maybe your roommate can translate?

Pedronicus wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:I think me and target will start up a weekly poker night for any who want to get involved, for a $5 entrance fee of course. After all, I saw no rules against gambling in private functions.

Re buy or freeze out?
me and Dimes will come 1st. and 2nd.

re buy in for 2 times amount last buy in was i.e first time out buy back in $10 2nd buy in $20

Just so ya know saxi I will be smuggling Megas into Camp Saxi with me.

saxitoxin wrote:

squishyg wrote:will i have the chance to ride a pony at camp?

Is that BBS' nickname?

I already addressed this previously.

squishy is only interested in good old fashioned fun!

jefjef wrote:Just so ya know saxi I will be smuggling Megas into Camp Saxi with me.

That's not allowed! I'm tellinggggggggg

Can jonesey and I teach the fun of math on Day 3? I'm a certified math teacher (I looooove math!) and jonesey makes everything funny so it wouldn't be too brutal I was thinking of doing "The Art of Word Problems".

-Sully

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can jonesey and I teach the fun of math on Day 3? I'm a certified math teacher (I looooove math!) and jonesey makes everything funny so it wouldn't be too brutal I was thinking of doing "The Art of Word Problems".

-Sully

Let me guess, something like:

1) TGD is stealing tequilla from TBK's cabin. TGD manages to steal half as many bottles as the AK=47s in BBS's cabin, and BBS's AK-47 stash is three times as large as targetman's vocabulary. Unfortunately, targetman's vocabulary is only four words larger than the number of ponies squishyg is hoping to ride. If squishyg wants to ride two fewer ponies than the number of aces Pedronicus will be hiding up his sleeve, and Pedronicus will be hiding an ace in each of his six sleeves, how many rules will be broken at Camp Saxi?

2) Morgan P. Wells has a certain number of pieces of Scotch tape. In order to make friends, each night he decides to tape helpful tax advice to the cabin doors of guests that he has stalked during the day. Graph the power function y = x cubed plus C that represents the rate at which Morgan's creepiness increases, where x is the number of times that InsomniaRed tells Morgan that she will not go with him to one of The Greek Dog's nightly orgies, y is the amount of time elapsed in seconds, and C is a constant based upon Morgan's innate serial-killer quality.

I am bringing my Garbage Pail Kids collection. Anyone want to trade?

I am officially starting our camp Slam Book!

Cutest Couple: PLAYER and VOL

Pedronicus wrote:I'm not too sure what that building number 26 is exactly but it's right behind my cabin and has a huge white wall with no windows.

If there are bullet holes in it and blood stains running down it, then it is not a canvas. Otherwise get sprayin', just sayin'

MarshalNey wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote:Can jonesey and I teach the fun of math on Day 3? I'm a certified math teacher (I looooove math!) and jonesey makes everything funny so it wouldn't be too brutal I was thinking of doing "The Art of Word Problems".

-Sully

Let me guess, something like:

1) TGD is stealing tequilla from TBK's cabin. TGD manages to steal half as many bottles as the AK=47s in BBS's cabin, and BBS's AK-47 stash is three times as large as targetman's vocabulary. Unfortunately, targetman's vocabulary is only four words larger than the number of ponies squishyg is hoping to ride. If squishyg wants to ride two fewer ponies than the number of aces Pedronicus will be hiding up his sleeve, and Pedronicus will be hiding an ace in each of his six sleeves, how many rules will be broken at Camp Saxi?

2) Morgan P. Wells has a certain number of pieces of Scotch tape. In order to make friends, each night he decides to tape helpful tax advice to the cabin doors of guests that he has stalked during the day. Graph the power function y = x cubed plus C that represents the rate at which Morgan's creepiness increases, where x is the number of times that InsomniaRed tells Morgan that she will not go with him to one of The Greek Dog's nightly orgies, y is the amount of time elapsed in seconds, and C is a constant based upon Morgan's innate serial-killer quality.

Funniest post I've seen in a long..long time.