Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:45 am**

This is my 107th tournament. To explore my tournaments, visit Dukasaur's Hall of Fame

Posted: **Sat Jul 25, 2015 1:17 pm**

Week 3 games have been created and invitations sent.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:42 am**

Three players -- Seamus76, CPD Sarge, and Steaker -- missed their invites. All have been re-sent.

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:27 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:Three players -- Seamus76, CPD Sarge, and Steaker -- missed their invites. All have been re-sent.

Seamus and Sarge joined.

Streaker has missed three consecutive invites and is removed. Reservist ElricTheGreat is called up to active duty.

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:17 pm**

Push over boyz and girlz ... I am stepping in !!!

Posted: **Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:04 am**

ElricTheGreat wrote:Push over boyz and girlz ... I am stepping in !!!

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:08 am**

Dukasaur wrote: Week 4: The Terminator goes to the gun shop and acquires some firepower.
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal!
The Terminator: [Looks around] The Uzi nine millimeter.
Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
The Terminator: [Pointing the 12-gage shotgun towards the door] All.
Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now.
[Takes out forms] Pawn Shop Clerk: And you have to fill these out too.
[Sees the terminator load his 12-gage shotgun] Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.
The Terminator: Wrong! [the Terminator shoots the clerk]
I imagine the clerk was as surprised as Alexander at Austerlitz!
Map: Austerlitz

Week 4 games have been sent out. Enjoy...

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:44 am**

Subprime has missed 3 consecutive invites and is now removed. Next reserve activated is dhallmeyer.

Posted: **Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:55 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:
Week 5: Meet Sarah Connor, played by the young Linda Hamilton. Every time I see Linda Hamilton in her 1980's version, I'm like a dog drooling over a piece of meat.
Map: 4-Star Meats

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:51 am**

She's ugly af.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:22 pm**

iAmCaffeine wrote:She's ugly af.

We all have our preferences. I think she's hot. Or was, anyway.

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:05 am**

hi i m sory and maybe blind i not found my name in scoring

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:08 am**

Dukasaur wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:She's ugly af.
We all have our preferences. I think she's hot. Or was, anyway.

I'm with you, Duk. She was sweet hot in the 1st Terminator and she was buff and bad hot in the next.

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:55 pm**

@MGSteve

Elric Pouts ......

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:27 pm**

dragon dor wrote:hi i m sory and maybe blind i not found my name in scoring

You're not blind...

No scores have been posted yet, but a quick look at Tour Stats says you have 3 kills.

It's too early to do a scoreboard yet.

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:28 pm**

Week 6 games are out.

Somebody else post an appropriate graphic, I've got too much to do today..

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:01 pm**

Charwell missed his invite. Re-sent.

Posted: **Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:17 pm**

Charwell has missed at least 2 consecutive invites and is removed. Our next invite, wombat4, is called up to duty.

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:06 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:
Week 7: The car chase, and Kyle explains things to Sarah Connor, who obviously doesn't believe him.
Kyle Reese: The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.
Sarah Connor: Look... I am not stupid, you know. They cannot make things like that yet.
Kyle Reese: Not yet. Not for about 40 years.
Sarah Connor: Are you saying it's from the future?
Kyle Reese: One possible future. From your point of view... I don't know tech stuff.
Sarah Connor: Then you're from the future, too. Is that right?
Kyle Reese: Right.
Sarah Connor: Right.
It's a very confusing time for Sarah. She has a lot to process in a very short time.
Map: 8 Thoughts

A very confusing time. Week 7 games have been created and invitations sent.

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:58 am**

CPD Sarge missed an invite. Re-sent.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:20 pm**

More Sara Conner pics pls. Shes 80s hot.

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:58 am**

TheGreys wrote:More Sara Conner pics pls. Shes 80s hot.

I've done my share. Somebody else needs to step up to the plate...

Posted: **Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:21 am**

Week 8: Sarah and Kyle are taken to the police station. Of course his story is not believed.

Sarah Connor: So Reese is crazy?
Dr. Silberman: In technical terminology: he's a loon.

Map: Madness

Week 8 games have been created and invitations sent.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:04 am**

torres44cm has missed his invite. Re-sent.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 3:34 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:
Week 9: The Terminator goes back to the flophouse to fix himself up. [The classic scene where he performs do-it-yourself surgery. Today, this is a tediously routine thing in action movies, but in 1984 it was a real shocker.] There's also the great "conversation" with the janitor:
Cleaning Man at Flophouse: [Damaged skin on the Terminator is rotting from gangrene] Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
[the Terminator visualizes: 'POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
YES/NO;

OR WHAT?;

GO AWAY;

PLEASE COME BACK LATER;

f*ck YOU, ASSHOLE;

f*ck YOU']
The Terminator: f*ck you, asshole.
Map: Halloween Hallows

Week 9 games have been created and invitations sent!

Conquer Club

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