Conquer Club

I am sick and tired of thease stuped dice on conquer club. It is redickulous how terrible they are and they have droped me down to a cadet. Luckily i won a game and popped back up but i wanted to let everyone know how annoying they are!

Well, at least there aren't many dice threads around. In fact, this could be the only one!

By the way, it''s 'stupid', 'ridiculous' and 'dropped'.

surely you could of added to the 100s of other topics about this...instead of starting 3 new ones

Duality. wrote:Well, at least there aren't many dice threads around. In fact, this could be the only one!

By the way, it''s 'stupid', 'ridiculous' and 'dropped'.

being without any intelligence, dice can´t be stupid. If he say they are stuped, don´t believe in typos , try to understand what "stuped" means^^

Well, this April they were stuped. But I think 1 April was the only day.

Who stuped the dice? Can I stup the dice too?

natty_dread wrote:Who stuped the dice? Can I stup the dice too?

If the verb is stup then the past participle is stupped. You may now stupe the dice.


Thank me later, you may feel annoyed now, but think how much you can learn on a website like this!

poor guy needs some help...

i promised lack i wouldn't repost the dice fix, but he didn't say anything about not providing a link to it... especially when someone needs it so bad...

so either figure out how to attack less,
or read this...
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =a&start=3

*hint* it's easier to attack less

Robinette wrote:
so either figure out how to attack less,...

*hint* it's easier to attack less

Assuming someone is only attacking with 3 vs 2 rolls, why would your advice be attack less? Offensive dice = advantage while defesnsive dice = disadvantage (in theory of course....)

xelabale wrote:

natty_dread wrote:Who stuped the dice? Can I stup the dice too?

If the verb is stup then the past participle is stupped. You may now stupe the dice.


Thank me later, you may feel annoyed now, but think how much you can learn on a website like this!

I'm not annoyed... I'm absolutely stupefied.

Hoots wrote:

Robinette wrote:
so either figure out how to attack less,...

*hint* it's easier to attack less

Assuming someone is only attacking with 3 vs 2 rolls, why would your advice be attack less? Offensive dice = advantage while defesnsive dice = disadvantage (in theory of course....)

mnnn... well, i suppose it depends on the game settings.
so disregard my advice if you are playing 1 v 1, or doubles with just 4 players...

But in games with more strategy going on,
then although there is a tiny tactical advantage to being the attacker,
the strategic advantage of selectively attacking far outweighs it.

"Stuped" is actually spelled "stooped".

~barnygumble~ wrote:I am sick and tired of thease stuped dice on conquer club. It is redickulous how terrible they are and they have droped me down to a cadet. Luckily i won a game and popped back up but i wanted to let everyone know how annoying they are!

I don't think the dice are annoying. It's not even dice complaints that I find annoying. It is the author of those complaints that I find really annoying. You see, the truth is... the reason that you are a cadet... is that that's just how good you are. Your skills are compared to others on this site, are analogous to your ranks compared to that of other players on this site.

I hope that this makes you feel better.

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