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Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:31 pm
by owenshooter
Chariot of Fire wrote:"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord."
Black dude, Pulp Fiction 1994
i can get behind this... Chariot is now my dawg!!!..-the black CC dude
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:33 pm
by Bones2484
It's a shame the rapture is happening tomorrow and we'll never be graced with the company of Blitz again.
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:35 pm
by IcePack
Chariot of Fire wrote:"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord."
Black dude, Pulp Fiction 1994
I quoted this in a 7 or 8 player escalating standard where I was last & everyone had written me off. Right before I started my turn (seeing the light and hoping for dice) I quoted it, and swept the board.
Nobody saw it coming, it was epic.
IcePack
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:11 pm
by Serbia
Bones2484 wrote:It's a shame the rapture is happening tomorrow and we'll never be graced with the company of Blitz again.
Raptors are coming tomorrow? COOL!
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Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:29 pm
by lokisgal
why do we go on and on about *Blitz
did wrong got busted, he loves attention to begin with lets all give him more.... YAWN
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:48 pm
by rabbiton
lokisgal wrote:why do we go on and on about *Blitz
did wrong got busted, he loves attention to begin with lets all give him more.... YAWN
it's not about giving blitz what he wants, it's about giving us what we need... and that is: blitz*, *blitz, evermore *b*l*i*t*z*... preferably served warm on a blitzkrieg platter with a side of blitzybits.
i for one, need to know everything that has been afoot inside the blitz bubble since the bursting of our reality with the whole cheatzaholic escapade.
and what is the current situation with respect to matters that pertain to that which arises below the fabled blitz belt-line, if you catch the jiggle of my drift?
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:51 pm
by Victor Sullivan
As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:
We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.
Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.
-Sully
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:19 pm
by AAFitz
Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:
We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.
Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.
-Sully
As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:48 pm
by Victor Sullivan
AAFitz wrote:Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:
We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.
Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.
-Sully
As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.
Ooohh yeah,
It's about to get real,
Let's poetry slam,
I'll make you squeal,
Apocalypse? Tomorrow?
Let's see how you ride,
The upper hand? Hardly,
BpB will turn the tide,
Who have you got? Blitz?
Pff, we've got jesus and cake,
Frankly, the truth is,
All your "horsemen" are flakes.-Sully
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:53 am
by Funkyterrance
Sully my psychic powers tell me you were weaned on Mad Magazine.
Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:54 am
by Robinette
Victor Sullivan wrote:AAFitz wrote:Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:
We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.
Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.
-Sully
As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.
Ooohh yeah,
It's about to get real,
Let's poetry slam,
I'll make you squeal,
Apocalypse? Tomorrow?
Let's see how you ride,
The upper hand? Hardly,
BpB will turn the tide,
Who have you got? Blitz?
Pff, we've got jesus and cake,
Frankly, the truth is,
All your "horsemen" are flakes.-Sully
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:58 am
by Robinette
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:51 am
by Fruitcake
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 5:28 am
by Qwert
tomorow its big comeback, who will be responsibile for comeback party?
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 7:27 am
by HighlanderAttack
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:08 am
by JOHNNYROCKET24
thanks for the warning. I changed my password so he cant create games with my account.
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:28 am
by gannable
my erection is growing by the hour
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:40 am
by natty dread
Mine is shrinking. You're stealing my boner gannable!
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:03 am
by King_Herpes
natty_dread wrote:Mine is shrinking. You're stealing my boner gannable!
No, you gave it to him willingly remember?
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:29 am
by rabbiton
Robinette wrote:
i feel the crown of thorns lifting from my head...
indeed, judgement day has arrived.
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:55 pm
by Crazyirishman
Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:01 pm
by King_Herpes
Crazyirishman wrote:Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.
OMFG Blitzaholic* is Jesus*! Repent!!
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:05 pm
by rabbiton
King_Herpes wrote:Crazyirishman wrote:Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.
OMFG Blitzaholic* is Jesus*! Repent!!
in hindsight the asterisks should have made it obvious all along.
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 3:58 pm
by JOHNNYROCKET24
I dont think he will be back. please donate his points to goodwill.
Re: ONE MORE DAY to the RETURN OF BLITZ*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 6:31 pm
by owenshooter
this is perfect timing, i'm about to go away on vacation and need a sitter...-the black juju bean
