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Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:40 am
by soap_mactavish
You sound like a barbaric person. Who stones anybody these days?

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:41 am
by pimpdave
Why the Illuminati, of course.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:43 am
by soap_mactavish
If "they" exist, then why doesn't the government stop them? Or are they in on it?

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:44 am
by pimpdave
They control that too.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:45 am
by mpjh
Aside from traffic stops, and cruising main street, what was the last thing the government actually stopped?

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:46 am
by soap_mactavish
Let me clear this up. Are they anything like what controls the world in the book 1984 by George Orwell?

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:47 am
by mpjh
Much, much more sinister -- they got religion too.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:48 am
by Genghis Khant
soap_mactavish wrote:Let me clear this up. Are they anything like what controls the world in the book 1984 by George Orwell?

No. They're a lot more subtle than that.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:48 am
by soap_mactavish
Bull, nobody controls religion. Religion controls people.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:49 am
by mpjh
Ever think about who controls religion -- careful now -- if you figure it out don't say anything on this open line.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:51 am
by soap_mactavish
Why not?

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:01 am
by soap_mactavish
Who can explain this website? http://www.altarsofscience.com/

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:12 am
by Iliad
soap_mactavish wrote:Who can explain this website? http://www.altarsofscience.com/

Only charlie knows. Only Charlie.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:14 am
by mpjh
Charles to those that don't know him.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:15 am
by soap_mactavish
Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that the pale guy from The Davinci code?

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:22 am
by mpjh
No, that was Silas, but now your cooking. So you did see the movie.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:27 am
by soap_mactavish
The first 10 minutes or so. I need to watch it again i guess.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:37 am
by Genghis Khant
Iliad wrote:
soap_mactavish wrote:Who can explain this website? http://www.altarsofscience.com/

Only charlie knows. Only Charlie.

It's probably just one of the Discordian's synchronisers.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:41 am
by soap_mactavish
I'm going to do some serious research. All so I can at least understand you guys on a certain level. :]

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:57 am
by Juan_Bottom
Just read your schoolbooks...
http://www.blacklistednews.com/news-2528-0-9-9--.html
You guys are all niave and foolish... would the illuminati really let him learn their secrets if he is not being groomed to enter their ranks?
You will all be terminated once he does...


soap_mactavish, your parents are clearly illuminati. Go look into their forbidden trunk of mystery to learn the truth about your destiny.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:01 am
by heavycola
soap_mactavish wrote:I have to turn in a paper on it tomorrow. I'm not going to spend all night and morning reading.


no, and why on earth would you?

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:18 am
by strike wolf
soap_mactavish wrote:Bull, nobody controls religion. Religion controls people.


But the pope and the Archbishop are both in the illuminati.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:34 am
by pimpdave
Who controls the Illuminati?

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:56 am
by mpjh
Guys, I think he went to bed and now is in school where he belongs.

Re: What is an illuminaty?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:03 am
by Juan_Bottom
Add a "U" to the tittle so it reads:

What is illuminauty?
And lets get some pics of illumi-hotties up in this beast!

EDIT: IT don't need no stinkin' g