Conquer Club

I kick you in the balls 619849849 for putting down spamalot and 41184416485666 for annoying the lovely apey


spamalots hill

Yeah........... my hill.

HEy this is spamalots hill kicks u in the nuts n watches u tumble to a heap at the bottom
spamalots hill

I can't kick apey in the balls, so I'll give her a tittie twister and send her on her way. My hill.

I call the police n tell them u grabbed my boobies they take u to jail where u can't "bribe" them to let u out like i can
spamalots hill

After I tell them the story, all of the officers in the precinct give me high fives because I copped a feel. I subsequently leave jail and reclaim the hill with the local SWAT team. My hill.

I just give the swat team what i gave the guards at the jail And they kick u of spamalots hill

The SWAT officers find out that you gave them all an STD and take you away. I then setup camp at the top of the hill. My hill.

I steal a jetfighter from the army and shoot the swat and you on the hill, then eject. My hill.

Spam King + Spam Hill = Spam King's Hill

Spamalot's hill.

when did i lose the hill???



Twill accidentally deletes spamalot and so everybody in spamalot leaves CC and earth and go to pluto to live, where they build their own house that covers the entire thing.




So i come up and just take the hill, and everybody else falls dead, leaving me with the hill AND planet earth




oh and the people of Spamalot (used to be pluto) decide they never want to come back

we r super intelligent so we have internet on pluto ur screwed i put a rocket on ur back n send ur ass to another galaxy where u can't figure out how to get a connection
SPAMALOTS HILL

I buy you a dictionary and you spend the rest of your days learning about how "you" is spelled "you" and not "u". Then, I read my last sentence and become thoroughly confused, falling down the hill in a wasted heap. After recovering, I clamber back up to the top of the hill, down a few pints of Guinness and fall asleep.

The confused drunk's hill.

then everybody wakes up, finds out that apey DOES NOT EXIST, lack handed cc over to me, and that the people who took my hill from me got banned




my hill, and cc

my hill

william18 wrote:my hill

pushes off*


never told u u could join me, maybe if u ask politley u can

I walk up your hill and ask you to leave. You agree and it becomes spamalot's hill

Come back of and push spamalot of. My hill.

i hire a group of blood thirsty mercenaries that kill and eat you. Spamalot's hill

militant wrote:i hire a group of blood thirsty mercenaries that kill and eat you. Spamalot's hill

ah ha! but thats just the thing! spamalot is on pluto!!!! so u go and join them to never come back, and i ban u from cc, cause like i said before, i own cc now


and then i save william cause he needs to agree with my answer on the star wars trivia


mine and williams hill

i return from pluto and blow your head off with a sniper rifle, i then drown william in a vat of acid i keep at the bottom of the hill.

Spapalot's hill

I just walk up and everyone gets so scared of my muscles they just run away

my hill

I attach a rope to each of your limbs and then tie the other end of the rope anround a horse. i then tell the horses to charge and you die

Spamalot's hill

I drag you to tribal wars, force you to make an account then kick your arse



my hill

i hold a party at the bottom of the hill for my 400th post, you get drunk and i sneak up the hill and reclaim it as spamalot's hill