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As far as this thread dying...

It may happen. But, the non-belief in Feckan will NEVER die! We will always be true non-believers of Feckan, no matter what you all say. Feckan may not exist, but he will not strike you down with non-existant lightning for your blasphemy.

I'm a little confused, now. What was I saying?

I believe in Patrick Swayze.

Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with this! Gah, get a clue! We're talking about Feckan, the all-powerful, non-existent deity that will not punish you for your blasphemous utterances.

But I don't believe in him, I believe in Patrick Swayze.

I don't think Patrick Swayze exists, either. No one can be that damn sexy, and kick that much ass as well. He's really just a figment of your imagination. Now, quit imagining about sexy men, and convert, you dog!

Well I've heard people say he's just CG, and I haven't personally seen him, but you don't have to see to believe! I believe in Patrick Swayze!!!

Well, I guess you could never be a true Feckanist then, as you would have to have a complete lack of faith, which you obviously have, as you believe in something that cannot be proven to exist. I bet you enjoy Disneyland, too. You know, Mickey was once arrested for raping a child in the secret Disneyland underground. I bet you didn't know that!

I...hate...Disneyland... *eye twitch*

Well, then this is for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIabgPX1 ... ed&search=

Not religious doesn't equal atheist. What an incredibly ignorant conclusion!

Who said that, cleveridea?

I dont belive in feckan!

Welcome to the fold, Brother! Check the 1st post for the daily prayer rituals.

FiveThreeEight wrote:Who said that, cleveridea?

The first post, essentially. Unless I'm reading it wrong. I foolishly made my post before I realized this had evolved into a rich menagerie of nonsense.

im atheist...does that make me a feckan lol

sam_levi_11 wrote:im atheist...does that make me a feckan lol

Sort of. You don't believe in the existance of ANY higher being, whereas a Feckanist doesn't believe in the existance of Feckan. I'm not sure about the belief in, say, God, or Buddah, or Mohamed. Or even Chuck Norris, for that matter.



Aaaaaah. Would you look at that! I've confused myself to the point of drooling.

FiveThreeEight wrote:

sam_levi_11 wrote:im atheist...does that make me a feckan lol

Sort of. You don't believe in the existance of ANY higher being, whereas a Feckanist doesn't believe in the existance of Feckan. I'm not sure about the belief in, say, God, or Buddah, or Mohamed. Or even Chuck Norris, for that matter.



Aaaaaah. Would you look at that! I've confused myself to the point of drooling.

True Feckanists believe in the destinct absence of Feckan, but do not believe in all other gods.

We ought to have a schism between the True Feckanists and the Pseudo-Feckanists, who believe in the absence of all gods, not only Feckan.

So...

Atheist = Pseudo-Feckanist = Belief in non-existence of ALL deities.

Feckanist = Belief in non-existence of Feckan only.

Got it?

True Feckanists, CAN I GET A WITNESS?!?!

Balsiefen wrote:I dont belive in feckan!

Welcome!

You are a true Feckanist, unlike a pseudo Feckanist

Iliad, we need to update the first post. Feckanity is an evolving belief, and I don't think that Feckan is the non-God of Atheism anymore. We must seperate ourselves from atheists, as they are now considered Pseudo-Feckanists.

FiveThreeEight wrote:Iliad, we need to update the first post. Feckanity is an evolving belief, and I don't think that Feckan is the non-God of Atheism anymore. We must seperate ourselves from atheists, as they are now considered Pseudo-Feckanists.

A schism already? Usually takes a decade or more for those traditional chump religions.

FiveThreeEight wrote:Iliad, we need to update the first post. Feckanity is an evolving belief, and I don't think that Feckan is the non-God of Atheism anymore. We must seperate ourselves from atheists, as they are now considered Pseudo-Feckanists.

Yep on it.

I am accepting symbols of Feckanity now. Let's make some good ones. I already know one.

We're still contradicting ourselves in the first post. We say Feckan is the god of Atheism, yet a Feckanist believes in the non-existence of Feckan only. Whereas a Pseudo-Feckanist believes in the non-existence of all god, which is Atheism.

Brothers, I say we denounce any connection to Atheism, and proclaim Feckan as the non-God of Feckanity. Let Feckanity, pure and true, spread throughout all of the people of Conquer Club. Eventually, because it will be the purest form of non-belief, Feckanity will spread throughout the entire world. Maybe it could surpass Mormonism.

FiveThreeEight wrote:We're still contradicting ourselves in the first post. We say Feckan is the god of Atheism, yet a Feckanist believes in the non-existence of Feckan only. Whereas a Pseudo-Feckanist believes in the non-existence of all god, which is Atheism.

Brothers, I say we denounce any connection to Atheism, and proclaim Feckan as the non-God of Feckanity. Let Feckanity, pure and true, spread throughout all of the people of Conquer Club. Eventually, because it will be the purest form of non-belief, Feckanity will spread throughout the entire world. Maybe it could surpass Mormonism.

Fixed it now.
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