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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:00 pm
by Backglass
The1exile wrote:Stopper wrote:Certain Posters should
be forced to post in haiku.
It might reduce spam.
Possibly, then again,
It may simply produce more,
Albeit in verse.
At the very least.
One must think before posting.
That wouldn't be bad.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:00 pm
by Fireside Poet
Thank you, sir - I need a frappuchino now.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:06 pm
by Stopper
Fireside Poet wrote:Poet writes his first,
fails miserably and then,
gives up once again
so what if it sucks?
he has nothing to lose now,
so he tries to stop
That also fails bad,
So he continues writing,
boredom has no fence
oh love of my life,
why do you tease me all night?
i want to eat you
mesmerized by lips,
cherry red and oh so sweet,
we meet in a dream
are you real or not?
your hips dance in front of me,
youthful lust consumes
does this have meaning?
just writing out of my head
take me from this place
I wanted to say
Something nice about this too.
It took me this long.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:09 pm
by Vincent M
shit on a stick ew
the shit smells really bad ew ew
shit on a stick ew
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:12 pm
by Stopper
Vincent M wrote:shit on a stick ew
the shit smells really bad ew ew
shit on a stick ew
I think that this post
Goes far to prove Backglass' and
the1exile's points.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:20 pm
by The1exile
Stopper wrote:Vincent M wrote:shit on a stick ew
the shit smells really bad ew ew
shit on a stick ew
I think that this post
Goes far to prove Backglass' and
the1exile's points.
Isn't that second line a syllable too long?
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:23 pm
by hecter
No, Goes-far-to-prove-Back-glass'-and .
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:32 pm
by vgmmaster
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37200048/
There is a haiku
I wrote a long time ago
On devaintart
Model's Sacrifice
Is the name of the haiku
Wrote in clothing store
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:14 pm
by Stopper
The1exile wrote:Stopper wrote:I think that this post
Goes far to prove Backglass' and
the1exile's points.
Isn't that second line a syllable too long?
Ach, I didn't see.
Hard, this haiku business.
Should have missed off "far".
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:29 pm
by unriggable
You need to shut up
Haiku's are fucking stupid
My testicles itch
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:55 pm
by Vincent M
Blast on you with ease
I'll reduce you to swiss cheese
Retort, if you please
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:00 am
by Lord Canti
I ate a sandwich
turkey. ham, lettuce, mayo
on an onion roll.
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:57 am
by Che Guevara Z
little fish swims
a big fish eats little fish
nature is sated
Computer monster
eating childrens minds early
inocence being lost
red white and blue
above arogant power
ignorant people
lined up students
for a class with no teacher
and none is coming
eyes are so sleepy
drooping down and sucuming
im awake no more
I am in english
these journals make me tired
but now i am bored
I have just learned
writing to many poems
will make your head hurt
i am in college
and i like to write in class
thanks for listening
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:14 pm
by The1exile
Has this thread died? No!
In With the paramedic!
Clear! Bump goes the thread.
Edit: I had it written down, must have copied it wrong...
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:25 pm
by Stopper
Aha! It's my turn!
First line: Just four syllables?
Hmm, must do better.
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:27 pm
by Aries
I'm not quite sure,
How to do this haiku thing,
Did I do it right
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:29 pm
by Stopper
I refer the Right
Honourable Gentleman
To my last reply.
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:51 pm
by poeple_i_know
your mom your mom your
mom your mom your mom your mom
is good in the sack
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:24 am
by Vincent M
Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump
Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump
Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump
(Its Back from page 19)
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:29 am
by GreecePwns
I can make one out of my friends name.
Papadopoulos
Michael Papdopoulos
Papadopoulos
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:33 am
by Vincent M
GreecePwns wrote:I can make one out of my friends name.
Papadopoulos
Michael Papdopoulos
Papadopoulos
LMAO
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:51 am
by Vincent M
I am Becoming
A master Haiku writer
Who Loves s.xkitten
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:55 am
by Syzygy
New map on CC!
It looks so freaking awesome.
But, I am now dead.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:21 am
by pancakemix
(I didn't make this up, I saw it on a t-shirt)
Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:35 am
by Dancing Mustard
This thread is awesome
but pancakemix is stupid
poo-poo poo-poo face
You know I'm just joking, right?
