Conquer Club

become a muslim!

a dowdy 50 something woman in england is currently in the throes of taking a couple who own a hotel to court. with only one thing on her mind, COMPENSATION!

the woman whom is white converted to islam 18 months ago. she stayed at the hotel in liverpool for four weeks and struck up a friendly relationship with the couple. always wearing western attire whilst staying at the hotel. on her last day she came down in full muslim dress. whereupon the couple whom apparently are church going christians asked her about the degradation of females by followers of islam. they also ribbed her about suicide bombers.

now this woman is englis. unless she's lived in a bubble for her whole life she must surely realise that english humour is all about give and take. yes, some people are more sensitive than others but this is going too far.

if she wins this case it will send out all the wrong messages and bang another nail into the coffin of common sense.

personally i'd make her pay all the legal bills and give her some bird for timewasting.

i'd rather just become a prostitute, personally.

So all I have to do to make some cash is become a 50 year old English women, then convert to islam???

neanderpaul14 wrote:So all I have to do to make some cash is become a 50 year old English women, then convert to islam???

And get people to comment on it............which might be difficult to do.

I think the tried and true method of manipulating people with a heart into donating money for a fictitious daughter's clarinet still requires a lot less effort.

Which part of this money making scheme is easy?
In America just pour hot coffee in your lap while driving.

Better yet, keep a constant lookout for spills in the super markets. 　When you spot one, put a good show on, by closely examining stuff on the shelves and then slipping on the Dill Pickle juice and landing hard on the floor while banging your arm on the shelves. You could probably settle with them and get about $5000 (maybe more if you actually hurt yourself), but you have to gamble on paying for attorney and hoping they settle (usually they will), and you have to go see a doctor to prove that you have suffered at least soft tissue damage (big bruise, and there are plenty of crooked doctors that take these obviously rubbish cases).

If you actually do this and you really really don't need the money, then you're a scumbag, which were invented at McGill University during the early days of mankind--homo sapiens, but probably also during the days of those bigger dumber somewhat related "cousins" of ours.

Are there large numbers of people trying to make money by taking advantage of an increasingly rampant compensation culture ?.......Yes
Do these people largely belong to a single ethnic or religious group ?.....No
Does the tone of this thread suggest that the OP is a racist piece of garbage ?....Oh Yes

pimpdave wrote:I think the tried and true method of manipulating people with a heart into donating money for a fictitious daughter's clarinet still requires a lot less effort.

Lmfao.....oh, that hurt......Thanks PD

*wipes tears from eyes*