Conquer Club

Rodion wrote:We'll be hosting the World Cup 2 years from now, make sure the Svetlanas and the Natashas travel to São Paulo. ;)

Dako wrote:

Rodion wrote:We'll be hosting the World Cup 2 years from now, make sure the Svetlanas and the Natashas travel to São Paulo.

I think Svetlanas and Natashas are from my area of expertise.
freakns is more of a Demetrjusz, Andro, Jadranko and Mihovil specialist.

Gen.LeeGettinhed wrote:

drunkmonkey wrote:If I'm reading this right, GLG got tired of banging ugly chicks, so now he's teamed up with josko to tag-team supermodels?

rotf lmFAo, this is HILARIOUS. Bravo man. YOU are seriously funny.

I would like to offer a few adjustments to Josko's analogy:
1) do they HAVE to be ugly and disgusting? what if they were just new to the big city, or naive -- but still nice or good looking?
2) what if A wasn't ugly/disgusting but just low-maintenance fun loving chicks? you know, you didn't have to wine/dine them or buy them jewelry like those 10's, actresses, super models.
3) remember the Scoreboard in that analogy is about "getting laid" -- not who lays the hottest women.

Now, to round this off-topic stuff out, here is a related story (and no, NOT from personal experience):

Guy goes to bar to get lucky. He waits too long and all he hot and average and lesser, easy gurls are gone. Only a 900 pound (400 kilo) woman is left (tho nicely dressed, great car, etc.). He asks to escort her home, she agrees, then asks him in when they arrive there. She asks HIM if he wants to get lucky. He agrees.

She says "then strap those two boards on your back-side -- so you don't fall in". He does that, mid-sex she coughs, and he falls in. He lands in a dark place. There is a light off to the left -- and it's coming at him. It's a guy with a flash light. He asks the guy "hey, how do I get out of here?". the guy with the flash light says "I don't know, but if you help me find my keys we'll drive my truck out".

END OF JOKE.

Now, in conclusion:
- LONG AGO CoF turned down the original offer of this thread. Ljex is the only person that understood why I offered to dubs with him -- good for him. Now before Global mods lock this thread (they should have LONG AGO):
-I NEVER asked that 11 yr old for games. He begged me for dozens, I gave him a few. He was SAME kid that I talked into typing in ALL CAPS so hard of hearing person could read LOUDER.
-long ago this thread morphed from challenge to Flame/Bait GLG. Hopefully a mod with a pair will handle/address that. How can they claim game abuse by me, but let so much flaming/baiting go on for so long?

drunkmonkey wrote:If I'm reading this right, GLG got tired of banging ugly chicks, so now he's teamed up with josko to tag-team supermodels?

josko.ri wrote:

drunkmonkey wrote:If I'm reading this right, GLG got tired of banging ugly chicks, so now he's teamed up with josko to tag-team supermodels?

My main point is just to show him that there are many horny supermodels in the town, plus introduce him how to succesfully charm them in order to be rarely rejected. My another point is to show him that milfs know to do their part of (blow)job better than virgins

Chariot of Fire wrote:Very amusing/entertaining analogy there Josko, well done. Whilst it conjured up an interesting image it's not entirely accurate though.

1. The ugly chicks were taken back home on the pretext of receiving a free makeover to make them more beautiful.
2. They were slipped a Mickey Finn and then abused.
3. The following morning they were kicked out of bed and given a mark out of 10 (refer game chat in most cases)
4. In some cases the ugly chicks were underage

Gen.LeeGettinhed wrote:I would like to offer a few adjustments to Josko's analogy:
1) do they HAVE to be ugly and disgusting? what if they were just new to the big city, or naive -- but still nice or good looking?
2) what if A wasn't ugly/disgusting but just low-maintenance fun loving chicks? you know, you didn't have to wine/dine them or buy them jewelry like those 10's, actresses, super models.
3) remember the Scoreboard in that analogy is about "getting laid" -- not who lays the hottest women.

Dako wrote:

Rodion wrote:We'll be hosting the World Cup 2 years from now, make sure the Svetlanas and the Natashas travel to São Paulo.

I think Svetlanas and Natashas are from my area of expertise.
freakns is more of a Demetrjusz, Andro, Jadranko and Mihovil specialist.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

-I NEVER asked that 11 yr old for games. He begged me for dozens, I gave him a few. He was SAME kid that I talked into typing in ALL CAPS so hard of hearing person could read LOUDER.

Ah yes, you must be so proud of this joke. One can deduce a fact from this. Either this kid knew your suggestion to type in CAPS was a load of crap yet you choose to perpetuate the myth that he fell for it, or he truly was so naive which made your habitual targeting of him even more loathsome.

As for him 'begging'.....somehow the evidence would indicate otherwise:

2010-01-30 04:53:36 - Gen.LeeGettinhed: see you tomorrow morning? (this, after [game]6369488[/game] had just been won, in addition to numerous requests to know how many games he, a freemium, was in). There is evidence he begged for Doodle Earth a few times, which you heroically chose to deny him.

KiIIface wrote:Why are you guys talking about how he gets points? Anyone who doesn't realize he specifically plays private games with noobs is not smart. Don't like it? Don't play with him. However, when GLG starts a thread calling people out to play him and then disappears like a bitch when he receives challenges that says everything about him. And ljex why are you defending him so much? Your response to my post didn't even make sense. I offered to play his settings.

Master Fenrir wrote:In this analogy, who are CC's equivalent to plus-sized models?

TheMissionary wrote:I will take a dubs challenge. If you're interested we can discuss games/settings/partners.

freakns wrote:lastly, he playing with josko means he doesnt contribute! they are playing no spoils, unlimited, foggy quads/triples on big maps. his contribution there is not missing turns and know how to read instructions. and thats the reason he loves josko that much. no work, safe points. and knowing glg would be willingly ass raped for 5 points, getting 15 points from game means he loves josko that much more.

josko.ri wrote:
My playing with GLG in the same team is over, so all of you who wanted to see him in the action without josko in the team will have chance to see it from now on.

Nicky15 wrote:Why ?

Nicky15 wrote:

josko.ri wrote:
My playing with GLG in the same team is over, so all of you who wanted to see him in the action without josko in the team will have chance to see it from now on.

Why ?

josko.ri wrote:

Nicky15 wrote:

josko.ri wrote:
My playing with GLG in the same team is over, so all of you who wanted to see him in the action without josko in the team will have chance to see it from now on.

Why ?

Reason is something between him and me, and in my opinion it should stay between him and me. If he wish to share it with public, he is free to do so, but I will not share it.

btw nice keywords Rodion lol. you forgot to add Foxglove (like association for pretty woman)